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Saturday, November 14, 2020

Things People Bought and Said "Never Again"

They said with this whole "free market" thing that we should be getting good products or services at a reasonable prices, but sometimes that's just not the case. Other times, you get what you pay for. Sometimes a company is having a bad day, and other times it's just common knowledge that you won't be getting a good steak from the dollar store. Other than products, there are things people did that made them say "never again."

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Text - Splendidissimus 608 points · 2 days ago I ordered a different type of gravy at Cracker Barrel, and they brought it out to me still in a plastic pouch with microwaving instructions on it. I know things are prepackaged and reheated in a lot of places, but to not even bother dishing it up?

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Text - zaagan-daas 31.0k points · 2 days ago 2 O 3 3 & 4 More Dollar Tree shredded cheese. Just. Don't. Please don't be like me and try it. NitroTitan 16.0k points · 2 days ago The dollar store in my area has $1 steaks. I can't imagine trusting a $1 steak to not kill me.

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Text - dudinax 24.7k points · 2 days ago S 2 AT&T from back in the days of long distance, said they'd get me a good rate to Thailand, which we call all the time. Bill comes and its 10x the advertised rate. I call. The first guy can't fix the bill. I escalate to a "manager". He says "You are correct. I'll fix your bill." Next day he calls back and says "we've decided not to fix your bill".

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Text - IGHOTI907 35.7k points · 2 days ago 2 a R 3 & 21 More Soon after she left me in 1998, my ex wife wanted to meet for a post mortem conversation. I suggested we meet at Pizzeria Uno. About 20 minutes into our agonizing conversation, she looked around and said: "Wait. You hate Pizzeria Uno." I replied: "I sure do. I'm not going to ruin a place that I like with terrible memories. I'm never entering a Pizzeria Uno again." And I haven't.

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Text - RPShep 24.4k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago Best Buy. I bought a washer and dryer there, and I paid for installation. The guy came out, installed them, turned them on, and left. The washer started flooding my laundry room within minutes. I called them back, and they said they couldn't come back to fix it. They're just bring me a new washer in a few days. New washer comes, gets installed, and again the guy leaves (even though I asked him not to). Again, it floods my laundry room.

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Text - rosenewt 14.9k points · 2 days ago Ohio Savings Bank. They charged me 300 dollars over the span of a year because, unlike normal debit cards, every time I put my pin in instead of signing, it charged me an extra dollar fifty. By the time I caught it most of the charges were past the 30 day refund policy so they gave me 10 dollars as a refund. I didn't make a fuss because I know it's not the workers fault but I did withdraw all my money immediately and switched banks. Fuck that place.

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Text - Avatar_014 14.1k points · 2 days ago Sprint- couple of years ago they let someone buy over $2,000 worth of phones in my moms name. Didn't ask for ID or anything. They got an address but it was off by a couple of numbers. My mom didn't notice for a couple of months when her credit got flagged when they were trying to get approved for a loan or something. She fought with Sprint to get the charges removed from her credit. We've never had Sprint before so don't know how that was a massive ove

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Text - CoryVictorious 13.8k points - 2 days ago Planet Fitness. Manager called me after I had emailed about an issue and left a voice mail. Except when he hung up, he missed the receiver and I was treated to two minutes of him trash talking me. Called back and said "Yep, go ahead and cancel that membership and next time make sure you hang up". Fuck those chain gyms.

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Text - Highplowp 12.1k points · 2 days ago Greyhound bus. If you've got no other option, buckle up, it's going to get weird. peacefullypanda 8.3k points · 2 days ago My dad always says, "you don't ride Greyhound to go somewhere. You ride it to leave somewhere."

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Text - f1nchley 11.2k points 2 days ago O Spirit airlines. The one time my family has flown Spirit there was a crushed taco salad in the pull- down desk, and the whole plane smelled vaguely like baby powder

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Text - Domo-omori 10.5k points · 2 days ago & 2 More Planet fitness. Moved back to my home state from SF. Forgot to cancel my membership. Tried from the App: Nope. Tried from my local Planet Fitness: Nope. Said i had to MAIL IN A COPY OF MY LICENSE ANS PROOF OF MEMBERSHIP. So i cancelled that credit card because that was easier than getting my membership cancelled.

