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Sunday, July 19, 2020

Entitled Parent Thinks School Bus is a Private Chauffeur

Anyone who's ever waited for a school bus knows that the bus is under no obligation to come directly to your front door. This parent had a hard time understanding that they're not the only person whose kid goes to school. Entitled people show up everywhere and push demands onto everyone, like this customer who chose the wrong free glasses and got a response from the owner.

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Text - 2 years ago This school is pretty new and lack organization. Also the school is very inconsiderate of their students safety. I feel as if I'm having to protest for better bus transportation. SMH. The school Transportation director insist on picking my 6 yr old up in the mornings from across the street of a busy intersection near a plaza parking lot. instead of putting her up in front of my apartment complex entrance. No one showed any concern or care about the situation. < Share

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Text - Response from the owner 2 years ago Our school is a charter school that serves students from all over counties. We carefully plan our routes to be efficient, and surrounding attempting to keep the travel time as short as we can with such long đistances. It is important to us to provide transportation so anyone who wishes to attend may do so. Because we cover such a large area, we must choose stops that serve as many people as possible, and parents generally have to bring their students to

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Text - home or work. The stop you requested was not a safe place for the bus to sit and wait, so we could not add that to the route. However, we hope that having a bus stop in the parking lot so close to your home allows you to conveniently bring your child to the stop instead of having to come all the way to the school.

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Karen asks Grown Man to Mow Her Lawn for $10

Apparently you don't even have to be in a store for a Karen to look down on you. Seems like Karen saw this dude mowing his lawn, decided he was a kid working for a lawn mowing service and went from there. For some more Karen stories, here's one about a Canadian giant humbling a grocery store Karen as well as a Karen customer who got defeated with kindness.

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Text - r/IDontWorkHereLady · Posted by u/Alyksandur 6 days ago I'm not a lawn mowing service. XL (First time poster and I usually listen to these on YouTube. I don't have a clue how formatting works. Also, this may not be the perfect sub for this story, but it still has the right kind of vibe.) This one actually happened last year, but it was short enough that I still remember it pretty clearly. I live in a very small town where everybody can more or less recognize everybody else by sight if not

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Text - I was out mowing my lawn, headphones on and music up loud enough to hear over the engine. Note that a set of double railroad tracks runs right through the middle of the city. It's not unusual for both streets that cross it to be blocked for a few hours by a parked train (as was the case on the day in question), but there's an overpass less than a quarter mile up the road. I realize after a couple of mowing passes that there's been a Mustang stopped at the stop sign by the house for probab

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Text - (I suck with names, so I'm just going to stick with the basics: Me and Her.) Me: Need something? Her: I was wondering, if you're mowing lawns, would you be willing to do mine once a week for ten bucks? (...Not what I was expecting, but hey, I've heard worse offers; I use mowing for both exercise and time to hide in my own thoughts for a while. I decide to at least poke at it a bit.) Me: I'm mowing my lawn, I live here, but maybe. Depends on the yard and how local you are. Her: Oh, I'm jus

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Text - (At this point I recognize her car, so I know roughly where she lives. Her lawn is probably two acres and made of hills. I don't need that much exercise or me time.) Me: Sorry, but no. That's... Her: [Interrupting and huffing] What, is ten dollars not enough? Kids these days, honestly. When I was in high school, I would have been happy to earn an extra ten dollars a week! (I'm not a kid. I'm six-foot-three, and while I do look young for my age, I was in my mid-forties at the time. Sure, I

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Text - Me: [After looking at her for a moment] ...Pardon me, but how old are you? Her: [Sneering] I don't see what that has to do with anything, but I'm twenty-six. Me: [Sighs and eyerolls] Kid, I was out of high school before your parents ever fucked! (I still kinda feel bad about being the one to initiate cursing, but it definitely got her attention. Yay for precision F-strikes, I guess.) And with that, I put my headphones back on and started the mower while she was just inarticulately sputter

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Entitled Folks and Their Frustrating Demands

The earth is filled with a huge number of reasonable and kind people who wouldn't think to return a Christmas tree in January. That said, there are a small number of entitled people with preposterous demands who feel like people should just give them stuff. It could be a bad boss, a self-centered influencer, or a complete stranger. The world has a small but persistent supply of entitled folks with ludicrous demands.

