Nobody is getting knocked up this prom night

Home is where your wifi connects automatically. Oh wait...

When I get in an internet argument.

Para tu

Hah! Love this

Ridiculously Photogenic Guy

I need a new workout partner.

Who's wasting now?

Well I AM pooping in here.

Thing will never be the same

Like I give a f**k.

Dear 6.

Grow Food, Not a Lawn

Totoro's legacy

Met this a**hole at a house party at my college last night

"I don't give a s**t what you think"

Play me off, keyboard cat

You will regret it bird

Everything That Could Go Wrong With This Front Page Did

I'm a big fan of the "insert headline here" all over the place, but "WORLD IS FUKT" comes close!

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Cute things to call your girlfriend.

The most hardcore cooking sim on the planet

What a Shame

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Your son's first encounter with a black person is nothing. The family was right next to us.

Now you see it, now you don't.

The Dark Knight Responds

The Problem With The Avengers Movie

He Is touching me!

Now, that's a wingman!

Epic one liners

Still a Great Source of Vitamins

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As a Mexican American this tormented my life growing up...

This Sports Center Reporter Probably Could Have Found a Better Word Than This

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The fox that shows up at our kitchen door for dinner nearly every night around 6...

Keep digging, we'll be together again soon!

I want you!

Thanks, Sis

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I'll never forget my 4th grade teacher's lesson on continental shift

This scene was cut from Harry Potter...

Poptimus Prime is the Largest Balloon Sculpture Made by a Single Person

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Chimply Majestic

So refreshing, but defeats the purpose.

I would support this

The only two things you enjoy

Headline of the Day: Courthouse Twerking Ends in Beaverton Drug Arrests

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When my ex gf is the only non-family to text me "Happy Birthday" after being broken up over a year.