Sunday, November 29, 2020

Wheel of Fortune Contestant Gets Burned on Technicality


It's pretty clear that the guy was just trying to be clever, and he got pummeled for it. The dude had his fingertips just brushing success to have it snatched away in one awkward pause. Pat Sajak went on to explain that an answer must be stated explicitly, but damn. Just damn.

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"Talk To Santa" Hotline Is A Cringeworthy Mess


Those elves were laying it on thick with the holiday spice. It seems like there's never a moment of genuine comfortability throughout this "Talk to Santa" hotline experience. That's strangely impressive in its own right. 

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Horrible Business Karen Gets Booted By IT Employee


It's not every day that an employee gets to come down with the full rank of their own manager and expel a toxic Karen from their workplace. Coming back besuited is the power move that takes the cake. For more Karen episodes, here's a Karen who wanted 1K for a 10 dollar coupon as well as a Karen who demanded that a delivery driver scan her groceries.

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Text - Text - r/talesfromtechsupport - Posted by u/roflcopter-pilot 1 day ago 9 8 6 3 13 2 3 12 A tale about respect, manners, and how IT fired more than 100 guests Еpic A recent "Karen" story I read reminded me that last year I had an encounter of that sort which I didn't post about yet. For your entertainment, here it is. First a little background info to set the scene: Our company HQ building has big conference rooms. Despite not being in the events or hosting business at all, we sometimes re

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Text - Text - rented our conference rooms before had booked them again, but this time for a completely different occasion, hence other guests in our house. Regarding technical equipment and support the rules were simple: We as the host provide you with one high quality projector per room, one HDMI cable, one audio cable if you want to use the room's speaker system, and one wifi voucher for each of the devices people need to present from. Everything other than that is your own business as a guest

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Text - Text - Last year's autumn, when this happened, both the IT team and our facility department (not sure if that's the correct term, not a native speaker - the department who janitors, catering staff etc belong to) were very short on staff thanks to a bad stomach flu going around. Preparing the conference rooms for renters hasn't been of my duties for years anymore, but due to the staff situation and still knowing how to do it, I helped out. Usually our main janitor prepares the room layout

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Text - Text - Since I passed the conference area on the way through the building a little later on, I checked on Lucy and the guests. Quite a few had already arrived, but everything so far was good, projector and sound worked, she felt comfortable to handle the job, everything fine. Half an hour passes by, then I receive a first call from Lucy. The guests wanted to know where they could get wifi vouchers. Dang, my bad, forgot to tell her. I sent her to the front desk to fetch one per device the

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Text - Text - Upon entering the hallway to the conference rooms I could already hear an irritated woman's voice heavily berating somebody. Not a good sign. Worried now, I picked up my pace and turned around the final corner, only to find poor little Lucy cornered by a suited woman in her 40s whose voice I had heard, absolutely barking at her about not delivering what they paid for. Lucy was visibly shaking a little, probably getting close to a panic attack. After hearing my footsteps her eyes im

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Text - Text - Woman, still in a very angry tone: "We were promised wifi vouchers in the lease contract for the room, but SHE -" pointing her finger directly at Lucy, almost stabbing her in the eye - "refuses to hand out any!" Lucy, seemingly at the verge of tears now: "But I... I gave you one for your laptop, your tablet and your guest speaker's laptop..." Woman, shouting down on Lucy again: "AND WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS? We have over 100 people here and EVERYONE needs wifi, you stupid worthless **

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Text - Text - Me: "HEY! STOP. Calm down. Keep those insults to yourself, where are your manners?! Back off of her, she's just doing her job and following policy!" Woman, turning to me, cocky look on her face and maximum disdain in her voice: "Who do you think you are, telling me what to say or do, huh? And what stupid policy?! We were promised wifi, and that's what we're getting from you." Me: "The contract clearly states the IT policy for external guests, which -" Woman, cutting me off: "DON'T.