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Text - l T-Mobile LTE 2:38 PM 3 Text Message Today 2:37 PM Hi Just wanted to let you know that we loved the cleaning last week and was wondering if you could come back every month ?! Also, we we're wondering if you could give us a discount next time ?! We saw you refilling your water bottle from our sink, it seems not a big deal but our water bill is high specially with our new pool... looking forward to seeing you again! Thank you

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Text - DM me QUALIFICATIONS: BE NICE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR LIKE ME I'm looking for someone BE ABLE TO WORK PROFESSIONALLY WITH A to travel with me for CAMERA! 2 -3 months and work LIKE TRAVELLING BE OPEN FOR NEw with me + accompany me on my projects CULTURES HAVE TIME 24/7 preferrably photographers/camera men Send message : Send message Cons -Need professional equpiment at hand -Need to pay for travelling expenses yourself Please only message me if you can take photos professionally! 00 Pros -Y

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Text - 3d · A Looking for A VERY DETAIL-ORIENTED, CALM, CONFIDENT, DIRECT AND GOOD COMMUNICATOR, WHOM POSSES A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR - YOU MUST BE A (VOLUNTEER)FEMALE DRIVER, WITHA VEHICLE IN ALMOST PERFECT CONDITION, SMALL (SUV TYPE) VEHICLE (NOT A CAR) - ss this is the type of vehicle I'm doing the test in. - YOU MUST POSSESS an impeccable driving record, impeccable patience and knowledge for G License HWY driving, AND, have ability for practical communication Re: driving skills. It would be GR

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Text - Is this still available? l'll buy rn Literally just sold Dang let me borrow sum money like 20 100), What? Lol you know what i mean can I borrow sum money l'll pay it back swear eO So you wanted to buy a PS4 for $275, but after I said it was sold... You now want to borrow money? Lmao yea why not you rich Why you buying things you don't have money for? Come on bro help me out Uhhh. No. F it nvm

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Text - 3 hrs · * This man asked me out on a date. He was actually fine as hell but when I asked him where we going he said and I quote ladies "Applebee's". I busted out laughing at his silly cheap ass. I told him "I own my own shop, a house, a BMW and stocks. I can buy Applebee's"! Then I walked awayee you should have seen his face. I'm worth more than Applebee's, you have to impress me and that ain't it! Ladies keep them standards high as hell, don't settle for a broke man 100 You and 185 other

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Text - 10 minutes ago The horrible- Went to Moo moos to get free water and they gave us cups of water without lids and I asked for a lid and they said they don't have lids for those cups I told them I'm pregnant and walking with my 2 year old son and trying to catch the bus and they said we can't give you the bigger cups cause you'll have to pay for them so I said never mind you can keep your water and I walked out!!! It just upsets me cause my son started crying cause he wanted some water and h

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Text - prev next reply Tutor/ Babysitter/Nanny $200 a week Looking for a possible live-in or live-out Female Nanny who can tutor my 6 year old child at home while participating in virtual learning for first grade. I am working from home full- time, so I need someone who can help my child learn as well as babysit and play. Looking for someone who is emotionally mature and responsible and is overall a positive person. © craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap compensation: $200 a week employment typ

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Tree - 20 minutes ago • Santa Clarita, California · B Woman in line at Costco, totally nonchalant, to return her Christmas Tree "because it is dead" on January 4th. I saw the whole thing go down with my own two eyes about 30 minutes ago. If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe that someone had so little moral values or lack of conscience. Clarita, CA). - at O Costco (Santa Asto We do nu accept returns accept returns cigarettes on liquor. We do not A CO RETURN

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Text - 5:24 1 Hello Could you give one to me for $20 and I'm only 17 and struggle with money I love guinea pigs have 9 of them I play with them everyday with my girlfriend I live in so like 15 mins away from you l don't have license so could you please deliver? Hey, as the add says they are all sold pending pick up this weekend. So no sorry. And if you've got 9 you don't need 10 and if you can't afford $40 then you probably shouldn't be getting anymore. Don't speak to me like that you rude bitch

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Text - 5:33 Friday 5 Jun •17:04 Im interested in your ps4 H pro Friday 5 Jun • 17:06 Sure! Its $180. Friday 5 Jun • 17:06 H ill pay 80 for it Friday 5 Jun • 17:07 Im sorry, but the price is non-negotiable. The PS4 Pro 1TB is usually sold for $199+, Im selling mine for $180 though. Friday 5 Jun 17:08 bro cmon man you dont even use the fu ng thing and my uncle died H yesterday Friday 5 Jun • 17:09 Im sorry for your uncle, but please, no profanity. Also $80 is way too low. The lowest I can go is $1

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Text - Marketplace SOLD - Facto 5000 BTU Air Conditioner Mark as Available More Options y thocnanged the group photo, Is this still available? It's pending pick up Ok Walmart has Sale on .They take My Cash first come first served. ! Idiot Then go to Walmart and pay triple? I Will Now ! U won't Sell Cash now It's already sold for cash. Just picked up. Thanks for your interest! At least I will have. Warranty

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Text - 39% 2:37 PM 35 O Machinist 8 Straight O less than a mile away I'm a single father of three another one on the way. They are my world and if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up. Must have your own car. Preferably a minivan Must be able to cook, clean, and be submissive No taller than 5"5 Must be fit Have you own source of income and no kids of your own.