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Text - RedLodgeGrl 9.6k points · 2 days ago Dodge Ram. Bought new, had all service and oil changes done at the dealership. Paid above the monthly note and managed to pay it off about 6 months early. At 4.5 years/47K miles it throws a rod. Took the issue all the way up the chain. Was told that because the note was paid off, that we got our money's worth on the truck. Our "expectation that our truck should function beyond the length of the loan was unrealistic". F*ck Dodge, NEVER again.

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Text - romeo_papa_mike 8.3k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago Samsung for putting menu ads on my TV that I paid for...

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Text - PassiveHulk 7.6k points · 2 days ago Long horn steak house. Reason: all but 2 people in our party (of 15 people) got horrid food poisoning. Mine was so bad that I threw out my back from vommiting and retching, and couldn't take pain medicine without throwing it up. So I couldn't sleep because of having intense stomach and back pain that lasted a week.

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Text - New_Game_P1us 7.4k points · 2 days ago Temptations cat treats, there's something in those things that turn cats into absolute junkies. OozingNoodle 3.1k points · 2 days ago One of my cats refused to eat normal food for days on end because of those damn treats

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Text - Zetta216 5.0k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago Dominoes. My order was delivered by one of their drivers. The website offers contactless delivery. They are supposed to leave it on the doorstep and go. Delivery guy gets here without a mask. Knocks on door. I ask him to mask up before I answer and he refuses. I tell him I ordered contactless delivery. He says "well you didn't leave me a fucking tip." So I open the door and write zero on the paper. Asking him: "and this is how you thou

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Text - -EDGAR- 5.0k points · 2 days ago I dont know if they still do them, but a few years ago Burger King 2 came out with this "spooky" Whopper supposedly tasted like A1 sauce. with a black bun that I remember walking 6 blocks to the nearest Burger King after I just found out I got a new job because I wanted to celebrate. It seems weird, I know, but I was broke and Whoppers held a special place in my heart because they reminded me of some fun times when I was a kid and my mom used to sneak them

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Text - BlueManedHawk 4.9k points · 2 days ago Denny's. They spend too much time making high- quality shitposts on Tumblr and not enough time on making sure that the food comes out in less than an hour when less than a quarter of the tables are full.

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Text - sav575757 3.3k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago Ashley furniture Tried to use the extra protection plan we brought for our sofa that broke. They picked it up and then they tried to deliver it back to the wrong address 4 GOD DAMN TIMES. We were without a sofa for a month and a half when we were told us it would be 7 days because they couldn't figure out how to update our fucking address. I literally had to go into a physical location because their phone customer service just couldn't

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Text - AddaboyShankle 2.4k points · 2 days ago Not me, but my dad. He refuses to eat at Subway ever again because when we broke a chocolate chip cookie in half to share, a long strand of hair came out from inside one of the chocolate chips.

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Text - KiniShakenBake 2.6k points · 2 days ago Generic American Cheese Slices from Walgreens. Dog needed medication. We typically encase it in some yummy soft american cheese. Kraft was like $5. Ouch. NoName was a buck for 16 slices. SOLD! Kraft slices also make a damn fine grilled cheese sandwich on the cheap. Except that the dog wouldn't touch it. Like actively turned away and refused to go near it. We had to get white slices when we went to the store next time because he needed to forget the

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Patient Doesn't Realize MRI Technician Can Hear Them

All kinds of cringeworthy and unfortunate events seem to happen in the air-conditioned confines of the local doctor's office. Sometimes, that means a patient not realizing that they're actually mic'd up, and the MRI technician on duty can hear every last fart that they're letting loose. An unfortunate, yet humbling (?) experience for any human being to go through.

