Sunday, December 6, 2020

Customer Reports Ordering Issue On Restaurant's Site, Site Comes Undone


Man, to have been the tech support involved with this conundrum. What started as an innocent enough update from the customer about the online ordering system not working, ended up evolving into a full on mess. Technology can be wildly frustrating like that. One little piece being moved around can bring the whole dang tower toppling down. 

Check out some more tech support drama with this belligerent customer who wouldn't cooperate with tech support.

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Text - r/tifu u/rembeck2 • 14h + Join 35 2 24 O 28 3 25 25 1 1 TIFU by trying to help a small restaurant's Thanksgiving Dinner takeout website, but wound up making things way worse L My girlfriend and I both tested positive for COVID, so going to either of our parents' homes for Thanksgiving dinner is out of the question. Neither of us did any grocery shopping, so we were trying last-minute to find a restaurant in the area that offers Thanksgiving delivery dinners. You know, support local busine

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Text - We were in the middle of doing our "research" by comparing food options and prices when I found one website that looked like it offered a pretty good deal: Three course meal, additional appetizers, optional cocktails, nice! Only thing is, it's a little pricey... so maybe we can skip the cocktails and open one of the wine bottles we've been saving for a nice night-in, instead. I decide to click through the order just to see how much this dinner might cost. First page: I select a 4pm delive

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Text - Fourth page: I try to skip the cocktail option and... uhh... it looks like I need to choose a cocktail before I place my order? Odd. Okay, let's just select one to keep things moving along. Fifth page: Review and confirm my order... but, I don't want the cocktail so I try to a little backdoor maneuver to edit my order before putting down my credit card. Hmm, no luck. Might be best to call the restaurant and ask whether I can place the order over the phone. When I call, I explain the situa

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Text - The call ends. A few minutes go by. I try the website again. I click through the first page, second page, and third page. So far, so good until... wait. The cocktail page has been completely removed, and so has the option to review and confirm my order. Maybe it's my phone? l'll try on my laptop. Nope. Same problem. I all the restaurant back and the nice hostess answers again. "Hi, I just called. I'm having a different problem with the website though..." After some frantic, inaudible scre

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Text - The call ends. A few minutes go by. I try the website again. The option to place a Thanksgiving dinner is completely gone. Fuck. This is all my fault. I should've just ordered the damn cocktail and been done with it. Before I can call the restaurant back, my phone is already ringing. I answer and the nice hostess is locked in the middle of a screaming match with the man I spoke with last time. No idea what they're relationship is, but I imagine it makes for some pretty interesting dinner

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Text - The man pleads for the phone, then assures me (again) that he knows how to fix it. They'll call me back when the website is ready. Excellent customer service. The call ends and my girlfriend is quietly giving me one of those "what did you do" stares from the other side of the couch. The dog is more understanding. He gets me. A few minutes go by and I curiously refresh the page a few times to catch glimpses of their "progress." The first refresh reveals that the Thanksgiving dinner option

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Text - My phone rings again and this time it is a new man with a low, deep voice. We have not spoken before, but he knows my name. I start to sweat, but that's probably just the COVID symptoms. He's calling from the same restaurant number as before, but this time there is no commotion in the background. Everything is eerily silent on his end. He calmly asks me to explain everything from the very beginning. Once l'm done, he tells me he'll call me back shortly. The call ends and I keep my eyes lo

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Text - The phone rings again and the man with the deep voice asks me to go back to the website. He's worked his magic and the site has been miraculously restored to how I originally found it when I first tried to place my order. Over the phone, I talk him through each step and he understands what needs to be done. He tells me again that he'll call me back in a bit. The call ends and I slowly lean over to my girlfriend to proudly let her know that l'm helping to leave the world in a better place

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Text - TL;DR Accidentally found a problem with a restaurant's website for Thanksgiving takeout and tried calling to let them know, which quickly snowballed into the entire website not working. Wound up spending over an hour calling each other back and forth until the website was finally working properly again. 14.8k 390 ↑, Share

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Tumblr Thread: Fur Clothing Vs. Vegan Clothing


This informative Tumblr thread shines light on the reasoning behind some people choosing to wear fur clothing, in spite of the controversy such a fashion decision can generate. Sounds like it boils down to the longevity of the clothing, and also how fur can potentially be most effective at keeping someone warm when they're trying to brave a dangerously cold Canadian arctic tundra. 