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Text - ... 2 hrs · * To any Artists who may be interested I'm holding a competition to design art for my YouTube channel (same name as my real name). The channel art needs to be 2560 pixels wide x 1440 pixels tall. It's a literature themed channel so my name with some books, writing implements etc would make a great design! Please send me your entries by private message. The deadline is 3pm tomorrow. The winner will receive a shoutout - I have over 1000 subscribers! 5 O Like Comment

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Head - Barry liked Akki @akkitwts 23h A deer entered a Colorado store. The store owner gave him some chocolate chip cookies. The deer left the store and returned after half an hour with all his family members

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Awful Customers Get Fired For Their Behavior

Nothing warms our hearts like a couple entitled customers with nasty attitudes getting reality checked. These ladies sound like they had a whole lot of growing up to do. Probably a solid move by their manager to fire them after hearing about their antics at the sushi bar. I imagine they'd have caused all kinds of other problems further on down the road.

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Text - r/TalesFromYourServer u/amadrid46 • 149d Join Awful customers end up getting fired for their behavior Long One of my co-workers actually had the the pleasure of serving these ladies, but has given me permission to tell her story here! Also, I am on mobile so please excuse formatting To set the scene, this restaurant is a local "upscale" sushi bar with dim lighting and high booths. Working as a server here we also act as hosts, bussers and bartenders. It's also important to note that the o

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Text - also the manager and is at the restaurant 24/7 (Literally. He lives there), and that these ladies all worked for a local business in which they had their work shirts on. This particular day we were dead for lunch and both me and my coworker were in the office talking to the owner. Three ladies walk in and seat themselves, ignoring the "Please wait to be seated" sign. The phone rings so my co-worker leaves the office to answer and it happens to be the three ladies sitting at the booth call

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Text - Coworker apologizes for the wait takes their order and goes about business. These ladies call her over to complain that they are on lunch and the food is taking too long. She apologizes and assured them it shouldn't be much longer. They then make a remark about having to call to get anyone's attention.

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Text - This particular coworker is not someone who messes around. She has worked at the restaurant for years and is not the type to kiss ass in these types of situations. Still she kept her cool and walked off. The ladies get their food, then proceed to walk up to the sushi bar to talk with the owner about how rude coworker is. Coworker overheard, and walks over to join the conversation which ends in yelling and 2 of the ladies asking her to "go outside". Ieventually am asked to bring them the b

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Text - When we went to clean the table, these ladies had crushed up sushi rolls, left noodles and meat ALL over the table covered in teriyaki sauce with a note on the receipt that said "dumb bitch". The owner then proceeds to call their work and explain to the manager what they had done. The best part was they all paid separately and with debit cards so we knew all of their names. A couple of hours later a woman walks in, hands my coworker $50, apologizes for their behavior, and explains that sh

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Craigslist Room For Rent Goes Sour, Nuclear Revenge Ensues

I mean, the Windows 98 touch was just pure evil. Jill was in way over her head. Good for this dude for assessing the situation as it spiraled out of control, and ultimately taking the kind of pro revenge that left the nasty "landlord" in a helpless state of psychological rage. Check out some more housing drama with this case of pro revenge where a landlord wouldn't return a security deposit, and proceeded to get defeated by a smart tenant ready to bring about their demise.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/Kuriente • 3y Join Craigslist Room For Rent Goes Sour I was in the process of joining the military, simply waiting for the date to enter service. "It would take at least a month, but no more than a year." Apartment lease had expired, no month-to-month payment option. Looking for some short-term housing. I was single, worked 2 part time jobs, & had cash in savings. I'm quiet, flexible, simple needs. Just needed the simplest of accommodations. I went to Craig's List. Met with

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Text - awful graphic art fan fiction on her PC, probably never sold anything but was completely obsessed with her own work and would talk about it constantly. Jill had pets. So. Many. Pets. Like 20 cats, 4 dogs, a room of birds out of their cages, and several acquariums. A bit weird/slightly skewed version of reality, but seemed nice, had a room available and price was okay. I would pay a flat rate for rent and utilities, provide my own food, and come and go as I please. Neither of us ever signe

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Text - Things fell apart rapidly after that. She became manipulative, started making financial demands. The electric bill was high, I needed to pay "my part". She had bought enough groceries for both of us without informing me, but now that milk had soured and bread molded I needed to pay for "wasted groceries". Old busted up door knob on the side of the house broke off while taking out trash, so I needed to buy a new one. Etc... Individually these didn't bother me much, but there was a pattern.