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/markedforpie • 6d 2 S 1 1 Tifu by not realizing that the MRI technician could hear me. M Tifu by not realizing that the technician could hear me. Back in February my arm started hurting so I went to the doctor and he told me to rest it. It still hasn't healed so he scheduled me for an MRI today. I arrived and got all set up and the tech told me she was training a new girl. They asked me to lay down Superman style and then strapped down my arm. It really hurt but I figured

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Text - That's when I realized that the headphones were just a little too tight and the music just a little too quiet. You know how when you can make out what the song is but not quite make out the words. I also realized that I was becoming claustrophobic. So l'm living through my own small slice of hell when the song ends and then the same song starts playing again. And again and again. Blondie heart of glass on infinite repeat for 45 minutes.

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Text - Now I didn't realize that they could hear me in the other room and when I get nervous and uncomfortable I tend to fart. Not silent, but loud ripping sounds like I need to change my pants earth shakers. I'm nervous, I'm in pain and l'm being tortured by not quite loud enough music and the loud thrumming of the machine. After a while I started making up words to the music about how gassy and uncomfortable I was. Occasionally, the technician would speak to me through the headphones and tell

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Text - the machine and that they can't hear the music but next time let someone know. That's when I realize l've been ripping ass for the last 30 minutes and they could hear EVERYTHING! I've never been so mortified in my life. TI:dr: I suffered through auto and physical torture while ripping ass for 45 minutes and singing about it because I was too stupid to realize there is a microphone in the MRI machine. 720 73 1 Share

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Fun and Frustration with The English Language

The English language has some confusing peculiarities to it that result in English struggles, but heck, most languages have some phonetic and semantic weirdness winding through them. And English isn't the only strange language. Here's a post defending the English language and how it's not the only weird language out there.

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Text - Text - aaronsmithtumbler Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix3; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix. This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids. val-ritz YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE Source: aaronsmithtumbler

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Text - Text - little-john1994 fester-and-cousin-it June 25th 2015, 6:08:53 pm - 2 minutes ago thelifeofatubaplayer: thelastmellophone: espurr-roba: consultingmoosecaptain: dalekitsune: the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu See also: Biood is thieker than water The blood of the covenant is

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Text - French: ..Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten... Other languages: **stares* French: **stares back** French: ...sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve sixty-thirteen... French: ..sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten- seven... Other languages: "shutting eyes* French: ...sixty-ten-eight, sixty-ten- nine... Other languages: *hands over face* French: ..four twenties! :) Four twenties one...

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Text - Text - Tal Waterhouse @iiTalW People who can't distinguish be- tween etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words. 10:01 PM 02 May 18

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Text - Why is baked pronounced baked but naked isnt pronounced naked? Gugulethu Mhlungu @GugsM Because, as someone said, English is not a language, it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one. O Like Comment Share O=0 3.4K Jordyn Wintyrz and 18.4K others shared this Most Relevant v Charlie Short pretty bold of you to say that since you got named after the sound a plunger makes 4h Like Reply 0 183

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Text - beesmygod: "chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means" chuffed 4) [chuhft] 2 Show IPA adjective British Informal. delighted; pleased; satisfied. Origin: 1855-60; see chuff, -ed? chuffed? 4) [chuhft] ? Show IPA adjective British Informal. annoyed; displeased; disgruntled. it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what the hell This makes me really chuffed This post is quite egregious e gre gious i'grēj

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Text - ace-nyctophyle any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough * yupokaysuremhm This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence ace-nyctophyle I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK A yupokaysuremhm BEAUTIFUL mysterytinyfox you see thats why i love english ailithnight I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning. ace-nyctophyle GOOD not-to-be-a-tea-but-brit My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall enquires-state-building why do these make some sembl

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Text - itsagifnotagif S pheelluminati Follow hxasinthus i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred holisticfansstuff Source: hxasinthus #thou canst spelle wyrds howevere thou liekest alraedye if thou isntst a couweurde Tags via @aziraphalesbian fluorescentjellyfish Please no this is how French happened Source: hxasinthus 110,640 notes

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Text - Text - Junie Dyana @DyanaTweets Do French people smoke weed or oui'd Sherman_Beardman 1.3k points 2 years ago The fact that Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced differently bothers me way more than it should. madamplease 13.7k points 1 year ago Pronouncing words that end in 'ough'. Cough, bough, rough, dough, through, though... Vaxtin 47k points 4 years ago Is the "S" or "C" in scent silent? AdventurousMan 4.6k points 4 years ago Why does fridge have a "D" in it, but refrigerator doesn't? D