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Text - Text - With that the woman stormed off, back into the conference room. I gestured Lucy to come with me and she immediately followed, glad to get away and barely keeping it together. We made our way around the corner, back to the elevators, when I stopped and put my hand on one of Lucy's shoulders, getting her to look up at me. Me: "I'm so sorry you were treated like that. Are you OK?" Lucy nodded and took a deep breath, slowly regaining her composure. Me, continuing walking with her: "Lis

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Text - Text - We reached the elevators and entered one. I pushed the button to the executive floor. Lucy: "Where are we going now?" Me: "My office. At least, I will. You go fetch a cup of hot chocolate or whatever you like from the machine next to the elevators, it's free. Have a seat on the sofa then. I'll be back in a few minutes." Lucy looked confused, but complied. Meanwhile I went through the adjacent hallway door - and into my office. Since I knew in advance I'd help get the conference roo

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Text - Text - Lucy: "This question might sound stupid now, sorry, but... who are you exactly?" Me, smiling: "I do work in IT, but I am the CIO. Since so many of my people are sick right now I'm filling in for them. That's why I helped you set up the room instead of Ben, who'd usually do this. And now, since that lovely woman down there asked for management attention, we'll teach her a lesson in respect. Follow me." With that we made our way down to the conference rooms again. Me, mockingly strai

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Text - Me: "Good morning. My name is <roflcopter-pilot>, I'm the CIO of <company> and therefore the manager in charge regarding your issue, who you demanded to speak." Calmly I walked towards her, reached into my jacket and gave her my business card. The woman took it, but not being able to throw anybody under the bus apparently left her without a plan and speechless. Me: "Now that I got your attention, I have three things to tell you. One: You stated that you 'were promised wifi' and that you '

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Text - She slowly found the ability to speak again. Woman: "OK, I apologize, that was not very professional of me. But -" Me, interrupting her: "That's a massive understatement and doesn't sound terribly sincere to me. Furthermore, point three: Verbal assault and intimidation are against our house rules, which we strictly enforce and you agreed to adhere to by signing the rental contract. This alone warrants your personal removal from our premises. Also you apparently invited more than 100 peopl

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Text - Long story short from here on: She of course threw a massive hissy fit, questioned my authority some more and needed to be guided out by security. The other people from her company were confused and understandably not amused, but cooperated in a civil manner. A week later she had her lawyer send us a letter claiming unfair treatment and requesting a refund, which gave our lawyer a big laugh and the opportunity to lay out to their counterpart how they breached the contract in great detail.

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Confused Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand Hourly Pay


Oh man, you might in fact be sharing a planet with perfectly "functional" adults that are so entitled and clueless at the same time, that they don't understand how hourly pay works. We can only hope that this choosing beggar was playing dumb. Otherwise, they're in for a long road of rude awakenings, and necessary reality checks. At least the reality checks will be free of charge! 

Check out another choosing beggar case with this entitled musician who expected a talented drummer to play a commercial gig for free.

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Text - 7:08 PM Qi 60% Home (1) Hi, I heard you did advertising designs, would you be able to design a poster advertising a nightclub? Sure, I can do that, I usually charge €25 an hour and it would probably take 2-3 hours to make, is that ok for you? You can now call each other and see information such as Active Status and when you've read messages.

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Text - yes thats fine, can you design a poster that says nightclub, preferably in a 80's/vapowave style. The rest of the design aspects are up to you, just make it look good ok? Ok l'll get started on it right away

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Technology - NIGHTCLUB WITH PERFORMANCES BY: C AC WARSAW - DOORS OPEN AT 10 PM How's this? MON 12:41 PM

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Text - MON 12:41 PM That looks great! How much is it? It took me 2 hours to make, so €50 Are you trying to scam me? I know it didn't take you 2 hours to make that, you did that in one hour

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Text - 7:05 PM I told you it would take 2 or 3 hours, I actually hurried it a bit so I could finish in 2 hours. You agreed to this. I agreed on €25 not €50 You agreed on €25 PER HOUR it took 2 hours, 2 x 25 = 50 I don't care what way you twist the numbers, you scammed me plain and simple.

