Sunday, November 15, 2020

Cursed Foods That are Uncomfortable to Look At


In some cases, a closeup of just about any pot of slime is gonna look bad, but then there are those cursed foods from Lucifer's larder that are so creatively horrible that they're just hard to look at. Props on people for trying something new, but dear god some of this food was created in the underworld's kitchen.

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Food - Made chilli for dinner

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Textile - TACKY

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Buttercream - FIND THE TOENAIL

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Cuisine - elc

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Dish - mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken, gravy. all homemade. fuck a kfc

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Food - NEW funeral ootatoes AUGASON FARMS SINCE+ 1972 casy prepare WITH MADE 00% REA L POTATOES

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Food - Buffalo chicken from the crock pot CoaCor

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Food - What you do not smell is Briabeetus. "Super moist French vanilla" cake, topped with sliced strawberries and a combo of EXTRA CREAMY Cool Whip and whipped fluffy white icing stirred together to perfection, finished with a whole strawberry cheesecake including graham cracker crust floating atop. he 508

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Customer Called Out for Making Store His Personal Gem Show


It's no secret that online review sections have become a battleground of sorts between entitled customers and concerned owners with a whole lot of time on their hands. What gets sweet is when a lying customer gets taken to the cleaners, like this lying Karen who got decimated by this owner's response. For more retail stuff, here are dumb complaints employees had to deal with.

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Text - Robert Hamilton R 7 reviews · 1 photo 10 months ago I have been to the store many times and spent a respectable amount of money. I came in one day with some stones and crystals to ask what they were (some of which I purchased there). The owner came out from a side-room and basically lost her mind refusing to even look at what I had. She would not even let me explain that some of my collection was purchased there. I WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN THAT STORE AGAIN. I WILL WITHER GO TO OTHER STORES

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Text - I remember this sisuation well, as I was rather surprised to see you sitting on the floor in the middle of my main check out room with two rather large boxes / storage containers filled with stones that you were sorting through and spreading out on the floor. While in your review you write that you had been to my store several times you told the sales associate working that night that you lived near by and passed us often not knowing what type of business we were, and that it was your fir

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Text - elsewhere, as I courtesy I told you that you could text me some photos of your collection would try to help identify some of your stones when time permitted, it was obvious that you were not happy with my response.. I think that its pretty bold for anyone to walk into any shop with items purchased from other shops and to expect service and support. you not only did this but also spread your items all over the floor in my main check out area which prevented other guests from move around fr

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People's Dumbest Assumptions About Jobs


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most ridiculous, mindless assumptions that people make about other people's jobs. Just because someone's a doctor doesn't mean that they're going to be able to figure out why your back hasn't felt right for weeks. 

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Text - imontiza • 5h 1 Award "You're invited to my.. party/event/wedding/ celebration.. please could you bring your camera" Reply 5.5k ...

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Text - McDougal_Scarborough • 5h 3 2 Awards "Oh, you're an electrical engineer? Can you wire my garage?" Reply 12.7k ...

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Text - Absolute_Predator • 6h "Oh, you're a chemical analyst? You must know how to make drugs" Reply 8.6k ...

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Text - Funke-munke • 6h 3 7 Awards Oh you're an Occupational Therapist- Can you help me find a job Reply 23.3k ...

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Text - tygs42 • 5h "Oh, you're a truck driver? Can you come tell me what's wrong with my car?" Umm, ma'am, I just drive the damn things... You want the shop guys for that. Reply 3.5k ...

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Text - Conscious_Tea • 6h Oh, you're a therapist? tells me about their family member who really needs to see a therapist Reply 1 12.5k ...

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Text - garbagepencil • 5h "Oh, you're an accountant? Can you add and/or multiply these huge numbers in your head lightening fast?" No. You have no idea what I do.... Reply 4.0k ...

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Text - New_Game_P1us • 6h Oh, you work in construction? (Proceeds to ask about fixing things around the house, asking if something was installed wrong because it doesn't "look right", or wanting a price quotes for various projects) Reply 2.5k ...

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Text - CarbineFox • 2h 3 Awards "Oh you're a geologist? What kind of rock is this?" Just kidding, we love that shit and will tell you a long story of the history of that rock and how we saw examples in the field in the middle of nowhere. Reply 1 2.1k ...

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Text - MelpomeneLee • 3h "Oh you work for a law firm? My son's ex-girlfriend wants full custody of their kid. What should he do?" A. I'm a mass tort paralegal, I don't do family law B. He needs to get a lawyer. Reply 587 ...

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Text - brow3477 • 5h "Oh, you're a pharmacist? Well I have this huge, gaping wound on my left butt cheek, can you look at it and tell me what I can use over the counter?" Sir... Please go to the hospital... Reply 1.5k ...

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Text - Askanner • 5h Oh you're travel agent, when is covid going to end? Reply 1 1.3k ...

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Text - keithwaits • 5h 7 Awards So you're a statistician? .... I never get to help friends and family with my professional skills :( Reply 13.8k

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Text - "Oh you're a firefighter? Do you actually go to work?" Reply 591

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Text - bigEchees • 7h 1 Award "Oh your a musician, play that one that goes, bun dum dum bun dum donn bom" Reply 4.3k

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Text - Lethal_bizzle94 •5h Oh your a psychologist, can you chat to my kid and see if he is depressed Reply 1 2.3k ...

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Text - drawingmentally • 4h "OH, are you an artist? Draw me for free!" Reply 436 ...

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Text - sdhohd • 6h "Oh you're a linguist? How many languages do you speak?" Reply 952 ...

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White - rafily • 6h CAN YOU hACk fAcEbOok??? Reply 780 ...

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Text - BloatedCrow • 4h I was going to have surgery and about 10 minutes before I was scheduled to go under the knife, the nurse asked me what I was studying. I told her l'm a computer science student and without skipping a beat she asked me to help her download WhatsApp on her Huawei! Since I'm also studying genetics, I also often get requests like "does this rash look bad" or "can you clone my cat". NO. LEAVE ME ALONE. Edit: I nearly forgot my all-time favourite - "you're Jewish? Can you balan

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Text - shellshocked_637 • 3h Oh you're a nurse, can you have a look at my ingrowing toenail / tell me why I have a rash down below Reply 1 108 ...

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Text - POtentialAH • 4h "Oh, you're a voice actor? Do "x" character's voice!" Reply 437 ...

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Text - ilikerocks19 • 2h "Oh you're a geologist? If I showed you a map could you find Norway?" Um, yeah, but not because I'm a geologist... Reply 161 ...

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Text - Extreme_Seaweed5214 • 2h "Oh you're a gardener? WhY cAnT I EvEn KEEP mY CACTUS aLiVe???" Because you like telling people you have no green thumb to virtue signal how humble and accepting of your faults you are (and it seems to get you matches on Bumble profile) rather than watching one youtube vid on how to keep succulents alive Reply 1 56 ...

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Text - Rand_alThor_ • 2h Oh you're an astronomer? Why is my outlook as Pisces so negative this month? I heard all the planets are going to be lined up what does that mean for my horoscope? Reply 42

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Text - labbykun • 5h "Oh, you work in a pharmacy? Can you tell me what to take for [insert ailment here]?" And "Oh, you're a photographer, can you take pictures for my wedding/birthday party/Christmas?" That one gets me really irked because I have all this pressure on me to do a really precise job on what is essentially a hobby, I do not have the equipment for professional shots and the end result is usually met with at least mild disappointment. Reply 64 ...

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