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Text - Matthew Anderson @MattAndersonBBC Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know: Traducir del inglés adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it

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Text - kidouyuuto: how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple French Person: Non c'est une fucking pomme *800 years of war*

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Text - languagebender why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ? languagebender examples: american english: cotton candy good british english: fairy floss X not valid spanish, german: sugar cotton good french: daddy's beard X NOT VALID berenswick I'm sorry the French call it what

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Text - historical-nonfiction Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter. omegajako Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes garbage-empress Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God libertarirynn He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that

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Tumblr Thread: NASA's Care for Opportunity Rover is a Feels Expedition

There was something extremely poetic about Opportunity shutting down that struck a chord with a lot of people. Workers at NASA really liked to anthropomorphize rovers, like the time they got Curiosity to sing "Happy Birthday." If we know one thing about people and their relationship with adorable robots, it's that humans can pack bond with anything, including a Roomba.

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Text - newromaantics this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were "my battery is low and it is getting cold". I know she's a machine but l'm devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

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Text - myhomework-is-onfire they didn't abandon her! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her "I'll be seeing you" by Billie Holiday: "I'l find you in the morning sun And when the night is new 'll be looking at the moon But l'll be seeing you" They love her so much and they tried so hard!!

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Text - stickmanbrandon Oh man, It doesn't end there. This isn't the first song NASA sent Opportunity. They had a playlist: https://www.space.com/41434-mars-rover- opportunity-wakeup-music-playlist.html? fbclid=lwAR3uL6q4tOmLQTIEhiwYegGc99nv4 NO1HQKItpCLQiQYlptBOevNN6ulyT8 It's on Spotify, it's called "Opportunity, wake up!"

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Text - This is what's great about NASA and it's what's great about people. These are world-class engineers. When they sent a rover to another planet they could have easily looked at it as just another scientific tool. But people don't do that. We can and will get emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects. We can and will anthropomorphize anything. And frankly Opportunity's camera mast looks like a little face with eyes and everything, so why not? So they started calling it her. They

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Text - After 15 years of Oppy flipping the double bird to her original 90 day life expectancy, when a planet-spanning dust storm finally knocked her out and she stopped responding to the engineer's wake-up messages, they started playing music for her. And after 8 months and almost 1000 unanswered wake-up messages, when it was finally clear that Oppy was never going to wake up, the last thing these world-class NASA engineers did for their little rover on another planet Was play her a love song

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Auction Winner Won't Pay, Learns Their Lesson

Man, what compels a person to go through all the trouble to win a dang auction and then refuse to pay up? Just not cool, man. Well, this auction winner ended up learning their lesson the hard way. Well played on the part of the person who went ahead and won all those other auctions. A nice mix of petty and pro revenge if we do say so ourselves!

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/Ryan_is_my_real_name • 2y 1 Win my auction and not pay? Oh trust me, you're going to pay! TL;DR: at bottom I make art as a hobby. Metal sculptures. I only sell them when I need a bit of money for something. I had a holiday coming up so listed one here on TradeMe (an auction site) for a $1 reserve. The auction lasted 10 days and the piece got quite a bit of interest in that time with lots of people adding it to their watchlist and bidding on it.

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Text - About a year later, after l'd forgotten all about it, I get a bunch of emails from Trademe telling me TW has new listings. Seems TW is packing up shop and moving to Australia. Seems everything has got to go mate. Ironically, his listing states that everything must be picked up by end of August as I'm moving to Australia, NO TIME WASTERS. He's got listings for a car, motorcycle, tools, a welder, some furniture, rims and a bunch of other stuff. I give his feedback another quick look to see

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Text - Over the following week I research what a good price would be for everything he lists. I share all his listings with my friends and get them to add his listing to their watchlist so he thinks they are popular. Insruct them to go into a bidding war with me on each item up to a certain amount but no further. I win all of his auctions using a bunch of false accounts. Lucky guy gets top dollar for everything. I reply all the auction winning email confirmations from the various accounts arrang