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Text - teaboot Follow I understand why people dislike leather and animal products. But leather is such a good resource? Like... My mom bought a sturdy leather coat in 1989. I'm in my 20's and I now wear that coat. That's a 30 year old coat? 30 years, two generations, one coat. Versus, like... A plastic one, that rips and gets thrown out, or releases bits into the ecosystem every time it's washed, takes a billion years to decompose, lasts maybe a decade if you're super duper careful, and uses oil

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Text - Like, yeah leather is expensive and comes from a living animal, and I'm not saying that you should go out and buy fifty fur and leather products for the he'll of it, but like... Maybe the compromise is worth it? One animal product, valued and respected and worn down for generations, versus like... Six plastic products that will never ever go away? idk, I could be wrong.

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Text - 800-dick-pics Follow this is why im so fucking pissed white colonial fucks and white vegans get so enraged at indigenous people for using hides/leather and animal bones as if that shit breaks or rips like cheap polyester does drtanner Follow Remember, kids: It's not "vegan wool", it's plastic. It's not "vegan leather", it's plastic. It's not "vegan fur", it's fucking plastic. It's all plastic.

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Text - It's all fucking plastic, and every time you wash it, or damage it, or try to dispose of it, that plastic winds up in the water, in the earth, in the air. Hell, the damage has already done when the fucking thing's been made. As the OP says, it's all oil and oil products; it creates pollution just to produce synthetic fabrics and materials, even before you try to throw them away, which, I mean, good luck with that. A lot of vegan ideology is built up around a very superficial set of ethics

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Text - bit below the surface. Every time you eschew an animal-based product in favour of something "synthetic" for the sake of "saving an animal's life", you're creating pollution and trash that won't go away for thousands of years, damaging the Earth and making life so much worse for countless animals and people. Think about this stuff more than not at all, please. appropriately-inappropriate Follow Eeeeeeverybody loves to get up my asshole because I wear fur. Yeah? Okay then.

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Text - When you live somewhere with -40C winter temperatures, you realize that pragmatism and warmth trump all other considerations. I'm in and out of cars and buildings all day, every day. I have to dress for the weather and fur is hands down one of the warmest things you can wear – ask - the fucking Inuit. So you know what I do? I check consignment stores. I check estate auctions. I get family heirloom furs.

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Text - I buy furs that are literally older than I am, in styles that would consign them to the dumpster, and then get them tailored to fit. My fur earmuffs? Salvaged fur from a coat that was ripped and functionally useless. My fur short coat? A fur that got raggedy and moth-eaten at the bottom and so was hemmed to hip height. My long fur coat is almost fifteen years older than I am, and l'm thirty one years old. Do that math. So yes. I wear fur, because it fits my needs, my budget, and my ethics

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Text - mycroft-valentine Follow Not to mention the fact that buying these natural leather products from indigenous peoples both subverts capitalism (that wants you to buy cheap shit that breaks), and also supports indigenous communities and artisans. appropriately-inappropriate Follow I'm reading the notes and it's really cute when people go “but use hemp! Use cotton! Try linen!" Yeah? Imma wear linen when the weather looks like this:

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Umbrella - I am NOT going to wear hemp, linen or cotton when the weather looks like this:

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Snow

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Fur - When the weather outside is frightful, I'mma make like an Inuit and dress like this:

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Text - (Also, as you say: it is possible to responsibly source ethical furs. I prefer furriers like Victoria Kakuktinniq, who is an Indigenous Inuit fashion designer who interprets traditional fur designs for a modern sensibility. The funds from her clothing – and from other northern Indigenous communities – allows those northern communities to maintain their cultural traditions, while also introducing a much-needed revenue stream. If you have to buy fresh fur, Indigenous furriers are a good bet

