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Friday, May 22, 2020

Baby Discovers Her First Laugh, Wholesomeness Ensues

Witness the wonderfully wholesome moment that a baby discovers her first laugh. It's so sweet it hurts.

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Tagged: wholesome , laughter , cute , parenting , awww , funny , Video

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Pilot Is So Bad It's Actually Impressive

So, apparently it takes some serious skill to actually pull off flying this poorly.

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Tagged: FAIL , pilot , ridiculous , funny , Video , flying

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Twitter Thread: Stepson Gets Away With Secret Overnight Visitor

This fun Twitter thread involves a shocked and equally entertained stepdad witnessing his stepson get away with having a secret overnight visitor. You can really feel the intensity build, and ultimately just love to see the kid get away with it. He was playing with fire, but pulled it off!

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Text - Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake... ..and now we wait.

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Text - People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted.

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Product - Tricky-D @DropsNoP.. · 1h No one in this house would have all white shoes...

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Text - Tricky-D @DropsNoP... 1h v A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But... Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.

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Text - Tricky-D @DropsNoP... · 1h v 11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance... will he see the opportunity??

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Text - Tricky-D @DropsNoP... ·1h v I see all ya comments about help the kid out... He's a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices O 16 2710 O 296 Tricky-D @DropsNoP... · 1h v And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen... The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof 25 273 124 Tricky-D @DropsN... ·43m v So who we rooting for??

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Text - Tricky-D @DropsNo... · 21m I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there O 29 275 96 Tricky-D @DropsNoP.. · 8m I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie I'm waiting just like the rest of you

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Text - You know, like a Ben Affleck I'm waiting Miramax movie just like the rest of you O 14 57 Tricky-D @DropsNo... · 5m ОMG OMG OНННН МҮ GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See... Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.

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Text - Tricky-D @DropsNo... · 47m v I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet 46 277 ♡ 177 Tricky-D @DropsNoP... · 3m v Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink e. They gonna hit that side door. bet.

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Text - Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties Well that's a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2-3 hour window... Looks like young love finds a way, for now!

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Tagged: twitter , relationships , social media , ridiculous , funny , dating

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Aunt Karen Learns About Karen Meme, Goes Full Karen

This guy might've made quite the mistake in telling his dad about the existence of Karen memes. From there, his dad shared that knowledge with Aunt Karen, who couldn't handle it. Queue the awkward family gathering, where the full inner power of Karen was channeled and unleashed.

If you're looking for more juicy Karen content, check out the time a husband flipped out on Karen military-style.

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Tagged: FAIL , karen memes , ridiculous , tifu , Reddit , dramatic , karen

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Snackers Rank Their Favorite Chex Mix Pieces

Ah, yes, the internet has found something new to weigh in on, and disagree over. Yes, we're looking at which Chex Mix pieces rank superior over the others. This is no laughing matter. People have strong opinions, and cast grave judgments over others for their ultimate selections. There would seem to be a strong split over the quality of those rye chips. Some love it, and some can't stand the thought of it.

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Text - Aj Deinhart @AjDeinhart Dirty corn Chex at the bottom of the bag, so dirty it looks like a wheat Chex

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Text - amber ward @amber_ward_ 1. breadstick 2. corn chex (bonus points if it has a lot of seasonings on it) 3. circle pretzel 4. square pretzel 5. wheat chex 6. rye chip that's that, ladies and theydies

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Text - Colin M Moody @colinmhngry Replying to @barstoolsports and @OldRowOfficial 1. Rye chip 2. Corn chex 3. Wheat Chex 4. Mini bread stick 5. Flavor crystals at the bottom of the bag 6. The bag 7. The air in the bag 8. Square pretzels 9. Circle pretzel

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Text - Maybe: Alanna @lonzmarie Give me an entire bag with just rye Chip, corn Chex, wheat Chex. The rest is trash. Feel free to weigh in...