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Text - On the day at arrange to pick up the car (it had been agreed previously that he could continue to use his car up until two days before leaving for Australia because I'm a nice guy like that) I text him that I'm on my way, see you at 1. I was late of course. 'nearly there mate see you soon' half an hour later '5 minutes away' 20 minutes later 'l'm here where are ya?' Ignore the text messages and waited for the call. TW: Where are ya Me: Annoying isn't it TW: What? Me: Annoying isn't it Tw:

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Text - Over the next few hours I called him as the welder buyer 'Annoying isn't it', the motorbike buyer 'Annoying isn't it', outdoor furniture buyer 'Annoying isn't it' ... all of them. To top it off I gave him positive feedback on everything I bought saying he was a 'Top Trader A+++, easy pick up, good communication". In the coming weeks I was contacted by Trademe regarding his dispute (he was wanting to get the success fees back, over $500 altogether l'd guess) I responded to each of those wi

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Impatient Driver Gets Instant Karma

Guy should've just kept his cool and not yeeted past that other driver, over a double yellow line. But alas, sometimes the road ragers of this world need to learn their lessons the hard way. Honestly, this particular scenario is hilarious. The fact that the dude in the Challenger yelled some profanity out his window right before the cop pulled him over, was really the icing on the cake.

Check out another juicy tale of revenge with this manager who fired a third of their team, expected the rest of the squad to work harder, and had it all backfire.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/is_it_corona_time • 3h 5 2 1 e 2 1 Want to YEET past me over a double yellow line? Enjoy your ticket! Please excuse formatting, l'm on mobile. The community I live in has a speed limit of 25mph. It also has a connecting street to another dev which leads to a main road, so people tend to cut through my neighborhood to get there. Many drivers enjoy speeding through the streets rather than following the speed limit. The local police department therefore decided to sta

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Text - There's a gentleman who regularly cuts through my neighborhood who owns a Dodge Challenger. For those who don't know, Challengers can get LOUD. Consequently, this fellow enjoys revving the engine every 100 yards or so to inform everyone nearby that this is a Dodge Challenger and its driver likely has a less-than-average-size endowment. This morning, I found myself pulling out of my driveway right as the Challenger turned the corner and approached. And you bet your ass I booped that cruise

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Text - the entire ride through my neighborhood. And the driver behind me was pissed. Revving that engine, riding my bumper, the works. I was loving it. The piece de resistance was when we turned onto the street right before the main entrance. Sure enough, a police car was there. Now, normally, the police puts a car there without an officer inside just to spook drivers into slowing down, but today the universe was on my side. In his haste to pass me and continue on his merry way, the driver of th

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Unexplainable Health Miracles Doctors Witnessed

Nothing like some good old medical miracles to uplift that spirit a bit. Every now and again the universe dishes out a pleasant surprise that defies the odds, and science as we know it. Sometimes people pull through when you least expect it. If you're ever around to witness such a profound moment, feel thankful for every bit of it.

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Text - babynursebb • 15h O1 Award Nurse here. When I was a new grad there was this young woman who had a severe brain bleed to the point that we removed two skull flaps to relieve pressure. She had a really bad prognosis. Her husband always was at her side and kissed her every day even though she was unresponsive. One day she kissed him back. I happened to be in the room hanging a med when it happened. It was her first purposeful movement after her stroke. She ended up making a pretty great reco

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Text - cherrysleep • 13h Nurse here. But, as a student nurse I did a placement on a Nero floor. Had a guy who had had a sever stroke. Aphasia (jumbled words) and 3 x assist with a hoist. Late one evening dude walked past the nurses station like nothing had happened, my preceptor carefully followed him and asked what he was doing. He said "oh just going for a walk" like it was no problem. We followed him around the ward for a bit and then he went back to bed. The next day he was back to being a f

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Text - Nathaniel66 • 10h My uncle had a cancer and he was at the end of the road. Family wanted to take him home for the last christmas, doctor said there's no chance he will survive 30 miles trip. We took him anyway. It was 18 years ago and he's perfectly fine. Doctor's don't know why, but the cancer just reversed itself. Reply 1 231 ...

