Thursday, January 12, 2023

'No build is complete without hot glue': These 'crying shoes' annoy the heck out of the DIY community for a punny reason


Folks in the DIY community were losing it over this 'crying shoe' hack that leaves viewers with more questions than answers. 

Not every craft project on the inter webs can be the best DIY ever. Luckily for us here at Fail Blog, there are plenty of people who are competing to make the worse possible DIY, including this one. Ready for a terrible life hack? Check out this woman's attempt at a fashionable shoe hack that ends up ruining the shoe and possibly even ending a friendship

30+ Disastrous, Disgusting, and Disturbing Hair Fails That Redefine 'Bad Hair Day'


These customers must have asked their barbers to ruin their lives. That can be the only explanation for some of the most disastrous, disgusting, and disturbing haircut fails I have come across on the Internet. 

 

Now, if you're like me, you probably over-exaggerate a bit when you have a bad hair day. Or perhaps you rolled out of bed one day and didn't have time to shower before work and your hair looks like whatever was on top of Edward Scissorhands' head. You think everyone's looking at you, you think your hair will never be the same again, and you're fighting the urge to scream. The slightest uneven haircut or the mildest bad hair day can feel apocalyptic. 

 

However, once you've taken a moment to look at these ridiculous cuts, your mentality might change. Firstly, these people clearly want to be seen, which means they don't just have bad hair, they are also delusional narcissists. Hopefully, scrolling through this list will be a much-needed reminder that you, dear reader, are neither of those things. For more, take a look at this list of insufferable coworkers.

‘I Am the Main Character’ : Best of Cringey Entitled People Who Think the World Revolves Around Them


I'm sure you've heard your parents say 'The world doesn't revolve around you!' at least once or twice back when you were a small dumpling of a kid. Though you were appalled the first time they said it, at some point as you went through your teens, suffered through puberty, and entered your twenties, your prefrontal cortex slowly finished developing, and you realized that they were right. The world doesn't actually revolve around anyone. In fact, the galaxy in which our solar system exists (AKA the Milky Way) has about 100-500 BILLION solar systems. We are one of those. Tiny, puny, insignificant.

Our universe is also expanding with every second. The earth itself is about 3.5 million times larger than a human. Feel small yet? Long story short, we ain't that interesting. There are those who would disagree. A lot of them happen to be entitled social media influencers, Kens and Karens, and of course Kanye West, which is its own separate discussion. 

While scrolling through r/iamthemaincharacter, I happened upon a lot of these kinds of people and thought them noteworthy to share with you. So have a scroll for yourself, and check out how delusional people can be down below. Reddit is truly a wasteland of beautiful stupid people created for our own entertainment. Also, unrelated — for some signs that are as blunt as they come, click here.

'Brag-fest Alert' : Best Cringeworthy Batch Of Raging LinkedIn Lunatics


As previously stated, LinkedIn is basically the Instagram of grown-ups, also known as 'The place where insecure people go to brag about their miserable existence'. You know those Facebook groups where people show off pics of them graduating with honors from some Ivy League school that you have no idea how they got accepted into, with captions such as 'I am SO proud to announce that I have humbly graduated from XYZ with HONORS. This has been the most inspiring, eye-opening, and spiritual experience of my life, and I am so grateful to the Dean and her daughter, who have been such a big influence on me… bla bla… bla bla bla…' ? So it's like that.

You can't disguise 'Stupid' as 'Not stupid'. It's simply not possible. So to sum it all up, I can't stand LinkedIn, and if you clicked on this post, the bets are out that you don't either. Sure, it's a great way to expand your social and professional network, find a job, and develop your career… yada yada… but it's also the perfect platform to read about others announcing how much better they are than you. There is no shortage of idiots on LinkedIn, and the fact of the matter is, it's kinda entertaining.

So without further ado, scroll down and check out some of the most embarrassing, cringeworthy snapshots I've scavenged on r/linkedinlunatics, because it sure made my day. Then, you can also feel free to take a look at what Reddit has to say about Gen Z leaving big gaps in their resumes in the name of self-care.

'You're not making me steam milk? Thank you for an easy life, king/queen': 35+ Highly specific memes from cafe baristas


Society would crumble without the hardworking baristas who get up very early every morning to clock in and make us our lattes and americanos. I pledge my allegiance to the baristas everywhere who make it possible to order a fine caffeinated drink and receive excellent service each time. 

Working at a coffee shop is no walk in the park, though, as this collection of memes from barista-focused pages will reveal. You might think you know what goes on behind the counter of your favorite Starbies, but do you really know how the barista feels when you ask for the latest viral TikTok pink drink? (Spoiler alert, they all hate those drinks). The inner workings of these coffee shops are laid bare below — so remember these next time you want to rush the coffee shop working making your 17 ingredient drink. 

Up next, check out this word salad of a label that has the internet divided: Would you buy this product, or does it make you recoil?