Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Biker's Adrenaline-Charged Ride Is An Emotional Rollercoaster


Every now and again you come across one of those videos featuring a wildly talented athlete who seemingly possesses superhuman reflexes and luck. There are moments early on in this video when you're rightfully thinking "it can't get any crazier than this", and then it just escalates. 

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Charles Barkley Reacts To Kevin Durant's One Word Response


There are few things we love more than a good old fashioned live TV fail. This right here would definitely fit that description. Charles Barkley hits Kevin Durant with a lengthy question and proceeds to get a comprehensive answer that really takes some time to digest. 

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UPS Delivery Guy Vs. Extra Icy Driveway


Sometimes, you show up for a day on the job and you're expected to deliver a package in the middle of the freezing cold, and you've just gotta let that package roll. It's for the well being of yourself and the package when it comes down to it. 

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Coworker Tosses Package In Bin, Unknowingly Triggers Life Alert


Let this be a lesson to all that we need to be ever mindful of what we're throwing away. This coworker casually tossed away a seemingly innocent package, and went on to ignite a full on life emergency alert. Well, you live and learn. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/Dr-Wankenstein • 16h TIFU by tossing a package M So this happened last week, you know in the midst of all the Christmas chaos. I work for one of those delivery companies that's rather well known world wide. I should also point out that It was my coworkers fault and not mine. Anyway I had just finished unloading my truck and was depositing my "ground packages" into it's proper bin and taking care of my paper work when there's a commotion coming from the front of the station

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Text - In comes marching the paramedics and fire department looking for an injured man with the name (for anonymity we will call him "Jon Snow." I know not very original or cool anymore, but with my newfound time l've invested in audiobooks. I'm already on book 4. ) Anyway I tell them "oh hang on, there's no injury I know of. Let me go ask my station supervisor." (I know good lil worker bee me. But seeing as l've been back at the station for a total of 5 minutes, I don't know wtf is going on) So

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Text - Jim " What? No, there's been no accident here. Well the shop just closed up, let's make sure there's no one in the customer area." So he leads the paramedics around the station looking for Mr. Snow. Jim proceeds to come back into the loading dock as we are in the middle of our evening sort and have 10 or so minutes to get the truck out to the ramp. "Well there's no Mr. Snow here." That's when another coworker chimes in and says "Oh you're looking for Mr. Jon Snow? I had a package for him

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Text - It's a fricken life alert that was pressed, triggered or sounded when it was tossed into the bin. Paramedics "huh well, first time for everything I suppose. Glad no one's hurt and my supervisor is not going to believe this story. And that my friends is why you shouldn't throw packages . Tldr: my coworker threw a package in a bin in the midst of the Christmas chaos, unknowingly triggered a life alert summoning the paramedics and fire department. 333 25 ↑, Share

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Guy Buys $1800 Bike From Thief, Returns To Owner


Every now and again we come across those moments when our faith in humanity is not disintegrated, but actually, beautifully restored. In this case, we have a guy who ended up buying a bike from a bike thief (the worst), and ultimately was able to return said stolen bike to the owner. Now that's just a win for humanity. 

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Text - Ste Burke @SteBurke44 Has anyone had their bike stolen? Just bought this for £80 and it's got a bike lock on it. Apparently it's from the Crosby area. Bought it so I can get it to back to the right owner. I know it's a £1350 bike and id be heartbroken if it was me. Give us a shout

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Text - Ste Burke @SteBurke44 Was messaged on here by someone and it ended up being the fellas who's bike it was. He had the key to the bike lock and all the paperwork to go with it. Ended up being from dovecot. Said his house got had off two days ago and.... (1/2)

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Text - Ste Burke @SteBurke44 He'd saved up and spent £1250 on the bike last year. Said his house has been had off but he's made up that he's managed to get his bike back, so happy days. It's in the right hands now

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Text - Ste Burke @SteBurke44 Replying to @caleb_2312 If I get it I get it, if not just happy a fella who's down on his luck at the minute has got a bit of a reason to be happy after his house has got had off. Fine by me

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Text - 8 Text Message Today 16:55 You missed calls from me at 16:55 and 16:55 20 Jan. This is a free Call Alert from 02. To disable this dial 901, press *, then option 4 and option 5. iMessage L1 onall No worries lad leaving in 5

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Blue - Think I'm outside lad White House The rat took me passport an bank card but l'll defo way you in Friday I'll phone u okay mate an once agen thanks for that Feel had takina it off vou mat. .Ich. I レー out mar If I see m .... •yud.

