“Look, you’ve got to be warned here: what you’re about to see is beyond graphic, probably not appropriate for your kids. Three-two-one, go.” Based on that intro from Sean Hannity alone, you'd think you were gearing up for some stomach-turning, booze-soaked debauchery that amounted to at least half a frat getting arrested for blowing shit up or something. But nah, just the usual depraved beachside decadence.
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Keep the rest of hump day rolling with some more afternoon memes.
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It sounds an awful lot like John Mayer's been smoking too much of the devil's lettuce amidst his Grateful Dead revival tour. By coming right out and taking an aggressive stance that no, he most certainly is not high; he almost guaranteed the mass flood of Twitter trolls that collectively suggest otherwise. Gotta hand it to some of these people for the added efforts on playing around with the animal coloring. That cat peacock could be the 8th wonder of the world, easily.
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Well, it's hump day yet again. We figured a little boost of endorphins might be in order to get you through the rest of the week.
You're welcome.
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This is one of those situations where the universe lines up perfectly to dish out some solid karma. I mean what are the chances? I think the last thing you'd ever expect as an Uber driver is to pick up your significant others side piece from the airport and have to hand deliver them to your SO's place.
You can't help but feel for this girl as anyone who has been involved in a situation where you come to realize a loved one is lying or cheating will know the sinking, burning feeling that she describes.
Get ready, cause this one is a trip.
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Leave it to the unmistakably talented, previously undiscovered washing machine to turn your conception of musical talent upside down. Legit, this could make for a decent track. Let's get that MP3 going, guys.
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These people didn't fail to get a laugh out of us when we were reading over these tweets. This truly is some Twitter comedy gold.
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With Guardians of the Galaxy 2 quickly approaching release, it's time to brush up on the first one and get learned on some fun facts.
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What's the douchenozzle A-Rod contemplating in this pic? His own profoundly overdeveloped vanity? Maybe he's trying to figure out where it all went wrong. Perhaps sometime when he teed himself up for a good 'ol fashioned meme-inspired whipping. The guy is almost too easy to make fun of at this point in the game, and the fact his self-awareness would seem to be at an all time low, promises the likely prospect we'll be seeing more of these gems pop up. One can hope.
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On the fateful 5th of March an 18-year-old out of Florida tweeted at Ryan Reynolds saying if the actor liked the tweet, he'd permanently stigmatize himself with a tattoo of Reynolds' name. Fast forward, and the dumbed down, glaringly shortsighted deed has been completed. I guess we gotta toss Dustin a little respect for the fact that he pulled through as a man of his word and all. Eh, or not. If we're lucky we'll get a response from Deadpool himself regarding all this stupidity.
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Hunter S. Thompson, famed author and journalist, and notorious for his dark existentialistic view on the color of life. His works and ramblings blurred the line between truth and fiction and left us with no shortage of great quotes and insights.
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Despite bloodying up the nudes-thirsty hound's nose a decent amount, it'd appear that angry older brother was all 'loud noises' and not a whole lot of anything else. I mean he really lays into the dude, and the guy still won't get his ass up off the couch. Even after that fiery demand, “Get da f*ck out ma couches." Better luck next time, bro. Your 'couches' are still occupied.
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Bon Appétit invited the wave of mockery on themselves with this one. By asking people to 'not focus on that' they almost ensured a multi-course series of roastings from willing people on Twitter that couldn't help but note the stupidity of this particular foodie trend.
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I had a tough time with this one, because for the most part I found this movie pretty enjoyable in theaters. Am I alone on this one? You guys love the ever fantastic, scathing takedown initiated by Honest Trailers, or what?
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I've never grasped how one goes about performing this impressive move without proceeding to eliminate armies of necessary brain cells. Dude, I've had a hard enough time managing to crush beer cans with my forehead on the rowdier, booze-soaked weekends of my life.
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I think it's fair to say the last thing this kid expected was to come face to face with a very legit Bart Simpson IRL! Obviously older generations will know Nancy Cartwright voiced the iconic Bart Simpson, but clearly there's an unfortunate carryover of that knowledge with the kids nowadays. Can't beat that expression of sheer and unadulterated shock.
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