These customers sound like they came in on a mission to be discontented with whatever the bartender served up, and did for them. So, the bartender served them up a couple big glasses -- as per request -- of exactly what they ordered. Were they just trying to get more wine, with that little request? Maybe.
Sure, on its surface, it's a hundred toy cars on a treadmill. But at it's core, it's an action-packed and expertly announced 100 car demolition derby on a treadmill. This has gotta be in the top 5 ways to repurpose a treadmill, up there with "clothes hanger" and "belt sander." Place your bets.
This might seem wholesome and funny when considered at surface level, but just you wait, because this turtle is busily preparing itself for the moment when it breathes fire.
There's no denying that sports fans love to stir up the pot on Twitter and oftentimes relentlessly trash talk various professional athletes that are just out there trying to not mess up, but prone to errors like the rest of humankind. So, when you're actually able to get some football fans to come in and attempt real life field goals that the professionals make look easy, you know you're going to have some pretty entertaining results.
This Tumblr disagreement over whether or not this bread knife is real became a real debate with counterarguments, claims and diagrams. Frankly at first glance it looks like fake bread, but I guess that's why lawyers exist. For some more lawyer Tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr thread on ridiculous court transcripts. For another argument, here's a tumblr user absolutely schooling another on horses.
Yeah, this is basically stupid, but hey, it's important to never apologize for the dumb stuff you're into. Everyone has their stupid. For the ones who played the Pokémon games while watching old episodes of Dragon Ball Z, this means something, alright? We all know that Pokémon's probability system is madness, but assuming Goku isn't holding a quick claw or something that lets him sneak in a senzu bean, this looks like it holds up.
Hold on, does quick claw provide enough of a stat buff to override the priority of quick attack? Whatever.
But hold on, would Goku's instant transmission be fast enough to end the fight before it even began?
Either way, there's no argument that Rattata could beat Yamcha with no strategy.
This tenant decided to take matters into their own hands, regarding a busted A/C situation. As it turns out, their research ended up resulting in a satisfying tidal wave of fines that came crashing back down on the very people that wouldn't fix the thing to begin with. Addressing the concerns of tenants can end up sparing these cheap landlords and property managers in the long run.
They say ignorance is bliss, and that's mostly true until reality smashes into your face faster than you can say "I'd rather not." We live in a world of secrets, and the unsettling irony is that the most unassuming, trustworthy people are also the ones who are just the best at keeping them. You hope those secrets are wholesome, but lets be honest that's usually not the case. For things you might rather not want to see, here are some strange and cursed images of internet weirdness.
This customer decided to channel their inner aggression and outrage at the bar, after she was rejected from having more drinks. Apparently, she was showing signs of drunkenness, and the bar decided it was time for them to stop serving her. By the sound of it, this news was unwelcome and simply not accepted.
So, the customer proceeded to make a proper stink about it. She went so far as to leave a dishonest review. Fortunately, the bar owner was ready to address the dishonest review with the footage-backed facts that they had on hand.
This tech support tale has just the right amount of humor in it. It's a nice break from the typical scenarios involving poor tech support employees having to deal with all kinds of wildly entitled Karens and other aggressively inconsiderate customers. In this case though, it's a mere situation involving a company prankster who decided that they'd play around with some keyboard keys to create chaos in the workplace. Those employees must've felt like they were enduring some kind of glitch in the matrix moment. For another tech support tale check out the time that a lazy manager got caught lying, and then how an employee ended up getting promoted.
We live in a world of competing wants and needs, and it's a mark of basic decency for a person to have at least some understanding of what to expect from other people. Entitled people and their absurd audacity seem hellbent on ignoring convention, taking more than their fair share, and being exceedingly rude about it all the way down. Ever had a complete stranger try to call the cops on you for not giving them your bike? The world's entitled people se no problem with it.
Recruiters are in the positions that they are because they've been professionally trained to sift through the patches of candidates that are doing whatever they can to separate themselves from the rest of the pack through vivid descriptions of their professional exploits, and occasional fabrications to make their lives seem that much grander. So, if you find yourself realizing that you've been employing some of the deceptive resume tactics present in this AskReddit thread, it might be time to rethink the strategy.
Human beings are nothing if not creative, and we have an eye for the particular. Thanks to the fluid, ever-evolving nature of language, and the systems of meaning pre-built into context, our brains are able to word better than words can even word themselves. And because of that, sometimes a patch of words hits you in just the right way, like a spicy rare insult or a funny tweet or tumblr gem where you go "alright I bet no one ever said that before."
While rain is most certainly a "free" thing that occasionally falls from the sky, if someone goes through the trouble of collecting it, it's just a bit inconsiderate to undo their work by taking their rain water. It sounds like this guy was just trying to put the neighbor's entitlement in check. The last thing anyone wants to do is to let a neighbor's entitlement run amok and end up just getting worse. For some more neighbor drama check out these neighbors that claimed someone's private property was communal space, and then ended up getting towed in the process.
To what extent is a cat or dog capable of feeling guilt? The answer is case by case. In the case of some pets like Prancer, the most irredeemable dog, you're likely to get as much remorse as you would a rock. Some dogs probably think they're doing you a favor by eating the door so you can be together. Maybe dogs who get stuck in things are a little more emotionally invested in you if they need your help, but they're also pretty good at making it seem like they don't really care.
While these are absolutely awesome to look at, we can't help but think that some of the trees can't have been too stoked about it. Also, just imagine crossing paths with one of these faces in the middle of a forest when the sun's going down and the eerie vibes of isolation in nature are already running amok. Just a little bit of yikes.
Anyone who embarks upon the ever trying journey of wrestling the blank page will become terribly familiar with the grueling process that can be just trying to spew some words out. So, this helpful little Twitter thread that includes some knowledge gleaned from a creative writing class might just come in handy.
Existence is quite bizarre. Sometimes we can end up taking that for granted, and then suddenly, life throws us a reality-shattering curveball that leaves us unable to figure out what happened no matter how much analysis and logic are applied to the strange event. This fun and disorienting AskReddit thread takes us down a lightly unsettling rabbit hole, where people share their most unforgettable "glitch in the matrix" moments.
Dating can be a disorienting, discouraging, outright wild experience in life. Sometimes, you find yourself on a date with someone who seemed completely normal, reasonably sane, and then realize that they were just doing a terribly great job at hiding all of their red flags. This Twitter thread that includes people describing the most unforgettably awkward dates they've ever been on might make you feel better about the worst dates you've ever had to suffer through.