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Text - Urethra_tormentor • 7h Nurse. Had a woman who was practically unresponsive for days, no sign of improvement, deemed to be end of life. Arranged discharge to a hospice for end of life care, ambulance arrived and transferred her. Less than an hour after arriving at the hospice she woke up and asked one of the nurses there for a can of fosters. Eventually went home and lived for a few years after. Another one, not really a miracle but it scared the hell out of me: I had been off sick with th

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Text - lennykingofrats • 13h I don't think that I have. I've seen things that didn't have an explanation, but nothing that registered as unexplainable. Sometimes people do a lot better prognostically than you would have ever expected, but there's always the sense that, given perfect information, this could probably be explained. Either they were misdiagnosed or underdiagnosed initially, or they have a particularly robust response to x medication due to y gene that we'll eventually find out about

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Text - _F3R_ • 6h It happened to me a lot of times as a medic. But we, the doctors, have to attribute it to some physical, explainable circumstance. Problem is: our scientific community is very cropped, very narrow sighted and arrogant. There is an untold paradigm: "Anything that happens but I don't understand, didn't happen or must be converted to something I can explain", instead of accepting our science is limited and we (humans), at our current level, cannot understand or explain certain thi

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Text - Blorgicus • 8h patient here: APA syndrome, severe variant. besides a nearly full occlusion of my IVC down to my left knee in 2015 that was about 8 pounds after removal, which they had never seen that much before in someone my size, I was nearly killed (and should have died) this january when i went in for another clot removal. Completely asymptomatic my whole life until my mid 30s. This time (January), i went in for a standard clot removal when i saw the signs of a new one. They poked a h

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Text - rhett342 · 8h I'm an RN, not a doctor. I worked in dialysis for almost five years. People who have acute renal failure (somehow injured the kidney, kidneys got messed up due to an illness, stuff like that) will sometimes get better and be just fine. Chronic renal failure patients (kidneys just get worn out, usually from diabetes and/or high blood pressure) don't get better. Between my main clinic and floating to other clinics over the years I've cared for hundreds and hundreds of patients

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Text - Professional-Can8235 • 14h Medical assistant here. I saw a nail go through a guy's thumb and to the other side. Glove included. As we were workman's comp/urgent care and he wasn't severely bleeding, we got an X-ray before we sent him to the ER. The nail was a hairline away from the bone. His story, paraphrased and in English (he spoke Spanish): "I was using a nail gun at work. I turned off the safety to move quickly and my dumbass forgot to move my hand." The X-ray was fucking awesome. Re

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Creepy Signs That Make Their Message Clear

The world is full of unforeseen hazards, and we can thank creepy sign makers for clueing the rest of us in on all the junk we could step into. Spooky signs say a lot with their creepiness and sometimes the sign itself is scarier than the danger. That said most of us would prefer not to fall into a radioactive mine shaft so we can thank these spooky signs even if they're too dang scary.

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Sign - STOP STOP SKI AREA BOUNDARY Non-Survivable Extreme Winter Terrain Down This Drainage HIKE BACK UP IS ONLY RETURN TO SKI AREA YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DO NOT RETURN TO SKI AREA.

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Text - UH-OH! Yes, the glass is cracked, but it's still strong enough to withstand the strength of our bonobos. It is designed to splinter, not shatter. We'l| be replacing it soon! AFRICAN FOREST.

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Text - IF ELEVATOR DOES NOT MOVE DO A SMALL JUMP IT SHOULD MOVE ATTEN AFTER Delivery drivers must wea and have temperature entering the b Delivery drivers must check-i Duty before bringing in Coneral Elevator YOU M CLOS ELEVAT DOORS W FINISHE RUN CAPACITY 2.000 LBS STAPLES

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Nature reserve - 200 STEPS WARNING IF WARNING SIREN SOUNDS IMMEDIATELY LEAVE AREA GO UP HILL 200 STEPS

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Font - WARNING Wedge door open when entering the chiller, you can not re-open the door from inside

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Text - DeNt Move This HORNETS AHEAD! NOT A PATH T Another good reason to stay on thẻ path. STAY Right!>