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Text - appropriately-inappropriate Follow Which part is *passive aggressive sigh*? Would it be the: -reuse of fabrics and furs that are generally anywhere from 10-50 years old? -recycling and repurposing of old or otherwise unusable materials like leather and fur to make smaller items like jackets, vests, gloves, hats and balaclavas? -support for Indigenous traditions, handicrafts and artisans? -recognition of the fact that there are very few plant-based products that will stand up to winters wh

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Text - temperature is anywhere from -20 to -50 I know, I know. Your ethics are itchy and it's very simple to talk that good shit. But let me introduce you to a Canadian phenomena: frostbite. Frostbite occurs when your cells freeze. Your cells. Ice crystals begin to form in cells in temperatures lower than -4C, which is what Canadians call "spring, fucking finally".

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Text - In the teeth of winter, you get maybe ten hours of sunlight a day and your highest temperature is still double digits below OC and the weather channel is saying "WEATHER WARNING: skin freezing in 30SECONDS", and the government has put out a WEATHER EMERGENCY: EXTREME COLD WARNING. When the weather is that severe, we don't actually get the luxury of waxed cotton, woollen peacoats and a few layers of linen. Sanctimony and sighs and good intentions don't keep us warm.

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Text - systlin Follow Seriously, it hit -50F here last winter, linen and cotton don't do fuckall in those temps. Well, that's not true. They DO, actually. They get wet from sweat and then get clammy and suck the heat out of you, leading to frostbite. Polyester is plastic, and I avoid that, because it's bad for the environment. You know what actually keeps you warm when it hits -50F? Wool, fur, and down. All animal products, all renewable and biodegradable, and all of which will last years with p

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Text - I have two fur coats, both of which I paid $20 or less for at thrift stores, and both | of which are vintage. Wool doesn't harm the sheep it's sheared from...they need to be sheared to stay healthy, actually... and down is harvested from animals that will be eaten, meaning none of the animal goes to waste. systlin racing-fag Ur a fool if u think it doesnt harm sheeps

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Pasture - * racing-fag U only think about it how u shave ur hair and forget how sheep have 2 live and how they r treated

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Adaptation - Ah, yes. Truely, sheep live terribly. (Note; sheep wool is useless unles they have good pasture they're raised on) YouTube

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Text - YouTube: TheJournal.ie - Sheep Shearing De... Ah, yes, the sheep are so mistreated when they're sheared. A whole four minutes and they're done. It's like giving a fussy toddler a haircut. And if they're NOT shorn, you get flystrike, which I'm not going to post a pic of here because it is very unpleasant. Basically, flies lay eggs on the thick wool and the larvae eat the sheep's skin off. It can be fatal.

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Text - https://www.fwi.co.uk/livestock/health -welfare/livestock-diseases/parasitic -diseases/fly-strike-warning-warm-wet -weather-continues But please, tell me, the granddaughter of farmers who lives in farm country and who has neighbors who keep sheep, how sheep work.

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Times People Questioned Their Own Intelligence


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most impressively dumb things people did that inspired them to question their own intelligence. Sometimes you lead a life where you worked 10 years in a kitchen, and still end up trying to microwave a saucepan. Or maybe you find yourself mindlessly blaring your car horn at the guy who you already knew was deaf, but somehow forgot because your brain decided to take a catnap. We've all been there caught up in the middle of an impressively mindless moment, at some point in our lives. 

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Text - pollypostmormon • 2y I was sitting in traffic, and I noticed that all the other lanes were moving while mine hadn't budged an inch. I craned my neck trying to see what the hold up was, and finally figured out that I wasn't in a lane at all, but had been patiently waiting behind a line of parked cars. 7.9k ...

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Text - Sloots_and_Hoors • 2y I frequently see a man cross a four-lane road near my home. We have a fairly similar schedule and I see him often. He's well-known in the neighborhood and he's deaf. NBD. I once slowed down as he crossed the four lane in driving, white-out, downpour rain and I though to myself, aw man, he doesn't know it's raining because he's deaf. 11.8k ...