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Wholesome Memes to Keep The Feels Intact


At times, it's like the universe is determined to bring us down. That said, it's still probably better for us to not focus on negative garbage 100 percent of the time. That makes it necessary to explore some wholesome memes to help wade through the muck. It's important to remember that some things are still nice.

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Furniture - * PETA MANCER "Yesterday this pile of blankets was all over the ground filthy, partially wet and frozen having been slept In the night before. I saw a city worker putting the stuff into what looked like a trash can. Then this morning I walk by the same spot and see the blankets had been washed and folded. Made me smile."

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Canidae - TODAY IS MY 17th BIRTH DAY! INE

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Cat - N @yesyxs Look at her in her jumper

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Text - Photo caption - When your partner makes something for you and asks how it is This is some serious gourmēt shit.

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Games - my favorite teacher Give up on me because l keep failing Or Draw 25 UNO

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Spider-man - My husband strategizing our Me, just enjoying spending this time with him next moves in a video game

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Food - Copper Spoon is at Copper Spoon. CS 1h • Fort Wayne, Indiana • O We'd like to take a moment to wish a very happy 93rd birthday to one of our favorite regulars, Mrs. Mary Sue! Mary's Tips to making it to 93: Enjoy the outdoors, don't eat too much crap till you're old, and bourbon & red wine never hurts!

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Text - Room - This guy went door to door playing for patients in the cancer recovery ward

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Sky - This happy hedgehog is cheering for you

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Text - Here's proof the simplest things can make the biggest impacts. June 27, 2020 Dear Sara, This is a little bit awkward. But I've waited a really long time to pass this on to you. My wife and I came in for haircuts shortly before Christmas of last year. My wife was suffering from dementia, and you treated her as if you'd been working with dementia patients all your life. You let us sit next to cach other, and when it came time for her cut you turned her chair towards me so I could watch her

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Mode of transport - 9 YEAR OLD ME: DRAWS A TERRIBLF: PICTURE IN CRAYON MY DAD: This will make a fine addition to my collection, ip.com

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Fictional character - My dad and me when I say I want to go get McDonald's and my dad doesn't, but he wants to make me happy: No. We are noț stopping. HIVE *sigh*

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Text - My bf talking about his niche hobby, which he always gets excited about what he expects me to think What I actually think and feel

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Text - People - When bro love is so strong the earth rewards you

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Pink - Boys when you give them a compliment.

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Movie - An ugly Christmas ornament I made when I was little Me Cast it into the fire. Destroy it! My mom No.

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Dog - When you find that one person you just connect with on a different level than anyone else

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Meal - Me looking at the mash potatoes on Thanksgiving like:

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Dog - smile for the camera

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Text - Text - viridianmasquerade I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won't talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend's parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I've ever loved, even for a heartbeat. 29,211 notes

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Facial expression - This is my 98 year old neighbor and friend. She is afraid to go to church so every Sunday I go over and set her up to watch a livestream of mass. Recently, I found the book of Sunday's so she can follow along. She is such a blessing to me

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Building - My kids and I ducked in to grab a few essentials and some ice cream at our local shop today when I had a lady approach me and handed me $20 telling me to go and buy my girls an ice cream. I thanked her and said she didn't need to do that as we were going to get ice creams anyway. She insisted, telling me it was her birthday, she had been given some money and wanted to do this to celebrate so we greatfully accepted and wished her a happy birthday. I let my girls pick 2 boxes of ice cre

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Dog - This is Julie. She's the only thing keeping the tower from falling. Not sure why it's her responsibility, but she doesn't mind. 14/10

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Window - I just found out that my grandmother has spent her time during covid hitting the weights, she turns 85 next week...