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Motor vehicle - YOU CANT OUTRUM IT OR OUTLAST IT TOTC 199

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Water - SEAGULLS ARE AGGRESSIVE DO NOT FEED THEM

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Signage - RABIES ALERT La Rage X Tollwut Rabbia Rabia 광견병 Benh dai

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Property - DNT BE HERE AFTER DARK TEXACO LIRES G00AYEAR

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Text - YOUR FAMILY WON'T HAVE TO SCATTER YOUR REMAINS. THE TRAIN DOES THAT FOR YOU. STAY OFF THE TRACKS There's no good reason for you to be on the tracks. The penalty is $200 or your life.

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Text - ВНИМАВАЈTE!!! ПАУНИТЕ МОЖАТ ДА ВЕПОВРЕДАТ ВАСИ ВАШЕТО ДЕТЕ ВEWARE !!! РЕАСОСКS CAN HAR MYOU AND YOUR CHILDREN

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Tree - SLOVDOUN NO DOCTOR NO HOSPITAL 1FULL CENETERY FICKYE

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Water - BEWARE WATER RISES RAPDLY WITHOUT

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Text - Street sign - CAUTION STAY ON TRAILS BEWARE OF STEAM VENTS EARTH CRACKS AND CLIFFS

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Text - WARNING ENTERING HISTORIC URANIUM MINING AREA E AWARE OF OPEN SHAFTS TUNNEL AND MINE WORKINGS CONTAIN RADIOACTIVE RADON GAS - STAY ON EXISTING ROAD- - DO NOT APPROACH OR ENTER OLD MINE WORKINGS-

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Nature reserve - Adrenaliné wil! not revive you. Near freezing temperatures. Don't cliff jump.

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Food - SAUE SAUE STOP Please Do Not Carry Children on Shoulders Due to Low Ceiling Fans!!! LOGIMAH

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Signage - DANGER OVERHEAD ARTILLERY FIRING

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Text - WARNING THIS LAKE IS AN UNTREATED WATER BODY It is possible that if the water temperature in this lake exceeds 28°C the water may contain the amoeba responsible for the potentially fatal disease known as Amoebic Meningitis. Be aware Amoebic Meningitis occurs only if water containing amoeba is forced up the nose. If entering the water the following precautions are recommended: Keep head above water Avoid jumping or diving into water If swimming avoid swimming under water

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Text - PEOPLE DIE HERE SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE DRÖWNED IN THE SWIFT UNDERTOW AT THIS LOCATION. THEY FAILED TO OBEY THE WARNING SIGNS. DO NOT WADE OR SWIM IN THIS AREA

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Lying Choosing Beggar Gets Caught, Tries To Ride Pity Train

Good for this seller for calling out the choosing beggar on their antics right away. You just hope that the choosing beggar learned their lesson, and that they won't go and try to lie and scam their way into another free gift. They were really doomed from the start on this one too. Their account was set to private!

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Text - Can i do a collab What kind of collab do you mean? And what kind of work do you do? :) I advertise stuff Like if you ship me a sample i show people so they can buy it Your account is private. Sorry but youll have to follow me But it doesn't make sense for us to send our products to someone who only has a private account. Who's gonna see it? Take a look at one product Nachricht schreiben ...

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Musical instrument accessory - ST NDS BE FRIE That is a picture. Not even an Instagram post. Foto That is LITERALLY a picture from Amazon.

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Text - Darling, if you try to scam someone, you gotta be smarter. You are free to buy our products, but stop trying to get stuff that people worked hard to create, for free. That kind of entitlement is just ridiculous. Ok fine Btw I saw your side xD there is nothing that proves your words. Its just its my friends birthday and i dont have money am not from your country if you dont know and he really loves pikachu so u had to come out with a way to get him something And you think lying and scammin

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Text - Do you think your friend would want a gift that you got illegally? Thats all i could think of Make something on your own. Be creative. Stop lying to people. And I think your friend would prefer something you did by yourself instead of scamming and lying to get something. Okay i am16 T have nothing0000

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Text - That's bullshit. Everyone can create something. Stop riding the pity-train. Eeeh it was worth a try Disgusting.

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