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Logo - HEAVY IS THE HEAD @stormzy Replying to @SteBurke44 Top man

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Kid Infiltrates Walmart By Wearing Neon Vest


Anyone who has worked anywhere knows that you could walk into just about any business or institution carrying a ladder, holding a clipboard, wearing hard hat or hi vis jacket and not be questioned. It's not necessarily a good idea to impersonate staff, and it's probably some version of illegal. But as this kid attests, it can be done. For a while at least. For some rule bending, here are some loopholes people were able to exploit for years. For more Walmart junk, here are some of the weirdest things Walmart employees witnessed.

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Text - Posted by u/GreenKeel 16 hours ago 14 2 O 9 L@17 3 11 TIFU by getting a lifetime ban from Walmart. My friend and I are both in high school, and we've been hanging out a lot over winter break. Today we were especially bored, and I suggested going to Walmart to look around. After a little while, we got bored of that too. Then an idea hit us. In the back of my car, I have 2 neon yellow vests. They seemed to match the style of vest that the employees in the parking lot were wearing, so natura

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Text - At first we went unnoticed, and mostly just walked around the store. At one point, an older woman employee asked us if we would help her move some TVs on a cart for her. We agreed, and moved the TVs from the return section to the stocking shelves in the employee-only area in the back. As we walked in, the store's manager (I think) helped us stock the TVs, at which point he noticed he had never seen either of us. Thinking quickly, we introduced ourselves as new employees and shook his hand

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Text - About ten minutes later, we entered the stocking area once again. This time, a younger woman immediately recognized that she we don't work for Walmart. She told us we need to leave immediately, and walked us straight to the exit. As I was leaving the store, a security employee ran up behind me and said something along the lines of: "You think you're funny? We got your pictures right here. Next time you come back to this store, I'll have you arrested."

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Text - From there, I just got in my car and drove home. In a funny twist of events, my mom told me that I have an eye doctor's appointment at the Walmart Vision Center next week. I plan on faking illness to get out of it, so that she never finds out. TLDR : Friend and I put on yellow vests and posed as Walmart employees. We did free labor before receiving a lifetime ban from the store. I have an eye doctor's appointment at this Walmart next week, and my mom doesn't know about this.

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Text - wanamassamama02 23.4k points · 18 hours ago My cousin got arrested and prosecuted for shoplifting at Wal-Mart and then got hired at the very same location a few months later. GreenKeel 10.3k points · 15 hours ago Lmao that gives me hope

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Text - KitWalkerXXVII 5.0k points · 14 hours ago Ex-retail security guard here: 1. You were just goofing off, but my old store once got ripped off for tens of thousands of dollars in cell phones with a variation of that tactic. That would be why security was pissed. 2. I am 99.9% sure you're good. For starters, my co-workers had a helluva time picking out known shoplifters much less annoying teens. Additionally, the corporation I worked for had super strict rules on banning people or calling the

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Text - LostInTheSauce34 2.3k points · 15 hours ago Lmao Walmart loss prevention, they wont recognize you

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Text - swordsmanluke2 907 points · 13 hours ago Dress nice for your eye appointment. Maybe change the part in your hair and be on your best behavior. Ensure your mother is with you. The WM loss prevention folks will never notice you. Hell, they didn't notice that two strangers wearing yellow vests were running around stocking shelves. By next week they will have forgotten you as long as you give them no reason to pay attention to you. BeeEyeEngiOh 583 points · 12 hours ago 32 8 O Live life on th

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Woman "Accidentally" Announces Engagement At Friend's Wedding


Man, talk about a glaringly obvious attention to steal the limelight. It's your best friend's big day. This whole rodeo really only rolls around once. But as it does, you're going to have the audacity to try and make the day about you? Nope get out of here. For more juicy wedding drama check out the most entitled bridezillas of 2020 over here

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Text - Shadowcthuhlu • 16h Nta - I don't get the whole "taking attention away" when it's catching up during the reception or cocktail hour. That's what they ate there for Q Reply Vote •..