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Text - aightbyelmao • 2y i once was hanging up paper on a cork board and the only thing we could hang them up with was thumbtacks. i thought it was a good idea to stick my hand in the bucket of thumbtacks and grab a handful 2.3k

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Text - mlw72z • 2y Every elevator going down in a busy NYC hotel was already full of people so I decided to go up. When I got to the final floor I accidentally got out of the elevator instead of just staying put. 2.0k •..

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Text - kim77angle · 2y A few years ago i could not figure out if the new electric stove was on or off. I was familiar with flame stoves so i stuck my hand flat on the heating coil. My hand had burnt circular stripes all over it. The stove was hot. 6.9k ...

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Text - Secretlysidhe • 2y I once had a brain fart and forgot that porcupines were animals. I was hanging out with my family and my niece mentioned that her favorite animal was a porcupine, and I laughed for a good long time before explaining to her that porcupines weren't animals. I'd gotten them mixed up with pine cones. I have a graduate degree. My niece was maybe 6 at the time. She schooled me. + 12.9k

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Text - doppz1 • 2y I drove over a mattress It was in an alley in a puddle, I thought I would glide right over it. Thing got stuck in my tire well, had to call a tow truck to lift my car and beat it out with a hammer. Next morning found that it had punctured my front left tire and had to get a new one. Did another dumb thing by thinking I get a whole new wheel not just tire so ditched my wheel by the dumpster and then drove to the garage on a flat spare only to be sent home to get my wheel also.

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Text - [deleted] • 2y One morning my vision was all blurry so I started freaking out and called my gramma to take me to the doctor. Then like 20 minutes later realized I just forgot to put my glasses on. I've worn them since 1st grade and totally forgot for half an hour. 6.2k ...

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Text - ceeman77 • 2y When I was cleaning out my shed in the back, I stepped on a rake and the pole smacked me in the face. Literally, like the cartoons. It happened three more times before I came up with the bright idea to move the rake. 2.9k ...

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Text - munstre • 2y A few years ago I googled "do the people upstairs have a cat?" and it has never left me :/ 9.9k ...

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Text - RedCaribou57 • 2y I locked my car keys in the trunk of my car, hours later when I got my keys out, I proceeded to reenact what happened to my friends, complete with actually locking my keys in the trunk again.... 30.5k ...

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Text - [deleted] • 2y I saw an animal in the woods behind my house and my immediate thought was KANGAROO! I live in Indiana. 1.8k ...

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Text - blinky84 • 2y Wanted to light a candle. Struck a match. Changed my mind about which candle I wanted to light, and decided to light a Yankee jar candle instead. Couldn't get the lid off with one hand. Stuck the lit match in my mouth so I could use both hands to get the lid off. Couldn't smell the scented candle. Could only smell singed nose hair for days. 7.7k ...

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Text - XMrCoolWhipX• 2y I was in class one day messing around with my stapler. "I wonder what'll happen if I staple my finger." *Staples finger." "Huh. I don't know what I expected."

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Text - HerrgottMargott • 2y I once threw a stone high in the air directly above me. Absolutely no reason for that, just because I could I guess. Instead of walking away, I kept standing there, looking at the stone falling down until it was too late to move. I still managed to put my hands up protecting my head, hurt a lot anyway. I don't think 'll ever win a Nobel prize. 14.7k ...

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Text - robjo8 • 2y 1 Award While helping my girlfriend make dinner one night we needed some lemon juice and she asked me to squeeze a lemon. Now logic would dictate you cut the lemon in half before you squeeze the juice out of it, but not this brilliant motherfucker. No sir! I just squeezed the shit out of it, rolling and palming it in my hand until the peel finally broke, releasing the lemon juice into a bowl as requested. Needless to say, when she turned and saw what I had done she was amazed

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Text - extrmden7 • 2y Went to a bank to withdraw money. Bank teller asked me how I would like it and I said: "in cash". Bank teller just stared at me, while my friend is dying of laughter. Meanwhile, I stand not understanding the issue. 8.5k ...

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Text - AemenLeny • 2y Worked in kitchens for over a decade. Put a metal pan in the microwave to heat something up. 13.9k ...

