Popular streamer Limmy learned the hard way that people with his particular accent tend to turn those three words into ground hamburger in their mouth. It's okay, every dialect has its own natural tongue twisters. We only just recently realized that we're physically incapable of saying "I love you, dad."
For the people who don't watch daytime television or the channel that only plays Johnny Carson reruns, a reverse mortgage is a way to borrow money against the equity of your home. As a blanket statement, it is not a good idea to have one if you plan on keeping your house. However, they are great if you like fees. Anyway, here's Tom Selleck.
Unfortunately, this isn't the first instance of a landlord not returning a tenant's security deposit that we've come across. However, to say that this TikToker had an absolutely wild overreaction would be an understatement. Like, dude. Not only are you not going to get that deposit back, but now you're likely going to be dealing with facing criminal charges.
This story might be brief, but oh boy does it pack a nice comedic punch. While we feel for the woman who had to deal with this guy's complete bullish nonsense, we also can't help but get a kick out of how quickly things became undone for the lying jerk. The fact that this whole rodeo went down in a Wendy's parking lot makes it that much better too. Then, you additionally factor in how he was trying to blame her for his own moment of reckless failure? Just ridiculous all around.
This guy was on a painful journey toward becoming a Creatine-infused human being. His wife's heart was definitely in the right place. However, it's a TIFU tale like the one we have here that should serve as a reminder that there's a value in checking the ingredients on those smoothies. Especially if you find yourself consistently battling nasty stomach pains. Basically, if something feels a bit off after you eat a certain food or drink down a certain smoothie, it never hurts to investigate further.
The issue with the everyone's total technological illiteracy is that sometimes people ask for, nay demand a technological feature that doesn't exist, shouldn't exist or would cost millions of dollars to make exist. It's as if a customer was screaming down your throat demanding you put a recliner in a paper bag. It just doesn't reflect reality. For another one, here's a coworker who demanded a mathematically impossible computer and got proven incompetent.
We shouldn't want to seek out creepy images like furry skeletons and clown statues that look like they just moved, but there's just something so compelling about all those cursed, creepy and weird images from the abyss. Is it something wrong with us? Perverse curiosity? A need to link the creepers to the jeepers? Welp, can't go back now.
Let's face it, being alone with one's thoughts is at best boring and at worst terrifying, so sometimes it's down to some Tweets and Tumblr gems to make the day more tolerable. While we can't stand the garbage banging around in our own heads, it's sometimes nice to see what's making it out of other people's minds. So use the power of Twitter and Tumblr to kick boredom in the groin.
It's kind of weird how we're shaped by the inconveniences of our time. Having the Simpsons be interrupted by the State of the Union and never getting to find out the ending, having to wait to tell your friends about things, and having to have a conversation to figure out everyone's best guess as to what year Die Hard came out. Now that all this crap is behind us, we can focus on the upsetting ways people found out they weren't young anymore.
This is quite the dramatic twist on the traditional landlord vs tenant drama. In this case, it sounds like the tenant was a single mother who was having a bit of an issue with fronting the necessary amount of money to cover the cost of various repairs that the old trailer she lived in, needed. So, when it came time for a big repair the landlord decided that it wasn't cost effective to make the repair, and demanded that the mother and her kid move off his property. As you might imagine, mom didn't take too kindly to this development. Hence, the confrontational situation we have here. The landlord did get pretty wild with their decision to "move into" the trailer. Plus, the fact that the landlord was charging $600 for the mom and her kid to live in a leaky trailer is pretty far out.
It sounds like everyone's at a bit of a standoff. So, you be the judge here. Who is in the wrong? Keep the landlord drama going with this revenge story about a landlord who tried to rip a tenant off, and ended up paying $6.5K.
This story from Twitter user @zak_toscani has all the ingredients necessary for an emotional rollercoaster. Basically, what occurs is someone gets their special shrimp fried rice lunch stolen a mere 30 minutes after throwing it in the fridge, and then the security footage is busted out. The thing about the development with the security footage is that the actual coworker who ends up being revealed as the lunch thief doesn't seem like they care at all about it. Like, to the point that it's unsettling. All in all though, quite the entertaining little read.
While a situation like being caught up in some nasty traffic during your commute to another day on the work grind can be a soul-draining affair, it's worth it to consider that ripping down the road with a ton of reckless drivers that are seemingly devoid of fear might be just a bit worse. Yes, it sounds like that's the general picture when it comes to driving around Europe. Of course, it's not always going to be like that, but this Twitter thread certainly paints quite the intense picture.
The lack of risk assessment that went into these decisions is hard to comprehend. If you've ever been caught up in beating yourself up because you made a risky decision in life, these dudes own moments of daunting thoughtlessness where they were quite literally living on the edge, might serve to make you feel a bit better.
It's not uncommon for companies to make horrible decisions. It's just not that often that obviously crappy things get such an incredible marketing push behind them, only for every mistaken person who bought into it to have to figure out that it sucks. But let's get down to the real issue here: Anyone want to buy a few cases of Kony 2012 shirts? Anyone?
Pretty much all of us would feel as if our hearts were literally leaping outside of our chests if we thought we saw a big snake hanging out on the sidewalk. So, you can imagine what kind of shocked hilarity ensued when these Florida fans decided to prank a bunch of unsuspecting tailgaters at the latest game with a fake snake. Shout out to TikToker @queenhann9for the entertaining video.
