Saturday, August 24, 2019

14 Times Indian People Facebook Went All Out For Bobs And Vagene


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Reddit's "Indian People Facebook" subreddit churns up some serious social media gold. You've got to admire the bullish bravado and fearlessness of these dudes when it comes to spitting their "game" on social media. Zero shame and zero game. Or maybe their game is just next level and we can't even fathom what they're doing. 

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Dude Does Huge Bike Jump Directly over Tour de France


Alright, yeah that's pretty badass. Nothing like jumping over a highly televised, world renowned sporting event. People need to jump over more events. Thank goodness he made it. Who knows how many people would hate this guy if he just flopped onto the course into oodles of bicyclists.

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Guy Battles Stupid Work Tie Policy by Buying Ugliest Ties Possible


buying ugly ties to fight against the man

Companies and institutions around us like to impose inconvenient rules for dumb reasons. Companies will make you wear uncomfortable hats. Colleges will make you comply with unfair printing fees. It's a minor, but meaningful success when you can get revenge within the rules and beat them at their own game.

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38 Expectations Vs Realities And Other Lies The World Told People


Expectation Vs Reality

Sometimes your expectations just lose to the reality of the situation. Is it us getting swept up in our own hopes and dreams, blinded by an optimistic outlook, or are we victims of lies being told? You be the judge. 

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20 Two-Sentence Horror Stories That Are as Succinct as They Are Spooky


short horror story about the world ending

You're a busy person. Cut the fat out all your scary stories. All you need is two sentences to send a rush of chills down your spine. r/twosentencehorror combines succinctness and scariness in a fun, set-up punchline style. Anyway, here are 40 sentences of highly condensed spookiness.

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25 Life Pro Tips That Are Cheat Codes For Real Life


life tricks and hacks like using empty debit cards for online registration

All great stuff here from Reddit's life pro tips section. Things like always assuming that when you're on hold that the other person can hear you, might keep you out of some very avoidable, and uncomfortable situations. They say that we gain experience through living, but some of us need that hard-earned wisdom or common sense more than others. 

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Guy Delivers For DoorDash And Catches His Girlfriend Cheating On Him With Her Co-Worker


Guy delivers for DoorDash, and catches his girlfriend cheating on him with her handsome co-worker.

This guy's honestly better off. The story goes that he was working delivery for DoorDash, and ended up catching his now ex-girlfriend in the middle of hooking up with her "handsome co-worker." I mean, honestly him catching her like that; he really just dodged a bullet. Good riddance! 

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A Twitter Debate On Whether Or Not Wario Has Nipples (7 Tweets)


Twitter users debate over whether or not Wario has nipples.

In a world dominated by troubling news, it's nice to have a good old-fashioned Twitter debate break out in regards to whether or not Wario has nipples. These are the kinds of burning questions that the world demands answers to. The people just need to know. The world of video games itself hung in the balance for a hot sec, while people argued back and forth; but ultimately we have a Twitter user confirm that Wario does in fact have nipples. 

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Kid At VidCon 2019 Dresses Up As "Influencer Apology" Video With Ads Included


This kid is going places. They dressed up as an "influencer apology" video and absolutely freaking nailed it. That and the fact that they include a ton of ads makes this video hilariously accurate. Well done, kid. 

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Man Tells His Girlfriend That She Needs To "Unlove" All The Men From Her Past


boyfriend tells girlfriend to stop loving other men in her life

Mark sounds like an insecure case of serious red flags. He's asking his girlfriend in this situation to just "unlove" all of her past boyfriends. Not only is that a bit extra, but very strange phrasing. Sounds like this relationship's going to need some serious growth and boundary work if it's going to go anywhere. 

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18 People Share What Their Partners Did During Sex That Totally Ruined It For Them


sex partners that ruined it with this one weird trick

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories. 

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Woman Posts Hysterical Rant After Jogger Says She Looks Like A Blow Up Doll


This distraught woman posted a hysterical rant after her plastic surgery/lip filler fail, inspired a sassy jogger to mock her for looking like a "blow up doll." 

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Bridezilla Announces Her Engagement At Her Cousin's Wedding, Cousin Announces Her Pregnancy At Her Wedding As Revenge


Self-important bridezilla decides to announce her engagement at her cousin's wedding, so the cousin gets back at her later by announcing her pregnancy.

Wedding season is marked by an ongoing display of bridezillas stirring up all kinds of chaos at otherwise peaceful weddings. In this particular scenario, the self-important bridezilla decides it's an appropriate time to announce her engagement at her cousin's wedding. This is where the revenge takes its roots. The cousin takes her revenge later on by announcing her pregnancy at the wedding. 

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Party Where Each Guest Provides 3-Minute Powerpoint Presentation Is Actually Genius


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Talk about a brilliant way to break the ice at a party, and keep guests on their toes. You're bound to get a real feel for how people perform under pressure if you break out this kind of game. 

A game by the sounds of it that asks each player to put together a 3-minute Powerpoint presentation on something they're passionate about. We've got a nice little recap below of the woman who ended up winning with her presentation on Shadow the Hedgehog's true moral compass. 

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People That Have Read Terms And Conditions Reveal The Sneaky Things They Found


People that have read the terms and conditions thoroughly reveal the sketchy stuff they discovered in an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked the people that have thoroughly read through the terms and conditions, what kinds of shady stuff they discovered. You never know when you might come across Toto's "Africa" lyrics in the back half of an app's terms and conditions. 

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