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Text - Got back from work. In my room my guitar was gone, and in its place, a bill. A bill from a plumber who had installed a toilet. "My bathroom" needed some work done. Jill had "lost all trust" that I would fulfill "financial obligations" after I "freaked out about money before." My guitar was hostage, locked in her bedroom until I paid for her toilet upgrade. She literally added a padlock to her bedroom door. Time to get out. I told her I was moving out the next day (a friend already offered

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Text - A week later, called Jill the day before the cable transfer. She said she would drop off the equipment, oddly, only while I was at work. I texted a reminder, "please don't forget to drop off modem", and she responded, "left it in a bag outside your front door". Weird, but whatever. I get home that night. No bag. No modem. I text, "did you leave it at the right house? can't find it", she responds, "yes". Cable got installed, still no modem. It'll cost me if I don't turn in the old one. Now

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Text - Jill took a pottery class on Thursdays, out of the house for 2 hours. Her front door had a combination keypad for entry instead of keys. She claimed she would change the combo when I left, but probably didn't know how to do that. Waited until after the time she left. Drove past. No one home. Parked a block away, walked to front door, entered the code. Still works. Straight to her bedroom. Not padlocked anymore. Look, there's my router and modem, right where they shouldn't be because they'

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Text - Called me in a frantic rage 30 minutes later. "YOU STOLE FROM ME!!!" "What?? Jill.What are you talking about?" "YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE FROM ME!!!" "Wait...someone broke into the house?? I'm sorry, I don't know anything about that... What did they take?" Her remarkable psychological gymnast skills. Walks right up to the ledge of almost admitting that she lied to me and stole my things (after-all, such an admission was required for her version of events to make any sense at all)

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Tumblr Thread: Wolf Spiders Run The Cranberry Bogs

This fun Tumblr thread shines light on what goes into working at a cranberry bog. Basically, you've got to be chill with wolf spiders or you're doomed. Check out more radically random and funny Tumblr gems over here.

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Text - dombinic why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh thetaobella You've never heard of The Bog? heartachedreamboy th the what

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Soil - heartachedreamboy #i forget some people dont understand massachusetts EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD punkrorschach

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Water - This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it's how cranberries grow. Once they're ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested. Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

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Text - heartachedreamboy thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY", but i appreciate the education, bomberqueen17 oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably p

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Text - This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don't just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such. Well when you're in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don't like it, so they're, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing. So yeah the first in

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Tumblr Thread: A Legendary Bus Catching Story

This quick Tumblr thread about a dude's struggles with catching the bus should strike a chord for anyone out there who navigates the daily grind of public transportation. It can be a tricky and infuriating business trying to synch up with that bus route schedule. Sometimes, we just don't make it, and are left to wallow in a puddle of defeat. Thus was not the case for this victorious commuter. You love to see it.

Check out another fun Tumblr thread with this awesome dentist who didn't give a heck.

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Text - ainaraoftime bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running towards the stop are neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil soaringsparrows chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until i was at the door to close it and drive away

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Text - 43501 Time to bring back my husband's legendary bus story: Taking public transport for the first time in over two months, I made my way to the stop five minutes early. On my way there, I spotted my bus which also happened to be early (the chances ikr) and frantically waved for it to wait for me. which it did, up until I tried to board. I took a bit of time crossing the road because of some confused traffic and when I finally made it, the driver slammed the doors shut in my face and took o

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Text - Determined to catch the bus which rused me, seemingly on purpose, I took chase, but it quickly became evident that I could not outrun something that wasn't made of flesh and bone. Defeated, I crawled back to the bus stop and sat down, resigned to my fate of waiting another 45 minutes. Then, not one, but two cars (with people inside) pulled up and told me about how they'd seen my valiant effort and offered to chase that bus down for me. The first I politely declined, but the second man fel

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Passive Aggressive Bridezilla Complains About Friends' Gifts

This spicy bridezilla went and laid the passive aggressiveness on thick when it came to calling her friends out over some of them not bringing gift cards and/or gifts. The folks in the comments section would appear to be in agreement over the fact that she was just a bit out of line with this frame of thinking.

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Text - r/AmltheAsshole + JOIN u/makeupandjustice • 23h AITA for calling friends out for not bringing a card or gift to my post- elopement wedding reception? Asshole Amidst significant family drama, my husband and I decided to elope and then host a 35 person garden-party wedding reception at our home. The reception was on the same date as our original wedding had been planned and tbh it cost just as

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Text - much as a small wedding reception (approx 7k), had great food, black-tie servers/bartenders and an open bar. We noticed, though, that the majority of our guests did not bring a gift or card. Particularly, a few of my lifelong friends did not bring a gift or card. I get that it's technically a guest's discretion to bring a gift or not but come on! So I mentioned it I passing a few times that only one item was purchased off our registry and our card box was virtually empty. I also thanked "

