Wednesday, May 13, 2015

That's One Way to Make Prom Night Memorable


Catching the Elusive White Girl


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So Long Coccyx, We Knew Ye Well


She's Just Passionate About the Game


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Someone Took the Phrase "Keep Portland Weird" as a Personal Challenge


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Tagged: Music , portland , what , weird , Video

Rival Trainer Has Left the Chatroom!


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This Pro Makes Switching Bikes Mid-Trick Look Easy


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Tagged: bike , trick , whee , Video , stunt , g rated , win

The Most Delightfully Janky "Vending Machine" We've Ever Seen


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This Over-the-Top Turkish Soap Opera Accidentally Aired Scenes Without Their Special Effects


According to the Reddit thread where this video was posted, the drama is full of cautionary tales about people who need to change their path in life or face damnation - clearly what's going on in this video.

Assuming you believe damnation is getting bothered by awkward men in green suits.

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This Jeopardy Contestant Just Brought Some Serious Sass to the Classic Game Show


Louis Virtel wrote extensively about his obsession with the trivia show and his experience on the air over at Hitflix, where he also shared his reaction to Twitter talk when the show aired: 



There's something you don't see every day on the game show circuit!

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Snapshots From the Conversations of a Tinder Expert


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Whether he's datable is...debatable.

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A Welsh Bus Company Just Wants You to Plow Those Buses for as Long as You Can


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These were (note: past tense) the advertisements promoting a Welsh bus company's all-day deal for metro passes. While we give them credit for creating equal-opportunity sexy ads, maybe this wasn't such a hot idea to begin with.

Still, it can't be any worse than Seattle's own short-lived "South Lake Union Trolley."

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Unless Your Girlfriend is Merriam or Webster, We Don't Approve


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Dash Cam Footage Captures the Moment an Ordinary Man Turns into Wario


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Tagged: russia , sign , cars , dash cam , Video , g rated , win

Grandma Has Just One Wish for Her 102nd Birthday: Better Denture Glue


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Confusion of the Day: Young Boy Has Never See a Pay Phone Before


But how do you Instagram with it?

Pay phones aren’t extinct quite yet, but this boy has apparently never seen one.

His mom recorded his reaction to the strange contraption, which appears to completely baffle him.

He studies it carefully and asks: “Is this an old fashioned phone?”

Meanwhile the mom must be unfamiliar with mobile technology, considering she recorded the whole thing as a vertical video.

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Next Time You Think You're Dumb, Remember This Mugger Who Called the Police After He Lost His Phone... While Mugging Someone


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Paul Knight from the UK here ripped away a woman's bag (perhaps searching for the cheeky Nando's inside) while she was walking home with her husband. After he had left the scene he realized he dropped his phone along the way. And what better way to get back your lost goods than ask the police for help?

That did not end well.

The money quote, however, comes from the case's judge Edward Bindloss:

You dropped your mobile phone and in a rather unsophisticated act you telephoned the police and inquired if someone had handed it in. That is how you came to be arrested.


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Son Makes a Video to Find His Mother a Date


This man made a sweet video introducing the internet to his mother, Eva, in hopes that they will be contacted by the right guy. 

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Tagged: parenting , Video , dating , cute

This Crook Thought it Would be a Good Idea to Swipe $15,000 in Goods Next to a Krav Maga Studio


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That's David Menzies right there. Mezies had a plan so simple it was stupid: Test drive a new Jeep, smash and grab some goods from a bike store, then drive off with his new vehicle.

What he didn't think too much about was that the store he wanted to rob was right next to the Hammerfist Krav Maga school. That's where co-owner Jason Carrio comes in. 

Carrio attempted to call the police, but when it was clear that Menzies was about to make away with the bikes and goods, he ripped him out of his vehicle and subdued him until authorities arrived. A pretty ballsy move!

Almost as ballsy as trying to conduct a robbery next to a bunch of trained martial artists.

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Warfare Against the Wasp Menace


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Let's Just Cut Into This Pressurized Tire and See What Happens...


Wait for it...

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A 92-year-Old Veteran Suits Up and Takes to the Skies One More Time


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Relationship Status: Making Inappropriate Jokes With Shampoo


Pondering the Really Important Questions


On the Streets You Learn to be Prepared for Anything. ANYTHING.


GDFGDFGGF - Representative from the FJKOQANGVV District


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Straight From the Shredder's Facebook Page


Today the Kids Learned a Valuable Lesson About Condoms and Septic Systems


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Tagged: whoops , gross , toilet , condoms

This Coke Machine is Hiding the Entrance to a Bar


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In Shanghai a vintage coke machine hides the entrance to a fancy speakeasy. 

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Somehow the Person Filming This Aerosol Can Fireplace Explosion Lived to Upload it


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