Wednesday, September 30, 2015

These Two Are the Dumbest Criminals Ever, and Judge Judy's Quickest Court Case


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Hero of the Day: Man Documents Rescuing a Stuck Crow on Snapchat


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Imgur user mrpatata did two good deeds Sept. 28.

First, he saw a crow with a head stuck in a fence and saved it.

Second, he documented the proceedings and shared them.

He possibly did a third good deed by naming the rescued bird 'Russell Crow', depending on your appreciation of puns.

We consider it three good deeds.

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Katy Perry Gets More Than She Bargained For With This Neck-Kissing Fan


Things got a bit crazy at Katy Perry's 'Rock in Rio' concert.

The star invited up to the stage a very excited woman named Rayane who proceeded to kiss Katy's neck, nuzzle her b00bs and slap her on the butt.

Rayane, or "Rairairairai" as Katy called her, did give some very valuable Portuguese lessons though.

Pizza is apparently the same in English as Portuguese. Pizza brings everyone together.

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No Big Deal, This Little Kid Just Nailed an Insane Skateboard Trick


Landing a full 900, NBD.

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Katy Perry Went to Brazil, Brought a Fan on Stage and They Touch Each Other's Butts


There's a lot going on with this exchange, but it's safe to say that Katy Perry fan #Raiaiaia was memorable for all of us.

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This Nike Commercial Parody Will Inspire You to Do Things You Never Thought You Could


Why just do it honestly when you could commit countless crimes?

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This Mom Surprised Her Trans Teenage Daughter With Her First Dose Of Hormones


Keeping Your Valuables Safe, Unless You've Got a Paperclip


Finally, something Clippy could actually help you with.

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53 Things Donald Trump Has Definitely Searched for on Google


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Ever wonder what Donald Trump searches for on Google in his spare time? Wonder no longer, friend. We've got you covered.

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Pushing Your Car Just Got More Interesting


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Netflix: Chill For The Whole Family


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This Guy Plays a Song With 90 Instruments, Meanwhile I Can't Even Manage One


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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Before You Try to Steal Someone's Package, Lock Down Your Own Valuables


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Extreme Phone Pinching Will Have Your Palms Sweaty in Seconds


I hope these guys have insurance on those phones.

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Classic: Tommy the Ten-Pin Isn't Going to Take Your Sh*t Anymore


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Tumblr Gets Smart


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Sharing Your Drink is a Quick Way to Make Hummingbird Friends!


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The poster of this video said that the cup contained sugar water that was one cup sugar to four cups water. Please don't try sharing your margaritas with the hummingbirds ;)

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Taking a Selfie-a-day Shows How Drastic You Change Through Your Teens


Hugo Cornellier took a selfie everyday, for 8 years, from  12 to 20 years old. 

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Spider At a Gas Station? BURN EVERYTHING DOWN


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Ronnie Pickering is the Most Famous Man You've Never Heard of, and His Rage is Taking the Internet by Storm


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There's a new meme in town and his name is Ronnie Pickering. After blowing up at a motorcyclist in traffic, Pickering has found himself at the mercy of the internet, becoming the subject of an endless stream of remixes. Check out some of our favorites below (warning: not safe for work language ahead):

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Before You Try to Steal Someone's Package, Lock Down Your Own Valuables


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Advice for the Future


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Tragic Irony of the Day: BBC Reporter Gets Harassed on the Street While Doing a Story on Street Harassment




In what is a sad view of the state of reality, BBC reporter Sarah Teale was instantly harassed on the street when she finished her introduction about street harassment.

The BBC followed up with the reporter after the incident:

The East Midlands Today reporter said she was "genuinely shocked" by what the man said.

She said: "It's not banter, it's not funny and no-one should have to put up with it."

The TV presenter said it was good people were now talking about the issue but said claims the video was staged were "absolute nonsense".

She said: "It's fairly obvious from my reaction that it wasn't staged.

"If it is a craze it doesn't make it any less offensive."



Attention to this subject has been on the rise the last year or so, especially after a video of a woman walking down the street alone, receiving multiple cat calls, went viral.

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Monday, September 28, 2015

Sarcasm of the Day: Fox News' Shep Smith Doesn't Care that Facebook was Down and Doesn't Think You Should Either


Facebook went down for about an hour and Fox News' Shep Smith couldn't care less.



Facebook went down for about an hour today. Are you OK?

Do you know who was totally fine about it? Fox News' Shepard Smith.

He provided a 'breaking news' update that sounded like more of a pointed rant than an actual bit of information. But hey, he knows his audience.



"...So, if you're all narcissistic and want to share every bit of your life with the world, uh they don't care anyway, and a few minutes off Facebook will not kill you."

He sounds a little bitter about it. Maybe people aren't responding to his friend requests or not poking him back.

Reactions were mixed.









You know how people do.

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Idiots of the Day: Bank Robbers Get Busted After Posting Social Media Selfies with the Money

This Double Vision Makeup Look Tutorial Proves That Makeup is Trippy AF


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The Sorcerer is Stoned


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A Danish Hunting Show Will Probably Reconsider Trying Falconry Again After This


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On the Roads of Britain, Watch Out for Ronnie Pickering


Warning, this rage-fueled British driver drops a lot of swears.

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This Dog Is So Dedicated to Fetch He's Willing to Destroy His Own Living Room to Get That Tennis Ball


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40 Images That Prove Design Isn't for Everybody


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Graphic design may be your passion, but th
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Some Jokes Are in Suffix-able


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When You're Here, You're Family


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A Cheat Sheet for Not Cheating


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Sunday, September 27, 2015

Learn to Cook Yams and Summon Satan All at Once!


Thanksgiving is coming up, you'll definitely want this recipe for your family dinner!

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