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Text - equivalent of $200/pp on the party). AITA for thinking ppl should bring a wedding gift to our wedding reception? Edit: wow, apparently the internet feels very strongly about this lol. I guess IATA. Just to clarify a couple of things: our invitations were very clear it was a wedding reception. People did not know at the time we had eloped. Lots of you asked what the family drama was and suggested I was to blame for it. There was drama on both mine and my husband's side actually. My husband

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Text - little_honey_beee • 23h • Partassipant [2] Typically when you elope, you don't get gifts. And mentioning it in your toast is tacky. YTA on this one. "So I mentioned it I passing a few times that only one item was purchased off our registry and our card box was virtually empty.' I just saw this sentence. Yes, you are definitely TA for that. If I had a gift for you, like a check or something, and I heard you mentioning this, I would have kept the gift myself. You're not entitled to a presen

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Text - -Ranger • 23h •Certified Proctologist [24] 1 Award YTA You eloped; there was no wedding reception. A wedding reception happens right after the wedding. You threw a fancy party well after the wedding and are calling it a "wedding reception". I suspect this is why people didn't bring gifts. You pointing it out as if people are obligating to bring you a party gift is what makes you TA. Seems you want the benefits of eloping along with the benefits of having an actual wedding. It generally do

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Text - 0000udeis000 • 23h • Partassipant [2] YTA for a couple of reasons. First, gifts may be social etiquette, but they're never mandatory. Calling people out for not bringing you gifts is incredibly tacky. Second, many people send gifts later - maybe stuff was in the mail? How much notice did you give people about this party? Third, how much you chose to spend on your wedding was entirely up to you, and is not relevant. Fourth - you eloped. You didn't invite anyone to share your marriage cerem

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Text - BeelnTheHiveMind • 23h • Partassipant [1] YTA You are entitled. I literally just got married saturday and the idea that people "have" to give gifts is absurd. You chose to elope which obviously means you wanted a private wedding. It is not the fault of your guests that you spent 200pp at a garden party to re-celebrate your wedding To then insult your guests in your speech by saying "The few that gave" is so absurdly narcissistic and childish there are no words. You come off as insanely br

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Text - -Unnamed- • 23h YTA You eloped because you wanted to avoid drama. Then you hosted a party and created a bunch of drama. I honestly think half the reason for a gift is being a guest at a fancy and significant event for free. You just want gifts

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Text - LowCalPal • 23h • Asshole Enthusiast [4] YTA. If you want wedding gifts, you hold a wedding. There's no social expectation of gifts at an elopement party.

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Text - 69schrutebucks • 23h YTA. You never should have said that. That's something you bitch about to your husband once everyone leaves and then never mention it again. You don't know what their circumstances are and you may have shamed someone who couldn't spend their last 20 bucks on a gift for you and chose to put gas in their car instead. What you did was tacky and rude and you made yourself look spoiled and ungrateful.

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Text - Meriland31 • 23h YTA 35 people is not a lot, especially if some were families (since you usually only receive 1gift per family). I think you are being ungrateful for what you did get and lost sight of what a reception is all about. Don't put money into a reception with the expectation that your guests will reimburse you, put money into a reception to TREAT your friends and family, and share a lifelong memory...be grateful for their presence, not their presents.

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Text - SnausageFest • 23h • AssGuardian of the Hole Galaxy YTA. Gifts are typically not expected for reception-only guests. We got hitched in a similar fashion and I was honestly blown away that most people brought gifts - I was expecting only family members from our parents generation to give anything, if anyone. Even at a traditional wedding, it's tacky and uncomfortable to call them out. At a minimum, it makes it sound like you invited them for the main reason of recouping costs.

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Text - estrogeneyecandy • 23h • Asshole Aficionado [17] YTA - you sound incredibly entitled. Your friends and loved ones came to celebrate your marriage, why do you need anything more than that? Eve more important - why do you feel the need to shame your friends so publicly, in your wedding toast of all things?

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Text - Expatia • 19h YTA. You mentioned it in your toast? If I had been one of the people that had brought a gift I would have taken it back and would reconsider being friends with someone so rude. Bitch about it in private; shaming your guests is not cool.

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Text - wigglebuttbiscuits • 23h • Certified Proctologist [34] YTA. Are you out of your mind? Of course you shouldn't have whined about not getting enough presents. I guarantee that every single one of the 35 people who made that toast was judging the hell out of you and you'll be getting even less presents next time you throw yourself a party.

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Text - NoMoreToBeDone • 22h YTA. If I was at this party and heard what you said, I wouldn't be hanging out with you anymore. I don't like people who feel they are entitled to a gift just because they did something many people do, like get married.