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Cat - My cat used to sleep on pizza boxes until my gf threw them away. i finally caved and got pizza today and this was his reaction THANK YOU! PLEASE CALL AGAIN PIZZ • HOT & DELIC Extra Cheese OMushroon ISausage IMeat Ball CUSTOMER OPepperoni DOnlons OPeppers DAnchovles Sp

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Dog - You know you're spoiled rotten when your adopter throws you a squirrel-themed birthday party because she knows how nuts you are for squirrels. B squirrel food Go Nuts/

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Facial expression - My fiancé andI got our engagement photos! This has to be one of our favorites!

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Text - baltazar-the-evildemonilamma S pangur-and-grim anonymous asked My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to

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Text - TODD SPENCE @Todd Spence Actual photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their behaving in a theater training. My heart can't take it

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Text - When your plant begins to sprout

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Adaptation - A kid acting as a tree in a play His parents

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Text - Morning - Stranger with a dog You can pet him if you'd like Me

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Photo caption - Tiny Baby Cat, the tiniest, most baby BABY 00000 TINY BABY UP TO 3KGS

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Auction Winner Won't Pay, Learns Their Lesson


Man, what compels a person to go through all the trouble to win a dang auction and then refuse to pay up? Just not cool, man. Well, this auction winner ended up learning their lesson the hard way. Well played on the part of the person who went ahead and won all those other auctions. A nice mix of petty and pro revenge if we do say so ourselves!

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/Ryan_is_my_real_name • 2y 1 Win my auction and not pay? Oh trust me, you're going to pay! TL;DR: at bottom I make art as a hobby. Metal sculptures. I only sell them when I need a bit of money for something. I had a holiday coming up so listed one here on TradeMe (an auction site) for a $1 reserve. The auction lasted 10 days and the piece got quite a bit of interest in that time with lots of people adding it to their watchlist and bidding on it.

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Text - It ended up selling for a bit over $500. Perfect. I contacted the winner with my bank details and ask for their delivery address. No reply. Email again. Nothing. I look into his profile a bit and sure enough he doesn't follow through on half things he buys. Fair few grumpy feedbacks from other sellers. He's a complete Time Waster (TW). Hmmm l'm a bit pissed. I've already had to pay a listing fee, advertising fees and $40 success fee (I'll eventually get this back but still annoying) and b

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Text - About a year later, after l'd forgotten all about it, I get a bunch of emails from Trademe telling me TW has new listings. Seems TW is packing up shop and moving to Australia. Seems everything has got to go mate. Ironically, his listing states that everything must be picked up by end of August as I'm moving to Australia, NO TIME WASTERS. He's got listings for a car, motorcycle, tools, a welder, some furniture, rims and a bunch of other stuff. I give his feedback another quick look to see

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Text - Over the following week I research what a good price would be for everything he lists. I share all his listings with my friends and get them to add his listing to their watchlist so he thinks they are popular. Insruct them to go into a bidding war with me on each item up to a certain amount but no further. I win all of his auctions using a bunch of false accounts. Lucky guy gets top dollar for everything. I reply all the auction winning email confirmations from the various accounts arrang

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Text - On the day at arrange to pick up the car (it had been agreed previously that he could continue to use his car up until two days before leaving for Australia because I'm a nice guy like that) I text him that I'm on my way, see you at 1. I was late of course. 'nearly there mate see you soon' half an hour later '5 minutes away' 20 minutes later 'l'm here where are ya?' Ignore the text messages and waited for the call. TW: Where are ya Me: Annoying isn't it TW: What? Me: Annoying isn't it Tw:

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Text - Over the next few hours I called him as the welder buyer 'Annoying isn't it', the motorbike buyer 'Annoying isn't it', outdoor furniture buyer 'Annoying isn't it' ... all of them. To top it off I gave him positive feedback on everything I bought saying he was a 'Top Trader A+++, easy pick up, good communication". In the coming weeks I was contacted by Trademe regarding his dispute (he was wanting to get the success fees back, over $500 altogether l'd guess) I responded to each of those wi

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Lying Choosing Beggar Gets Caught, Tries To Ride Pity Train


Good for this seller for calling out the choosing beggar on their antics right away. You just hope that the choosing beggar learned their lesson, and that they won't go and try to lie and scam their way into another free gift. They were really doomed from the start on this one too. Their account was set to private! 

