Friday, September 16, 2022

End of the Work Week Memes and Tweets For People at the End of their Wits


There's nothing like using SpongeBob and dog memes to describe your mental health by the week's end. In fact, one of these days I feel like I'm going to wake up, take a shower before work, wipe the steam off the mirror, and see that I have, in fact, turned into SpongeBob. That's how many of these memes I come across.

 

But regardless, congratulations on making it to Friday! It's been a long and winding road, and before we face the reality that we're going to have to go through this all over again and again and again, let's procrastinate and luxuriate for a moment. It's time to settle in and enjoy these funny memes and tweets

 

For more content like this, check out these top trending quiet quitting memes, and keep scrolling below for these ones!

HOA (and Knight of 'Ni') Karen Demands Exasperated Homeowner Fetch a Different Shrubbery, Costs HOA 'Potentially Millions'


What's next? Cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?

This HOA Karen, who also apparently happens to be a member of the 'Knights Who Say "Ni"', demanded that this homeowner fetch her another shrubbery… and place it beside the other shrubbery, only slightly higher so that you get a two-level effect, and with a little path running down the middle.

Apparently, there was something wrong with the type of bush that was planted on the homeowner's property. No, it wasn't too big or too small or too tall or too sprawling… It merely had too much color in the fall which made their yard stand out too much from the others. It's like this lady lives in a bizarre world that is a cross between Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Giver. Whatever it is, it's her own little world, and we just happen to be living in it.

For more HOA drama check out this homeowner who took down their corrupt HOA from the inside.

Manager Sells $400k of Electronics to Employees at 90% Off in Order to Get Revenge on Shady CEO's Plot


A nefarious plot by the CEO to lay off all workers at a chain electronic store triggered a rebellion by the store's manager that would send the corporate entity reeling. Is this a plot line written by George RR Martin? Or a modern retelling of Robin Hood? You be the judge!

It's no secret that CEOs and others in similar positions of unchecked power often use said power to line their coffers and fill the wallets of their closest friends and allies. It's not above them to make closed-door deals that enrich them personally or even intentionally tank the company they're supposed to be managing in order to lower its value for a nefarious hostile takeover.

The former of these is what the CEO of a "chain electronic store" tried to pull, plotting to cancel the lease of one of the stores in return for a payout from a personal brand. 

When the employees of the store accidentally learned of this plot it was a free-for-all. The manager was pissed off beyond belief and made use of his discounting privileges to provide all employees with a once-in-a-lifetime shopping spree throughout the store.

The best part? When the company finally wised up, all they had to do was threaten to air the company's dirty laundry to make threats of retribution disappear.

As always, read on to see screenshots of this brilliant and oddly wholesome story. It's one of our favorites by far of this week and month. For more swan-song workplace revenge, check out this guy who took all the company's vital blueprints on his way out the door.

See the original thread, written by u/DarkForest_NW, here.

The Most Rootinest Tootinest Yee-Haw Memes of the Week for the Funniest Cowboys and Cowgirls (Sept. 15, 2022)


Howdy, howdy, howdy! I woke up at the crack of dawn this morning to rally up and lasso you some good n' fresh yee-haw memes because you deserve it, cowboy. How do I keep coming up with a fresh crop of the funniest yee-haw memesevery week? 'Cause I'm the best rootinest tootinest yee-haw meme farmer this side of the Mississippi, and don't you forget that, pardner! Just doing my part to keep America moving during these hard times. Some days just aren't very yee-haw, but these bucking funny memes sure do help some! Like coming home after a long day of hard back breaking work in the fields and mama's apple pie has just finished cooling off. So help yourself to a Texas-sized slice of these yee-haw memes and let yourself have a barrel of laughs. We can all be the pest to our own crops sometimes, but show yourself some love and let those field thrive by feeding yourself some much deserved memes

'Welcome to the new corporate America': Breaking down what flexible hours and unlimited vacation actually mean


Welcome to the ~new~ corporate America, where we try to encourage young people to embrace the 40-hour work week with promises that are too good to be true.