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Text - Mathjunkie49 • 15h NTA. It's not like you got up, grabbed the microphone at the reception and made a big announcement. You answered someone's question and asked them to not make a big deal out of it. Bridezilla and her mom are out of line. Reply 1 Vote ...

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Text - Glasgowghirl67 • 15h NTA, it was unfortunate people found out at the wedding, you didn't announce it during the speeches or the vows, sometimes these things happen and you did try to tell them you were not engaged and they wouldn't have it. Reply Vote ...

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Incorrect


In this confusing and unclear world of ours, there are generally more opportunities for us to be technically correct about something than actually factually accurate. That would involve learning. Who wants that when you could just scoop some of that good old wit out of your brain cavity and call it technically accurate and not totally wrong.

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Text - Quite Interesting @qikipedia ... Drops of rain are not 'raindrop- shaped' when they fall, but spherical Vertaal Tweet 23:00 · 18/12/20 · TweetDeck 20 Retweets 4 geciteerde Tweets 276 vind-ik-leuks Emil Aagaard Bovbjerg @Th... . 16 m Als antwoord op @qikipedia As they are, in fact, raindrops, whatever shape they have, is raindrop-shaped. O 17 2

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Nose - I'LL BE BACK IN 10 MINUTES BUT IF I'M NOT JUST READ THIS MESSAGE AGAIN. I'VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW.

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Finger - this asshole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now I have to go to work and pay rent

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Lip - Hey Mariah, I got you a christmas present! I don't want a lot for christmas...

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Human - Everyone who received the first smallpox vaccine in 1798 has died. Makes you think.

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Text - 16. Expand 2(a+b) 2(a+b)* 2 (a+ b ) * 2 ( a + b ) 2. 2 (a + b ) 2. NO

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Text - mamoru I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet? mamoru dragginage That's the best part! You don't need to learn to play trumpet to annoy them. Just try your best and have fun! oh wow you are so right! thank you!

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Ingredient - hello methlaboratories seasons greetings thebootydiaries god damn it

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Cheek - These people are living in 2030 O 1.8K 212 Comments 189 Shares Like Comment Share Xavier So this pandemic will last 10 more years?

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Sport venue - Selfie with Messi

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Technology - My girlfriend just broke up with me What? Delivered Holy shit that sucks man

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Litter - Natu Natural LIGHT This is a Natural Disaster Natural Naty Natural Natur tural HT Natr

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Cheek - "Egg salad is still chicken salad when you think about it " -Glenn Danzig

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Leg - Big Foot Caught On Tape 91,539 views

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Produce - DerpykillerG @harry90667320 The aim of golf is to play as little golf as possible. 10:14 PM · 21/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity Listen here, you little shit

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Text - if you never did this you had no childhood

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Text - Year 2020 Lover 000 @enveloping I have a Ph.D. Do I want to be called doctor? Hell yes I do. When the pilot asks if there's a doctor on board I raise my hand every time. Then I solve an equation on the heart attack victim's chest while everyone yells at me. I have killed four men this way and I will kill again

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Finger - Elmo stared in disbelief at the parasite that had been inside his body for decades.

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Human - the correct way to spell "hats" is HATS because it's all caps

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Product - So...what do they do with the rest of the mole? Molasses ORIGINAL

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Organism - We've all Kicked a pregnant Woman before

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Infrastructure - Previous owners built this house, told us there was insulation in the roof. True story..

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Text - More Reasons to Avoid Water? Is the #1 cause of drowning Excess consumption will cause sweating, urination, and possibly death 100% of people exposed to water will die Can be extracted from rocket fuel Is the main ingredient in pesticides 100% of violent criminals have consumed water in the hours leading up to their crimes

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