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Text - AylaNation • 2y Yesterday someone asked me how old I am. I had to msg my husband to find out. 31.. I'm 31. 468 ...

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Text - crunknizzle • 2y I was in my undergrad when I realized Egypt is in Africa. I am not proud of this. 227 ...

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Text - avalxnche • 2y Often when l'm closing a door quickly I will hold the edge of the door rather than the door knob. You may be wondering: "isn't your hand in the way of closing said door then?!" The answer is yes, I have slammed my fingers in doors too many times because I refuse to hold the fucking door knob. 6.7k ...

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Text - AluminiumSandworm · 2y one time i was thinking about aqua from Konosuba and i thought "natural blue hair isn't real, but what about blue eyes?" i have blue eyes i have blue eyes and i was questioning their existence + 10.8k ...

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Text - Amhil • 2y Fixing a clogged sink by removing the drain pipe and thoroughly rinsing it underneath the tap of the sink I just removed the drain from. 31.9k ...

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Text - MisterWonka • 2y 1 Award I have a key fob for my car. It's set up so that if you hit the lock button once, it locks the car. If you hit the same lock button again, it locks it again and honks the horn so you know you've locked it for sure. The thing is, I always want to make super sure that it's locked, but sometimes I come home to my condo super late, and my parking spot is right under someone else's window. I noticed that if the key fob was farther away from the car when I hit the butto

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Text - ritathecat • 2y A couple months ago, my husband and I went on a walk. There are a lot of trails where we live and a couple of lakes. So we walked down a trail to the lake, turned left up another trail, and ended up at the top of a street. We start walking down the street and I realize there is a house that has a wishing well in their front yard like we do. I point it out to my husband and then I realize they have the same truck we do, too. I point out the truck and then I realize that we

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Text - Jayes123 • 2y Made some soup on the stove in a saucepan and poured it into a bowl and some of the soup dripped down the side of the boiling saucepan so I licked it 18.9k ... +

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Text - [deleted] • 2y My coworker asked it there is lactose in eggs, I thought to myself "they both come from the same animal, so maybe". For 5 seconds, I thought milk came from chickens. 24.0k ...

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Text - Immensely_British • 2y I used to boil eggs in my kettle, one time an egg cracked so I had to clean it out. To see if the water was 'eggy' afterwards I decided to smell the steam as it came out... + 1.3k ...

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Text - thinmonkey69 • 2y Closed a valve and shut off water. To my neighbor's apartment. His valve was next to mine, side by side. The thing is the valves are clearly labeled with apartment numbers. And the entire time I stood there fiddling with the valves it didn't occur to me l'm closing the one with the wrong number. Somehow I even passed a sanity check making sure that THE NUMBER ON THE VALVE EQUALS THE NUMBER OF THE APARTMENT I OCCUPY. How, Mr. Brain, how??? 620 •..

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The Most Absurd Ways People Have Offended Someone


There's no pleasing everyone. In fact, people get upset over the dumbest things. Sure, it's a good idea to be polite and not go out of your way to make people feel bad. However, sometimes someone is going to misinterpret something or take something extremely personally, and that's just a part of life. You can be minding your own business eating a slice of pizza and get a stern talking to. There's just a lot of absurd things people get offended by.

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Text - YouKnowHowIBe 3.2k points · 19 hours ago I told my friend that her hair looked cute and she turned toward me and snapped, "So it doesn't look cute all the other days?!"

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Text - II_Confused 2.5k points · 15 hours ago I once got written up because a eavesdropping co-worker overheard me talking about my drug use. I'm an insulin dependent diabetic and I was giving another co-worker advice to pass on to her recently diagnosed father.

