Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Guy Loses Fantasy Football League, Has to Recreate ESPN "The Body" Issue


Props to this guy for remaining a man of his word, in what should arguably be "ESPN's Last Body" issue. God help us all. 

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10 Cringey Stories From Cringe Filled Moments That Are Totally Cringe-Inducing


Cringey Stories From Cringe Filled Moments That Are Totally Cringe Inducing

The title about sums it up. 

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20 Cringe-Soaked Yahoo! Questions About Sex That'll Crush Your Faith in Humanity


Guy Gets Suspended From College After He Savagely Grades His Ex's Apology Letter


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Everyone has their own ways of dealing with breakups, and Nick Lutz's method of coping is one we can all gain inspiration from. 


Back in February Nick posted to Twitter his hilariously savage grading of an Ex's apology letter. During the roasting he makes brutal comments on her spelling and sentence structure before giving her a final score of 61/100 "D-". 

Well, the tweet went viral and sparked a lot of support for his ballsy revenge move. 


Now Nick has received notice that he has been suspended from his University for a semester because they took issue with the viral tweet and people are pissed. There are a lot of things that go on on university campuses that they should be spending their time on instead. 




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14 Painful and Sobering Moments When Expectation Met Reality


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The top moments of the week when things didn't turn out like people expected. 

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Delusional 'Sugar Baby' Makes Racist Remarks On Live Television and Gets Kicked Off Stage


She looks like she crapped her pants as she walked off. 

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Tagged: racism , wtf , FAIL , cringe

Bro Texts His Girlfriend He's Going to Bar For a Drink, Hops On A Plane With Friends to Ibiza to Get Lit


Guy texts girlfriend that he's going to a bar for a drink and ends up hopping a plane to Ibiza with buddies to party like crazy.

Suffice to say, this hedonistically-inclined, spontaneous degenerate clearly found the one. I mean shit, a 5-day bender within the white sandy beach meets piercing warm blue waters of a paradisal confines of Ibiza? Hell yes. Sign me up, but also can't help but wonder how you keep the job after that kind of stunt. Then again, his girlfriend was caught telling Lad Bible that "they were fine with it and he could get away with anything..." Lucky bastard. 

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Science Has Officially Gone Too Far


Funny product description of bean bag.

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Guy Live-Tweets His Buddy's Marriage Imploding, and It's Horrifically Epic


Horrible long live-tweet breakup captures what might be the worst relationship-ender of all time.

This is easily the most outlandish, universe-shattering explosion of a relationship we've ever come across. The fact that it's live-tweeted makes it all the "better." The attention to detail and fact that the bastard here seems adamant about leaving no cringeworthy details out, makes it that much more of an immersive hellish kind of tale. 

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Ed Sheeran's DNA Finally Explained


Crazy White "Model" Documents Insane Journey, Claims She's Successfully Transformed Into Black Woman


White woman that models claims she's successfully transformed into a black woman.

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, you come across this insanity seemingly devoid of all rhyme and reason. Yep, the blonde German glamour model in question claims she's transformed into a black woman, and further, plans on 'finalizing the process through undergoing facial surgery to ensure she has African facial features.' Someone queue up the triggered social media backlash....

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30 Tinder Users Who Put (It All) Out (There)


People being very up front on their Tinder profiles

Some people have no shame when it comes to the wild world of 'dating' apps. These colorful individuals just like to get straight to the point. 

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Sign that makes joke about contraception.

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Girl Live-Streams Her Grandmother's Funeral and Incurs the Rage of the Internet


Girl Live-Streams Her Grandmother's Funeral and Incurs the Rage of the Internet

Twitch streamer 'JennaCloud' has broke new ground in the ever growing world of 'IRL' live-streaming after she streamed her grandmothers funeral for the entire internet to see. 

What should have been a private family occasion was instead treated as a spectacle for profit. 

I guess it's only inevitable that we'll all have some jackass descendant live-streaming our funerals too. 

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48 Women Share Things Men Write On Their Dating Profiles That Are Instant Deal-Breakers


Women share the things men write on their dating profiles that are instant deal-breakers.

Consider this an unapologetically brutal crash course in how NOT to carry yourself on dating apps. 

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Witty Parents Troll the Ever-Loving Hell Out of Beyonce's Baby Photos


Witty Parents Troll the Ever-Loving Hell Out of Beyonce's Baby Photos

Beyonce has built herself somewhat of a reputation for her ridiculously over the top pregnancy photoshoots and she hasn't slowed down since she gave birth. 

She recently gave birth to her twin children, Sir and Rumi, and had another lavish photoshoot in honor of the occasion. 

Things escalated when parents began to post their own renditions of the photos, trolling the star with more realistic examples of her photos. 

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Guy's Hilariously Honest Hair Removal Amazon Review Will Leave You In Tears


Guy leaves hilariously honest Amazon review about a hair removal product that will make you laugh till you cry.

We've got a Hall of Famer kind of reviewer on our hands here. 

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Savage


Picture of mom in ridiculous tent chair that makes a joke about how her kids are probably "gluten-free"

But accurate or what?

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