Friday, November 25, 2022

35+ People whose barbers did them dirty with the worst haircuts imaginable


It really shouldn't be so important but…hair plays a major role in how we regard ourselves. If you've ever had a bad haircut, and let's face it, it'll happen to most of us at some point, you know the fear and anxiety a bad hair cut can cause. Mostly because there's not too much to be done about a bad hair cut. You just have to hide your shameful do under a hat or hair wrap, or put it up in a ponytail if you're able. These aren't your average, every day bad hair cuts that are just a little too short or maybe just not the right frame for one's face. No. These are next level. These are life-altering. These barbers should have to like, take a class or something before they can pick up another pair of scissors. These royally botched hairdos are unfortunate for them, and very funny to us. 

After that, check out these memes about sleep to lull you into a gentle slumber

‘Is Your Server a Dog?’ Guy Berates Rude Entitled Customer for Whistling at Hardworking Waitress


Viral thread, 'Consider yourself on call': Employer demands employees leave their personal phones on and be contactable at all hours to come into work


The best part of the working day is when you sign off and go home; I don't care how much you love your job… there are no exceptions here. 

Once you've put in your 8, or 9, (or even 10) hours, you're finally free to return to your humble abode,  decompress… and start doing personal chores and obligations. Thanks to the modern workday, there's very little time to get all the things done that you'd like to at home; I'm sure each of us has several projects that we've been putting off due to constraints of time and energy. I, for one, still have to get that veggie garden set up from earlier this year.

Thanks to the boon of technological advances, our ability to remain in contact with our working lives while at home has increased dramatically — while the separation between the two has eroded into near-nothingness.

Well, in a declaration posted to a staff break room, this boss decided to do away with that separation entirely, declaring that all staff were (effectively) on call at all times. Images of the poster went viral today when posted to Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit, making this one of the highest trending images on the internet. 

Commenters on r/antiwork were, of course, furious at the proposition of the alleged image, and the post sparked all kinds of debate and conversation around the problems with these types of workplace intrusions on private life.

Speculation seems to be that this image originated from an emergency department staff area — in my searching, I've been unable to find anything to back up this claim or the origins of the image. Although, based on accounts from people who work in these fields, it wouldn't be out of the question, as these sectors have suffered significantly with staffing thanks to recent global events. 

For more, check out these handwritten posters that were posted in a break room, shouting bizarre directives and stupid rules. 

‘Case Closed’ : Unlawfully Funny Courthouse Quotes That Really Have Appeal


People get into trouble, that's a given. The justice system is many things, but today we are focusing on the funny aspect of it. A lot of people have seen the inside of a courtroom, and there is an Instagram account that is fully devoted to posting some disturbingly funny quotes that people have heard. It is full of quotes that are sent in from people who have had first-hand experience when dealing with funny judges, defendants, attorneys, etc. Basically, everything that has to do with the law.

 

People are either downright stupid or have some serious courage. If I were in a courtroom in front of a judge, I'd probably be sweet talking the heck out of 'em and trying to keep a straight face. Some people were also charged with some pretty ridiculous things, such as making phone calls to 911 and playing music (big fan of Sam Cooke, apparently). Without further ado, scroll down and check it out.

‘Well That Sucks’: Funniest Fails for a Garbage Day or a Groundhog Week


Some days you wake up in an alternate reality where everything that could possibly go wrong, does. Unfortunately, I have had my fair share of these. Something is off, the air feels funny, and everything is almost too quiet — until it's not. You have this sense of impending doom, a weird tingling feeling below the surface of your skin… and when it surfaces, oh boy, is it bad. 

 

Maybe your dog ate your AirPods (you can't really stay mad), or your cats pooped on one another (This is almost worse) — perhaps your car doesn't start, or there's some kind of freak incident where your mirror shatters for no apparent reason (It is ghost season, guys). We can all relate to having some version of this kind of day. You can take it badly, and curse the world and every breathing thing on the planet, or you can kind of shrug, repress your anger, and go 'Well, this sucks.'

Check out these poor souls who are having quite a day.

20+ Embarrassing Family & Wedding Photo Fails


They say a picture's worth a thousand words. These photos certainly speak for themselves. Picture this: you've got your family all gathered for a photo. All the cousins who don't want to be there, all the aunts and uncles who actually do want to be there, and all the grandparents who aren't quite sure where they are. You get everyone in a cute formation and you're ready to get that one photo that will mark the event, whether it's a wedding or, you know, a Holiday weekend like the one we're struggling to get through as we speak. Just as the camera is about to capture the moment, something unexpected happens. The dog goes wild, the child wails, the bride trips and spills a drink all over her wedding dress, I could go on. If something like this has ever happened to you, then you're going to feel for these families. For more content like this, check out these car fails.