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Text - TALLY* @dramaclubP 1. RYE CHIP leagues above anything else 2. bread stick 3. corn chex 4. circle pretzel 5. square pretzel 6. wheat chex

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Text - bill nye the wakaan guyTM @quintobeann corn chex with all the seasoning on it>>>>>>>> rye chips are second

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Tagged: twitter , relatable , snacks , social media , ridiculous , food , junk food , funny

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Roommate Thinks She's Sneaky, Ends Up Owing $400

Man, this tale of roommate revenge is especially impressive due to the timing of everything. It seems to have worked out kind of perfectly. The flow of the roommate stepping out for food, the deactivation, and the campus police showing up deserves extra points. Check out another case of glorious revenge, with this roommate who tried and failed to go about blackmailing.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/Mi-zun • 12h + Join Roommate thought she was sneaky. Ended up owing me $400 and got suspended. This is a long one, tldr is below. So, this happened my second semester dorming at my college campus. I had met my roommate at orientation and could kind of already tell she was going to be a pain in my ass. And I was right about that. I had planned on moving rooms to be closer to some friends the next semester.

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Text - But, let me get to the story that lead to my revenge. On our campus you had to pay for meals using your student ID which had a certain amount of money on it each semester. You could also use an app that you put your name and ID info into and it makes it easier to pay. But, the name and ID must match for it to work (which will be important later). Any funds from the fall semester would roll over into the spring. But, then at the end of spring it would just

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Text - expire. Because of this, and because I only ate once or two a day, I had a ton saved up on my card. My roommate on the other hand, did not. So, I offered to pay for some of her meals from time to time in trade of her picking up the food for us. Which involved her using my card twice in person and then she'd return it . Then, one day, I noticed on my app that my card was being charged even when I was not ordering food. And not just a meal, like a meal for several people. This meant that wh

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Text - app, which are both big nonos on my campus. I was quick to put two and two together and was pretty pissed. I was initially going to confront her on it. But decided to formulate a plan instead. That day I went and ordered a second ID card for $25 to use for later. As it took a couple of weeks to get the new one. I let her charge several things to my card over a good two weeks. For her and her friends. And she wasn't very good at hiding it either. As they would come to our dorm and eat. Whi

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Text - contacted someone in person). And one day it got even better, as you can buy groceries with the card off campus as well. She decided to pay for alcohol with my card. Which doesn't get pinged as an issue on my card due to me being over 21 but, she was only 19. Not sure how she got it, but it was just the thing to finally act on my plan. I put my best sad face on and contacted the head of campus living and head of my dorm about the charges on my account. I dropped some hints that it could b

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Text - what I should do. I was told to order a new card and once I got it, to deactivate my current ID and use the new one for purchases now. Making my old ID have a balance of $0 and also to ping if someone uses it to buy anything. They also told me they would be visiting my dorm to discuss the issue with my roommate. I accepted that and waited. They sent the confirmation email that they would be visiting and I just decided to add more fuel to the fire. My roommate was groaning about not having

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Text - go use my old ID. I deactivated my first card right after she left and surprise surprise she used my info to pay. Except when she tried to pay for her and her friends this time , it was declined and it pinged that my ID was used. Campus security was called and she was escorted back to our dorm. Pretty much perfect timing for our meeting with campus living. She was scared shitless when they came to the dorm to talk and look through her stuff. On her phone, still logged into the app was my

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Text - In the end she was forced to pay me back all the funds she used (in cash) , reported for underage drinking which automatically suspends you from campus living for atleast a year, and would have on her record that she performed Identity theft. Which I also could have charged her for out of school. In the end, I got to have my own dorm for the remainder of that semester and even part of the semester after. Because it wasn't put as an available room for new dormers. I did get all my money ba

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Twitter Thread: Employees Have Meetings On Red Dead Redemption

Wow, this sounds like quite the fun and engaging way to run a meeting. Viviane Schwarz described how she'd grown tired of the infamous Zoom meeting format, so she and others that she worked with mixed it up by having meetings on Red Dead Redemption. We love it.

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Tagged: twitter , employee , job , Video Game Coverage , work , creative , awesome , social media , video games

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3 Stupid Movie Moments That Are Secretly Genius

Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh video installment in their weekly series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This one considers those stupid movie moments that are in fact, secretly brilliant. Fun stuff.

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Tagged: cracked , awesome , movies , ridiculous , cinema , funny , Video

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Interesting Subway Moments of Weirdness

Good old public transit. It's like everyone's living room if it was also a bathroom. It sure would be refreshing to be made nervous by public transportation in the traditional weird way again. Here are some other times people went full weird on public transportation.

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Transport - BIG DICK IS BACK TOWN TE CINIIN

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Tagged: wtf , mass transit , public transportation , lol , Subway , public transit , train , bus , weird

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