Saturday, March 14, 2020

Ridiculous Things People Saw On Nanny Cams


AskReddit replies to the ridiculous things that people saw on nanny cams | MooseThings 1d 3 Awards This isn't bad one. My parents caught baby sitter carrying our 60lb golden retriever like he baby.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with witnessing unexpected behavior from people that were on nanny cams. It's an interesting reflection in how people act when they believe that nobody can see them. Sometimes people would seem to be absolute animals, while other times, they're just bubbling over with love and trying to carry the golden retriever around. 

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The Costco Toilet Paper Dash


Looks like they're having a great time. 

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Clever Jokes and Dumb Moments that are Technically Accurate


Clever jokes, dumb jokes and puns that are technically accurate | tweet by Andrew Collin @AndrewTCollin diss track is just two grown men sitting separate rooms, writing poems about each other.

We like stupid jokes that are technically correct because they let us feel smart without actually having to learn anything. That's a win-win, right? While these jokes and moments may break down under scrutiny, they're stupidly wonderful in our dumb eyes. That's what you get with technically accurate jokes.

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Dudes Pitch Pyramid Scheme Without Any Sense Of Irony


These guys really went on a show called Dragon's Den, to pitch a pyramid scheme. Now that's just admirable. I mean, what do you even really say to that? 

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Hiring Managers Share Signs People Lied on their Resume


Managers share stories of times people lie on their resume | ErecSchunn Well testing potential welder once. He showed up shorts, muscle shirt, and flip flops do weld test. And interview turned him away citing safety concerns about his wardrobe, and never rescheduled. Figured he too dumb deal with.

Depending on the job, it can be important to gussie up your resume with a few buzz words and projects you had a hand in, but some people take it too far. And no one wants to be in the embarrassing position of having to admit you lied on your resume to a potential employer. Hiring managers see some real wtf moments during interviews.

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A Reporter Shares What Money Can't Buy


Robert Gilmartin, a true visionary ahead of his time. Here's a classic news blooper that displays how we personally feel every news broadcast should conclude.

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The Crazy Stuff Court Reporters Overhear


The crazy stuff that court reporters overhear | Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are book called Disorder Courts and are things people actually said court, word word, taken down and published by court reporters had torment staying calm while exchanges were taking place | ATTORNEY first thing husband said morning? WITNESS: He said Where am Cathy ATTORNEY: And why did upset WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are

This fun thread sheds light on all the ridiculous things that court reporters overhear while on the job. It's a true wonder that they can keep a straight face. People come to court to air out all kinds of mind blowing grievances. 

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Karen Needs Rental Car, Assumes Gift Shop Owner Works At Car Rental Agency


Karen needs a rental car, and proceeds to assume that a gift shop employee works at the agency.

In this case of, "I Don't Work Here Lady", it sounds like "Karen" goes about trying to get a rental car. The biggest issue with Karen's mission to get a rental car, is that the person she finds herself talking to actually works at a gift shop. 

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Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In


Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

This fun and quick Twitter thread seeks to break down the societal stigma surrounding people getting up early, and as a result being productive. It sheds light on how some people just seemingly aren't hardwired to get up early, and crack on from there. And you know what? That's totally chill. 

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Unlikely Moments that Defied the Odds


Rare unlikely moments and coincidences that go against the odds.

So much stuff is happening constantly that it's statistically certain that some unlikely occurrences and rare moments will slip though. Getting to see and learn about crazily unlikely junk happening gives life some spice. Weird coincidences are fun to see, and it's sort of encouraging to know that anything could happen.

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Self-Titled Geniuses Who Smeared the Web with their Bragging


People who think they're brilliant and brag about it | REDACTED If someone tries give advice first make sure their television isn't bigger than their bookcase. If is then simply ignore them. 9:43 AM 22 Feb 20 Twitter Web App

The internet is filled to the brim with self-titled geniuses who are convinced of their own superiority. They spend time online ruining jokes, tearing down other people and bragging about grades they got in middle school. Whether it's caused by narcissism or a sheer lack of self awareness, these cringeworthy braggarts won't stop covering the internet with their supposed genius.

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Hotel Auditor Receives Funniest And Weirdest Spam Call


Front desk employee receives a hilarious and weird spam call.

Working the front desk brings with it all kinds of strange encounters, and weird spam calls. In this case, it sounds like the employee ended up thoroughly enjoying the experience. 

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Misfortune and Chaos that Derailed People's Days


Chaos, mistakes and moments of things going wrong | snowy hills and marks in the snow that suggest a person skiing crashed and then walked the rest of the way by foot | car completely smashed by tree trunks

Misfortune and failure is primed to strike at any moment. The ways it can hit are often cartoonish, like a melting ice cream cake or an exploding glass coffee table. Sure we can be careful, watch our steps and keep our noses clean, but that still won't stop chaos and its friends from entering our lives.

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Tinder Wins And Fails From The World's Cheesiest Romantics


A collection of wins and fails from various people on Tinder.

We're back at it again with a fresh round of Tinder wins and fails, from the online world's lot of hopeless romantics. People love to break out the best and very worst of their cheesy pickup lines, when it comes to seeing what will take on the dating app. Sometimes, they defy expectations, and actually end up getting somewhere. 

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Lighter Conspiracy Theories People Believe Mostly for Fun


Fun conspiracy theories | tweet by tiefling_sorceress 22.2k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago 32 fashion industry makes too much money purses care about making pockets women easily available

Let's face it, most of us are too paranoid for our own good. We make up stories and wild explanations for even the smallest things in our lives. Most are outlandish and are more an exercise in creativity, but some of these conspiracy theories seem to make almost too much sense.

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