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Text - urbanlulu 1.8k points · 19 hours ago S 8 2 my food allergy. i'm severely allergic to all peanuts, nuts, fish and seafood. totally sucks, but that's my life. i've had plenty of people over the years get offended when i turn things down due to my allergy. like legit all i have to say is "oh no, i can't have any. thank you for the offer! i got a food allergy. i have to say no." and i INSTANTLY get the stink eye and judgmental comments thrown my way about how "rude" i am. like sorry i can't e

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Text - this one time in highschool, i went out to dinner with a huge group of friends, they all ordered a seafood appetizer after i repeated multiple times i was allergic, but they went ahead anyways which is whatever. but one friend got a salad as well and didn't like tomatoes, but i do. so she took her fork that she was eating the seafood with to pick the tomatoes out of her salad to give to me. i had to tell her i couldn't eat the tomatoes because it touched her seafood. she got all offended,

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Text - Squaragus_Asparagus 1.8k points - 18 hours ago My coworkers and I were discussing our ancestry this weekend. Maybe, 6 people. The extent of it was 'yeah I'm 6 percent black. 20 percent German.' Stuff like that. Someone complained to management they were offended because we were talking about race.

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Text - huso97 1.7k points · 19 hours ago Black Friday sales (also all other sales) I work in customer service and you wouldn't believe the amount of hate we get for having low prices. I BOUGHT IT 3 WEEKS AGO AND NOW ITS REDUCED???! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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Text - bluepanda159 106 points · 15 hours ago Using a disability park with a disability parking pass. The horror! Had a women run after me and physically grab me and start screaming at me about it. Always nice when people judge your disability

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Text - TimeResident 1.5k points · 19 hours ago Some game show host lost their shit because a contestant wore a shirt that looked like something their husband would wear. Like. She accused the contestant of acting better than her husband over a shirt. Girl_You_Can_Train 815 points · 18 hours ago What's worse is that it was a literal normal boring ass suit. Like he literally compared him to a serial killer who would wear other people's faces. https://youtu.be/1UA4ZfvNmz0

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Text - Finniemc 1.1k points · 19 hours ago My own name. I have lived in several European countries, when I lived in Spain I introduced myself to this colleague who told me off and said that in Spain I should pronounce my name like the Spanish would say it ... Not hating on the Spanish btw. It was just this girl.

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Text - Polyfuckery 1.1k points · 18 hours ago I was at the zoo with a male friend and his three kids. The toddler was getting fussy so I offered to sit in the air conditioned cave viewing area for the sea lions with him and the baby while my friend took the older kid to another exhibit. I fed the baby a bottle while it is sitting in the stroller. This woman runs up on us hysterical that I am not holding my baby and breast feeding it. She acts like she is going to smack the bottle from my hand. I

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Text - melreed 787 points · 17 hours ago I used to work at a clothing store. We had a buy one, get one free sale. An old lady was pissed at me because she didn't understand she had to have 2 items in order to get one free.

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Text - LittlestSlipper55 640 points · 13 hours ago Years ago when I was in university I worked at a popular retail outlet that sold baby clothes. An older woman and a younger woman (I'm guessing mother-daughter pair) comes in with I guess the younger woman's baby, a new born at that. Of course as I'm helping the pair I'm cooing over this itty bitty cutie and ask "Aww, how adorable! How old is she?". The older woman, who I guess is the grandma and was enjoying the attention so far, starts looking

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Text - AudibleNod 554 points · 20 hours ago Back before caller ID was popular, people got a fair bit of wrong numbers. I've known people who got angry and verbally abused the wrong number caller when the mistake was made clear. I never made sense to me why this was. To be fair, some people would claim 'wrong number' in order to divine some information or for other reasons. But, come on.

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Text - Warpmind 496 points · 16 hours ago Someone found out that I'm on the autistic spectrum and was deeply offended that I was not needing basically 24/7 care and supervision like Rain Man. Some days, the greatest challenge of the autism spectrum is condescension.

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Text - pdub400 374 points · 18 hours ago Calling myself out on this one. I once got offended because someone called me pretty. I thought he was really saying it because he thought I was dumb. That was a bit embarrassing once I realized he actually did just think I was pretty.

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Text - saltnotsugar 310 points · 19 hours ago My friend almost got into a fight because some guy refused to believe that kielbasa is the same as polish sausage.

