Geez. Edward Norton meticulously deconstructed Bruce Willis up on stage, for the rest of the world to see. You've gotta love that ending though, where we basically learn that Bruce and Edward are close pals. Makes sense. Can't imagine anyone else being able to get away with saying what they did to Bruce Willis.
Just in case you were in need of a reason to absolutely love birds, then this is the video for you. It's really the bird's passion that takes this performance to the next level. Left it all out there.
Medium density fiber board has to come from somewhere, and this baby is the press that forms it. It also has the added benefit of sounding like the cloistered screeches of the damned, screaming to be let out of their existence of suffering in it's purest form. That or most people's internal monologue on a Monday morning but combined with the THX sound.
And the wedding drama just continues. Honestly, it's endless. There's always an emotional implosion lying in wait around the corner when there's a wedding on the horizon. It could be a nasty bridezilla or even mother-in-law who insists on being the waking nightmare of the day. In this case though, we have a bit of a testy situation that arises over the maid of honor's husband not being invited to the wedding.
Having a nuanced understanding of history is a great way to fully understand what's on the news, but sadly it has almost nothing to do with being fun at parties or making a ton of money. May these history memes for the besmartened offer clarity and enlightenment, and that's it. Sorry, knowing about the Great Emu War just isn't going to get anyone a great job or true love. But at least it's something.
Anyone who has worked retail has probably crossed paths with a customer who's tried to pull the ol' return scam. They'll claim they bought something, it was defective, have no proof , but still demand a refund. It even works sometimes, like in this tale of employees getting bamboozled by the chicken lady. The thing is, people who pull this off once seem to get a taste for it and frequently try to recreate the scheme, often at the same store. Good luck with that.
Is there value in learning about broken-hearted swans or the fear that bananas might not be long for this world? Honestly it depends on the type of person you are. But hey, if you need some ammo to bring a date to a complete halt or bum out the whole Thanksgiving dinner table, then go for it. If you want to feel worse about things, there are always more not-fun facts to feel weird about, but it might be a better choice to see some wholesome facts that are nice for a change.
Pizza can easily ignite all kinds of drama between people. It's just one of those dishes. People love it so much that when it comes down to it, and the dish has been tinkered with or outright destroyed, tempers can flare like none other. In this case, it sounds like dad had had just enough of all the toppings being taken off the pizza. Unfortunately, he didn't know that it was in fact his wife who was responsible for the whole thing. Queue up the drama.
Yeah man, that's not how it goes. This guy apparently assumed that his computer would be able to function during a power outage, by running off of a watch battery. Suffice to say, that's not how it works at all. You've really got to feel for these poor folks that work tech support, and then end up encountering some truly, soberingly clueless individuals. For another tale from the tech support world, check out this story about a CEO who assumed his computer had been hacked, and then learned how a keyboard works.
The days are long and sometimes we need strength against boredom in the form of tweets and Tumblr gems. The internet is like a Rube Goldberg machine of thoughts bumping into feelings, unleashing new ideas and possibilities. Of course, it almost always produces a dumb and ineffectual result. But hey, that's how it goes with Tumblr gems and tweets.
So basically, Comic Sans deserves far more love than it's been getting. We're quite blessed to be living in an era that's been marked by the kinds of technological innovations that can ultimately make it easier for folks that are dealing with irritating situations like dyslexia. For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this Tumblr thread about the implications of a sleep starved society.
Just when we thought this whole story's arc was going to be soaked in nothing but welcomed positivity, then boom, the customer just has to go and prove himself to be a complete jerk. Fortunately, the employee that ended up having to field all of his dumb behavior had the wherewithal and the professional means to put him in his place, by throwing his precious car into sweet limbo.
Parking lots effortlessly bring out people's nastiest sides. There's just something about the way that so many people operate in this world, where it amounts to them turning into completely frantic animals when it comes time to exercise just a little bit of social decency while navigating a parking lot. Maybe you'll end up taking a note out of these people's books for the next time you find yourself confronting a parking lot bully, and ready to enact a petty revenge to "make things right."
There are certain times in this chaotic life when you actually might find yourself thinking that you wish life were just a little bit like what it's portrayed as in the movies. Then, then there are other times where it's a very good thing that life doesn't compare to what it's depicted as in movies. It's probably a good thing that computers don't make a ton of bleep/blop/blip noises when we type on them. That might get just a tad bit irritating after awhile.
Everything was going smoothly until everyone remembered that cars have wheels. It's almost like watching the car get woken up, go "nah man, I need my rest" then choose to go directly back to bed. But in a ditch. Hopefully the tow truck won't charge extra for their own mistake, but we all know how arguments with tow truck companies go.
