Friday, December 5, 2014

Classic: No Christmas Tree Will Live Up to the Godzilla in a Tokyo Mall

In Other News, We Need More Tinfoil for Our Hats!

Think About it, the End is Nigh!

A Trend Gone Too Far

Japan Hosts the First of Hopefully Many "Crappy Robot Competitions."








The video is a bit long, but stick with it to see some of the most hilariously terrible robots on the internet.




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That Dude's Got Problems.




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See My Vest?

Does Your Level 12 Wizard Need Some New Spells? Don't Use Any of the Ones in This Hashtag.




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Check out more of the terrible-awesome spell designs here!




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The Best Hockey Player Plays the "Meow Game" in a Post-Game Interview








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Tagged: sports , hockey , meow , Cats , Video , g rated , win



If You Can Figure Out What's Going on in This Law Commercial, You're Smarter Than Us








No seriously, please tell us what this guy is getting at. Something about video games? Grief counseling? Frivolous lawsuits?




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A Man Under Arrest Goes on Facebook to Give His Side of the Story on Their Own Facebook Page




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A Group of Drunk, Belligerent 20-Somethings Try to Order at the Drive-Thru, Get Immediately Busted by the Cops








WARNING: Language in this video, and drunk white people getting immediate karma for driving drunk.




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Now That's a Meeting I'd Actually Look Forward To

Fail of the Day: Kirk Cameron’s ‘Saving Christmas’ is Now The Worst Movie on IMDB








It's Fox News' annual "War on Christmas," and former "Growing Pains" star turned messenger of God Kirk Cameron is fighting the good fight with a terrible new movie.



"Saving Christmas" was released in theaters November 14, and so far it's doing one thing really well - failing.



The movie currently has a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and on IMDB's "Bottom 100" list, the film is number one - right next to "Birdemic: Shock and Terror."



According to description on its website, the movie is summarized as such:


"An engaging story that provides a biblical basis for our time-honored traditions and celebrations, and the inspiration to stand strongly against a culture that wants to trivialize and eliminate the faith elements of this holy season."

It is being called "The Room of Christmas movies". "Jezebel" says it is "another reason to kill Christmas." And the "Chicago Sun-Times" says "this may be one of the least artful holiday films ever made. Even devout born-again Christians will find this hard to stomach."



Despite the harsh reviews, Cameron attempted to save his own movie by begging people on Facebook to upvote the disaster on Rotten Tomatoes. he said it worked temporarily with the score rising to 94%, but soon the plan backfired and the rest of the Internet dragged it back down adding a whole new onslaught of hilariously bad reviews to rub it in.





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Know Your Evolution Facts

How to Propose to a Crazy Cat Lady

Good Ole Kris Cringe-le Has a Mishap








Why is Santa repelling at all?




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When a Hair Elastic is Nowhere to Be Found

Classic: Skip to the 0:40 Mark to See the Master of Fake Typing

The Greatest of Booze Trees

Never Lose a Fantasy Football Bet, or YOU'LL be the One in a Shot-for-Shot Sia Music Video Remake








That's right, as a part of a bet revolving around fantasy football, this poor guy was forced to do the entirety of Sia's "Chandelier." That's dedication to the craft, for sure.




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It's Not a Problem!




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"Will Pizza Fix This Problem?"




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That's Much Less Distressing

This Guy Used GPS to Make a Wedding Proposal You Could See From Space








This looks like an ordinary slide show of a trip around the islands of Japan, but Yasushi Takahashi planned every part of his trip to make a message in his trail.




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Tagged: gps , Hiking , proposal , wedding , Video , g rated , win



Making Holograms You Can Feel!








Technology has changed rapidly over the last few years with touch feedback, known as haptics, being used in entertainment, rehabilitation and even surgical training. New research, using ultrasound, has developed an invisible 3-D haptic shape that can be seen and felt.



The research paper, published in the current issue of ACM Transactions on Graphics demonstrates how a method has been created to produce 3D shapes that can, be felt in mid-air.



The research could change the way 3D shapes are used. The new technology could enable surgeons to explore a CT scan by enabling them to feel a disease, such as a tumour, using haptic feedback.



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Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places




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Everybody Wins!




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You Just Don't UNDERSTAND Le Cool Internet Subcultures




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