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Text - nickfolesknee • 22h YTA. My husband and I were also married in a tiny little ceremony, with about 20 people in attendance. We never asked for gifts and were humbled by the generosity of the people who did bring us gifts. I was actually embarrassed and felt so overwhelmed as we went through our cards and bags that people brought, because I felt like we didn't deserve it since we didn't have a real wedding. If we hadn't received any gifts, I wouldn't have complained, because gifts are welco

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Text - chrissyruiz33 • 22h YTA, just because you decided to get married ( eloped or not) does not mean everyone you know is obligated to pay for your wedding/ reception. In my opinion this is the worst wedding tradition. When I got married I never thought “ everyone needs to get me a gift or card".. I didn't even have a shower or registry because my husband and I were already living together for a few year so I would not now expect people to buy me gifts. Maybe it is just me but I find the thoug

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Text - Thelonius16 • 21h YTA. Anyone who “calls out" their friends for something like this is an asshole. You also generally have a year after the wedding to send presents. Of course, you just had a party, not a wedding, so who knows what people are supposed to do.

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Text - Amraff • 23h • Asshole Enthusiast [6] YTA You chose to spend that much on the party so your cant complain about the costs. Its incredibly tacky to make a big deal about someone not getting you a gift and exceedingly entitled. It sounds like you started planning a wedding and changed the plan halfway, so your friends likely didnt see your "post-elopement garden party" as a wedding, but as a simple regular everyday party. Unless you specifically outlined the details of the party, how was an

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Text - Elegant-Rectum • 22h • Partassipant [1] YTA - Only because of going on the mic and being passive aggressive about it. It's just awkward and rude to do that. The people probably didn't do what they did with ill intent, but you acted like they did. They probably didn't know they were expected to bring a gift. I wouldn't know what the protocol was for a wedding reception of a wedding that I didn't even attend. People are confused when you elope and then have a reception. This is an unusual t

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Text - latche • 19h • Partassipant [1] YTA. I got married last fall and many people didn't get us a card or a gift. You're not the asshole for THINKING people should bring a gift, but you are the asshole for expecting it and publicly calling people out. A gift is optional. The wedding is a party you're throwing and there is no price of admission. I get being privately a little annoyed-I certainly was-but to call people out is a dick move.

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Text - Anti-Anti-Paladin • 19h YTA. Congrats OP: now whenever people talk about your reception, it will be all about how you whined about not getting enough gifts.

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Text - ladyofthelathe • 20h YTA. If you can afford a black tie catering service, an open bar, at the tune of 200.00 per person x 35 ($7grand), why are you kvetching about not getting a few more 100.00 bills and some Hallmark cards or, if you mean gift cards, cards for Best Buy or whatever? Can't you just be happy they were there to celebrate such a glorious day with you, without the drama you were attempting to escape? So now you want to start more drama?

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Text - thehippos8me • 19h YTA. That is so entirely tacky. My husband and I eloped and plan on doing a backyard celebration back home since we live across the country from most of our family and friends. We don't expect gifts because all we want is for people to celebrate with us. That's what a wedding reception is for, anyways. How do you even think it's okay to call people out for that? Is this even a real question? If I were one of the guests in question, l'd surely be glad I didn't bring a gi

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Facepalm Moments From The Dimmest Bulbs

We all fall prey to brain farts, and sometimes those brain farts end up manifesting in unbelievably clueless statuses for the rest of the online world to tear into with ferocious passion. Outside of the brain farts, the internet also invites a whole lot of blind ignorance. If we're lucky, we get to see those folks called out by some remarkable retorts.

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Transport - Outdoor yoga in a dome pop-up coming to Toronto cp24.com/news/ Danny @Danny_MAZE So we just let the homeless sleep in the fucking rain and snow because why?

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Text - 4 days ago Hey jackass, we use MPH in this country. 1 ^ | v 12 Reply 3 days ago Wheels is an Australian magazine, we use metric measurements. 12 ^ | v Reply 16 hours ago You're on the internet, which is American. Therefore you can use American (the best) measurements. 시 ▼6 Reply 3 hours ago Attually, the world wide web was first developed in CERN. I don't blame you for not knowing that, you're apparently an American.

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Text - The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said "I love you." And I'm not rude so I said "I love you too". He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth.

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Skin - This is what happens when you put a penny in a microwave for 2 minutes LIBERTY Yo you just made me start a fire in the house

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Text - Just read something about replacing "I'm sorry" with "thank you". So, instead of saying "sorry I was late", say "thank you for waiting for me". Replacing negativity with positivity and gratitude and breaks the "i'm sorry" cycle. Powerful. 10 2.8K 285 Comments • 1.1K Shares Like Comment Share de Thank you for letting me sleep with your sister. >

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Text - C6'3.Slim.Bahamiank If you use facial recognition for anything..the govt has your face lol Tash THEE Baé Wait until you find out about driver licenses.

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Text - IF YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WAS THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAD... HOW RICH WOULD YOU BE??? fonzworthcutlass $34,523,2674 gochellzgo 93,780,9632 boystop 585,214,172 sexualified Hold up..