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Text - Can i do a collab What kind of collab do you mean? And what kind of work do you do? :) I advertise stuff Like if you ship me a sample i show people so they can buy it Your account is private. Sorry but youll have to follow me But it doesn't make sense for us to send our products to someone who only has a private account. Who's gonna see it? Take a look at one product Nachricht schreiben ...

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Musical instrument accessory - ST NDS BE FRIE That is a picture. Not even an Instagram post. Foto That is LITERALLY a picture from Amazon.

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Text - Darling, if you try to scam someone, you gotta be smarter. You are free to buy our products, but stop trying to get stuff that people worked hard to create, for free. That kind of entitlement is just ridiculous. Ok fine Btw I saw your side xD there is nothing that proves your words. Its just its my friends birthday and i dont have money am not from your country if you dont know and he really loves pikachu so u had to come out with a way to get him something And you think lying and scammin

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Text - Do you think your friend would want a gift that you got illegally? Thats all i could think of Make something on your own. Be creative. Stop lying to people. And I think your friend would prefer something you did by yourself instead of scamming and lying to get something. Okay i am16 T have nothing0000

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Text - That's bullshit. Everyone can create something. Stop riding the pity-train. Eeeh it was worth a try Disgusting.

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Teacher's "Expert" Opinion Gets Gloriously Disproven


Sometimes, even the experts need to get humbled. Take this teacher for instance. For whatever reason they insisted on trashing an art student's hard work. Well, that opinion went on to be disproven after the student's work ended up being selected amongst over 190 other pieces of art. Good for them!

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance u/ADrunkenScott • 44d + Join 1 17 9 3 5 My teacher called my work bad and my attitude even worse, it then got featured in the biggest art gallery in the country. L I might not be in the right sub, my art teacher said i wasn't good enough so i worked my damn hardest to prove him wrong is the summary. Context:

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Text - The school i go to is well respected in my country, so it was not uncommon for venues to request to display a students work or to ask for students to sing live for them. On the occasion in question, the largest art gallery in the country (gallery X) had asked my school to submit 'inspired art' to be out on display. The school agreed and said that they would submit 5 pieces of work (one piece per year for years 9-13). Back to the story:

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Text - I hated art growing up but it was a mandatory subject until you got to choose your subjects in year 10. Needless to say, I dropped the subject ASAP. Despite hating the subject, i still put effort into my work and some of it wasn't that bad. However at the same time i would not hide away from expressing my views when we were given a task that i didn't see a point too, even if the teacher was in earshot. Needless to say my relationship with the art department faculty wasn't the best. My tea

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Text - We had just finished a project where we had to mix different pigments to create our own unique colour. Being colour blind i struggled a lot as i literally could not differentiate between half of the pigments. I gave it my all but ended up giving up half way through the project. My teacher hated me for giving up. in his defense he had tried to make it as easy as possible for me, but i hated the subject and saw a way out so i took it. My teacher was beyond mad. When we went to hand the proj

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Text - Once that project was finished, my teacher told us that gallery X has asked that we create some 'inspired art'. We were basically shown 5 different paintings that we were supposed to recreate in our own way. There was a big fuss about this. People were saying that art schools would be giving out scholarships, that there was a $10,000 reward and other nonsense that 14 year olds make up. But never the less everyone wanted to be the one have their painting in gallery X. So for the next month

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Text - I drag myself to each lesson, quietly working my self to the bone, counting down the days until the deadline of the project. After what seemed like a year to 14yo me, the second last lesson arrives. This lesson was not for final touches or anything like that. My teacher had decided that he should review what each student has done well and where they could have improved. He walks round the classroom, complementing everyone's work, until he gets to mine.