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Text - standbyyourmantis 285 points · 15 hours ago This will probably get buried but it's one of my favorite holiday stories. Back when I worked retail it was very early January and one of our cashiers was telling people to have a "happy new year." Some guy got extremely offended because they apparently don't celebrate new years. To this day I don't know what was going on, because that's pretty much an entirely secular holiday. The year is starting over whether you acknowledge that or not, my du

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Text - 5h4v3d 233 points · 16 hours ago Greggs released a vegan sausage roll. People went crazy.

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25 Technically Correct Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong


It's impossible to be right all the time, but "right" has a friend named "technically correct" who plays a lot faster and looser with the rules. Something can be technically accurate and not wrong in a way that feels clever on a good day and mind-blowingly dumb every other day. The fact remains, you can't argue with technically accurate.

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Town - L en SAPA Tất Tần Tật ... 36 phút Can anyone help me remove those bikes from background? Done ! SUN PLAZA SUN PLAZA Bangbeen Bangbeen TAPA 1ATION

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Text - You've Aged. I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning.

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Text - Vsauce liked Dr. Pumpkin Spiceotope @Bu.. · 18h v Friday the 13th?? What's next, Saturday the 14th??? 22 27 204 1,501

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Text - Classical Studies Memes...8h ... What's a story that ISN'T from Greek mythology, but FEELS like it is? 166 t3 174 1.433 point five @undercoverloon1 ... adya Deceased En réponse à @CSMFHT Roman mythology 08:18 · 12/11/2020 · Twitter Web App 37 Retweets 1 Tweet cité 1.469 J'aime

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Text - Find the angle: 1800 Listen here, you little shit

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Sky - ll ovo a 7:11 pm Q0 75% r/blackmagicfuckery "Floating" ship spotted off the coast of Cork 33.0k 588 ,T, Share 1 TOP COMMENTS - ItsDominare· 9h ogresound1987 · 9h 7 Awards All ships float. Thats the point. Reply 948 Add a comment

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Helmet - my first breath breathing addiction

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Text - Facebook: Type Password Me: Password Facebook: Your password is incorrect Me: Incorrect Facebook: Try again Me : again Facebook-

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Text - He is Lore @loresjoberg You can give a man a fish and THEN teach him to fish, you know. And it's a lot easier to learn how to fish when you're not starving. 6:02 PM 8/5/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Face - YOU CAN'T SPELL HERO heto WITHOUT "HER XAVIER You can't spell Her without "He" Like · Reply · Message

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Text - TheOdd1sOut O @theodd1sout Shower thought: hehe im naked Översätt tweeten 18:21 · 2020-04-24 · Twitter Web Client 1720 Retweets 31,7t gillamarkeringar

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Text - The single greatest Wikipedia edit of all time: Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottish Piper Kerr (right), a member of the National Antarctic Expedition, plays Scottish National Antarctic Expedition, the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904 plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904

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Product - You know People treat me like a god How ? They ignore my existence unless they need something from me F

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Comics - A perfectly good train Superman A kid Superman could have just grabbed flown away with Lnis

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Text - Strippers Grinding men's bones to make Giants their bread

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Text - r/AskReddit u/MysticPato • 14h + Join 1 1 & 13 8 e 10 10 1 What was a perfectly normal situation for you in the 80's-90's that the younger generation just can't relate to? throwaway_ghast 12h Getting to feed the horse before the carriage ride to the neighborhood smallpox party with my 15 brothers and sisters. Truly delightful. Reply 2 1 whatreasondoineed · 3h 1880's 3 + throwaway_ghast · 3h OP didn't specify which 80's. 3

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Text - Her:I like bad boys Me: Good cuz I like to break laws Her: Oh really? prove it me:

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Adaptation - Pregnant wife: "Get whatever baby monitor you think is best, I trust your judgement." Ðœe:

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Text - Told this girl I missed her, and she replied with "ohh". Guys, what zone is this? Ozone

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Metal - Leaky spoon R 50.00 ess PROUD PROUL

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Text - Beeb ... @ybees3 Enter new password: 'chicken' Password must contain a capital: 'chickenkiev'

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Face - The temperature is OK The temperature is OK

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Water transportation - Titanic II will follow the original route of the first one! ..so I think it will be something like this.

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