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Vehicle - What color should I paint my wheels for the strip this year??? 138 102 Comments O Like Comment Mike Why didn't you just take the fuckin wheels off...

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Technology - ellentube #TheEllenShow #Ellen #EllenDeGeneres Can This Teenager Use a Rotary Phone? 2.7M views 4 days ago 56K 6.6K Share Download Save day ago "Oh look at these stupid kids. They can't use a rotary phone. They can't use a phone book." M Wow, it's almost like as technology advances, older things slowly become useless and obsolete. Kind of like Ellen...

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Text - iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins S takineko Follow REI tilthat TIL blind people have a hard time drawing because they interpret the world as three-dimensional and struggle to portray it as two-dimensional. via reddit.com worlds-leading-gnome-expert And here I am, an idiot, thinking it's because they cant see Source: tilthat 3,920 notes

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Text - NOBODY IS ENTITLED TO CHARGE UP ANY MOBILE PHONES OR OTHER ELECTRICAL DEVICES ON THESE PREMISES. IT IS THEFT OF ELECTRICITY AND YOU MAY FIND A DEDUCTION HAS BEEN MADE FROM YOUR PAY. PHONES SHOULD BE SWITCHED OFF.

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Text - Brittani Nichols @BisHilarious Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn't think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again

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Text - Ingredients 1/2 cup rice 1/2 cup water 11 milk 1/4 cup sugar 1 tsp vanilla essence REVIEWER: DATE: 01-06-2015 19:13:50 RATING: **★★* I was wanting to use up some full cream milk. bought by mistake instead of light milk., and came across this recipe. Have just cooked it and the rice is so beautiful and creamy l only added 1/3 cup of sugar as my husband doesn't like things too sweet, and it's perfect for us. Thank you very much for posting.

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Text - Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree 8:51 PM · 8/22/19 · Twitter for iPhone 2,213 Retweets 22.9K Likes

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer. >

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Text - What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard? Discussion 7.0k 6.9k 1, Share BEST COMMENTS VnGChrome • 3h 1 Award I drive for Uber on the weekends and one time a girl who was in her late 20's told me that I was making her uncomfortable. I haven't said a word the whole trip so I asked how I could make the situation better. She said she didn't like how i kept "playing with the fidget stick in the middle of my car." I drive a manual. She then told me that I didn't need to use that because "her

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Text - Snee ee Thusds Jewant il Here is the schedule hey, i think you have the wrong number Then what is your number because I have the 51 that is my number Read 11:36 AM Ok then why did you say I have the wrong number because i'm not...the person you're trying to text

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Text - Murphy's law states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer. What are some examples where you applied this law? ఎం 1 000 Answer Follow Request More 1 ANSWER David Donnelly, Freelancer Answered Nov 20, 2018 This is Cunningham's Law and not Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law is “Anything that can go wrong will go wrong". via @ReddlyApp

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Text - Dude I just spent an hour arguing with half the fucking company that there can't be 60 grams of sugar in a 50 gram gummy worm I was called a fucking moron, and that while I might know math I don't know shit about science I was also told that if you added salt to water it doesn't increase in mass or weight either, because it dissolves Furthermore, I was told that if you have ice and melt it into water, it'll weigh less The last two were arguments made to convince me that I was wrong about

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Junk food - THAN OUR 12 OZ. French's Since 1904 DELI MUSTARD SPICY BROWN Dali 100% natural, gluten free. no fat. 18 OZ. (510 g) 8173491 How is 18oz 50% more than 12oz?

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Man Requests Day Off For Concert, Boss Fires Him, Man Takes Boss To Court

Oh boy, this sounds like a nasty Karen of a boss indeed. This guy put in a very reasonable request for a day off to attend a Slayer concert, and the request proceeded to set off a chain reaction of highly unanticipated toxicity. Fortunately, the guy was able to pull off a satisfying victory in small claims court.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/Vicodingh • 1d + Join 1 I sued my boss because he fired me for wanting to attend a concert. Good afternoon everybody that stumbled on this post! First up, some backstory, During my gap year between studies I decided to work for Company N. Company N was run by a husband

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Text - (Dave) and wife (Karen) with their son and basically treated their staff like a small familiy. All was well for about 2 months, until I realized I had to ask for a day off since I wanted to attend the last Slayer concert the band would give in my country. There was about a month to go, so I sent an Email asking for the day off and explaining why. This is where everything started to go downhill. I got a reply from the Karen and her reply was... weird. She stated thats not how asking for a

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Text - The next workday rolls around. I arrived, lock up my bike and headed inside ready for work. I immediately started looking for Dave to ask for answers. Before I could even open my mouth he asked me: "Do you still want to go to that concert?" | didnt expect him to ask this so quickly answered: "Yes". The only thing he said back was: "Okay, take off your vest and you can go home." I was stunned, And while the words started to sink in I looked at my colleagues which were just preparing for op

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Text - When I got back home I told my mother what happened. We started sending Emails for extra information and got very karen-like emails back. After a couple emails which went basically nowhere, I looked up the laws for immediate dismissal. After reading up about it I learned that (in my country) somebody can only be immediately fired when: caught stealing, frauding, the person isn't able to do the work or refusal to do the work. I did neither of these.