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Text - I don't remember exactly what he said but l'm pretty sure none of it was positive. I do remember however how he finished talking about mine. 'You can tell that OP hasn't given this any thought and hasn't taken this seriously.' That stung like a bitch because yes i had lost interest in it, but i had still worked hard in lessons and given it my best shot. The bell then went and i sulked out of the class with my tail between my legs.

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Text - The last lesson finally comes and i cant wait to be over with this stupid project. This lesson was the big one too, the judges from gallery X were coming to school to judge all of the work. They come into our class, do all the formalities, 'These all look so good! i have no idea how we can decide on only one!" ect... Then they start walking around the room muttering to each other. The whole class is stood silently at the back trying to hear what they are saying. They do a full lap of the

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Text - I look on at them in shock, then yet again smile politely and say thank you. i cannot begin to describe the look on my teachers face. I don't think i have ever seen someone more confused, angry and disappointed all at the same time. My teacher then begrudgingly thanks the judges and walks them to the door. He thanks them again as they leave then stumbles back to the class. He doesn't even congratulate me on my work he just defeatedly says, 'Good work everyone. as a reward ill put on a doc

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Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles


There's no denying that kids are just plain weird. Many of us might be able to recall (or have heard about) our own struggles with grasping the English language while growing up. The genuine moments of confusion when it comes to being able to accurately express oneself as a kid growing up, can make for some truly hilarious moments. Like these. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this post about how trees are actually low key monsters.

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Text - love-and-hate-3 awkwardshadd... Follow fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a "Lego winner" behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for "trophy", he'd extrapolated a word for "thing you can win". And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, "Mummy? It's not rubbish. It's allowed to be a bottle." - meaning, effectively, "I wa

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Text - jennytrout My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, “Mommy, there's a knight behind the bush." I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, "Listen. Do you hear it? It's night behind the bush." It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brai

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Text - joanws My little bean knows she's two, constantly saying proudly 'I'm two!' And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said 'oh shiiit. She's three.' I almost screamed. cantnotknope I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults. *Looking at a bowl of pears* "Can you please pass me the... apple's friend?" masterofbirds OH SHIT SHE'S THREE Source: fozmeadows 272,984 n

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Things That Look Like Tasty Food But Aren't


There are just too many damn car fluids and gemstones that look like drinks and candy, and it's absolutely maddening. Spiders, rocks and fungi just have a way about them that make them look like delicious cookies and meals. Seeing all the stuff that looks like tasty food but isn't is a surefire way to want to drink a lava lamp.

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Hard candy - tender & delicious gummy pasta

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Bottle - You ever just say fuck it & have a sip of the forbidden soda @boyswhocancook

4. Forbidden Drumstick

Cat bed - YTLIDAT 2IHT TEHIADA

5. Forbidden gem grapes

Grape

6. Forbidden meatball

Floor

7. Forbidden Ice Cream

Pink - DAP Widuo Dries WHITE Goes DRY TIME INDICATOR Spackling Masilla con indicador de tiempo de secado WARN SELLER 02

8. Forbidden Egg Yolk

Turtle

9. Forbidden Turkey

Hand

10. Forbidden Ice Cream

Sculpture

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Hairstyle

12. Forbidden Coconut

Food - Calcite Calcite Quartz Quartz

13. Forbidden Box Wine

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14. Forbidden Bacon

Wood

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Transport - When the Walmart lady asked why I needed so much antifreeze, apparently "fruit punch for the trick or treaters" was not the correct answer.

16. Forbidden Melted Cheese

Food

17. Forbidden Spaghettios

Orange

18. Forbidden Gummies

Tree

19. Forbidden Pizza

Rock

20. Forbidden Oreo

Terrestrial animal

21. Forbidden Candy Powder

Blue - AL GO DANGERY/POISON FLUSH EYES MMEDIATELY

22. Forbidden Cookie Wafer

Hand

23. Forbidden Scalloped Potatoes

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Fawn - MCENNEDY Toast American Style EISST

25. Forbidden Blue Raspberry Slushie

Bumper

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