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Text - A day or two later I met with my attorney and began the steps to sue Company N. I told my lawyer what happened in detail and he was very confident I was in my right and she was not. So after trading even more emails between the three of us we went to small claims. I came prepared in a suit with my attorney in tow. And Karen showed up... alone. I guess she assumed she won because she thought she was in her right. The trial began and I was as professional and objective as I could be, Karen

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Text - As per usual I had to wait a month before I got the verdict black on white in the mail, but I won! It may have taken about 6 months from the moment I was told to go home to the point those 6 months of pay were transferred to my bank account. But it was 100% worth it! In the end I went to the concert, It was the most awesome and most profitable concert I have ever been too in my life! TL;DR: Got fired without valid reason and sued the company for it. And I won! :D

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Tumblr Thread: Crime Man Saves The Day With Crime

This is one of the silliest things we've ever read, and we absolutely love it. Especially that twist at the end with the robber having his pickup truck stolen while he was trying to rob a store. Clearly, Crime Man is somewhere out there getting out ahead of crimes by committing crimes first.

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Text - charlesoberonn Follow New superhero: Crime Man. He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals. soft-riddler Follow The Punisher does this and the crime is murder charlesoberonn Follow The Punisher doesn't stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. OCrime Man is more proactive than that. soft-riddler Follow So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime) char

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Text - mr-elementle Follow *A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money! sudokobitch Follow I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME BUT BEΤΤER jadensilver Follow He finds out someone's planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn't any money left when they get there. dikubutto Follow Armed robbery? Hol

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Text - charlesoberonn Follow madamesehun #Imao #what would crimeman's costume look like? shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes A black domino mask A dark grey wool hat a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets a yellow sash reading "CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS"

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Cartoon - micaxiii Follow I drew fanart did I get it right? MESLEVE DO NOT CRO3st

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Text - You do the crime, you get the crime. charlesoberonn Follow #1 don't know why but I have a strong desire to have Crime Man on my blog The plan is working!

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Vehicle - werewolfie Follow Tis2019 0011:30 n. i AZFAMILY.COM Police: Man's pickup truck stolen while he was robbing store Crime Man strikes again

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Twitter Thread: Man's Eucalyptus Experience Results In Disaster

Man, this was gold. Poetic brilliance has been achieved. Anyone else ever experience this nightmare when it comes to getting too much shampoo on the floor?

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Text - Owner of an Amulet @solomonmissouri bought some of that eucalyptus oil cause the spiritual girls said it would "help with intention"

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Text - Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v Replying to @solomonmissouri I don't know what that means.... But I need all the help I can get 8 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v I added some to my showe... Cause I was trying to get my intention right O 2 271 6 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v One thing the spiritual girls did not disclose was the lubricious nature of eucalyptus oil

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Text - Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h My shower was ready the room was filled with the pungent herbaceousness of eucalyptus 01 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v GIF MY BODY IS READY.

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Text - Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v I pulled my the curtain... To realize the fullness of God's goodness in the land of the living 01 7 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v One foot planted in the red clay of Alabama... One foot ready to rest in the brave waters of the Mississippi. Q2 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v I drop my foot in that shower I slipped and cracked my whole back on the side of the tub O 13

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Text - Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v My head wedged between the tub and the toilet Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v Staring at the ceiling... Wondering "why would somebody put stucco on a bathroom ceiling" 01 18

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Text - Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v The fallen shower curtain enrobes my unvarnished body Q2 ♡ 14 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v "God if your listening... It's me" 01 271 ♡ 13 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v I don't have a biblical precedence to model my prayer after...

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Text - Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v AllI have is ten pounds worth of nude shame in a five pound bag 272 ♡ 12 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h And a single wet foot Q2 272 10 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v The only thing broken is my pride... 01

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Text - Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h And my shower rod... Which l imagine never thought it would be called upon to bear the weight of a linebacker sized human 272 ♡ 12 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v But here we both are naked and afraid 01 272 ♡ 20

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Text - Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v And it was in this moment of brutal vulnerability that I asked myself.."is this the power of intention?" 1 O 16 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v Thank you spiritual girls I have again been humbled by fooling with that which I do not understand. ♡ 23 Owner of an Amulet @solomon... · 1h v Fin. O5 13

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