Thursday, July 16, 2020

Life Inside A 12-Year-Old Terrarium


Maybe there's an alien dude looking at life inside his own terrarium, which is our earth. Now that'd be trippy. 

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Simulation Theory Argues We're Not Real


Careful, this rabbit hole will take your brain to some very strange places. 

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Choosing Beggar Won't Pay More Than $15 For Daughter's Birthday


Man, oh, man, this choosing beggar came out with a solid stance of cheap hostility. The dude gets rejected after trying to negotiate around the artist's hourly rate, and then throws out a line about his daughter being devastated due to the rejection. My dude, maybe spend more than $15 on your daughter's birthday, and see where it gets you. That, or don't tell your daughter about your failed attempts at cheap haggling. Check out more choosing beggars and greedy creatures over here.

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Dad Doesn't Explain Underwear, Sabotages Daughter's Relationship


This dad found himself in a predicament when he didn't speak up about some underwear his daughter found. Did this dad just want to see the world burn? The internet weighed in. For some better parent/child relationships, here's a dad who's instinct saved his daughter and some wholesome and chaotic "don't tell your mother" moments.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/Ridivoe 1 day ago © 4 &3 D 5e S 2 2 AITA for not saying anything about the underwear? Asshole My 20 year old daughter and her fiancé are currently staying with us. I love my daughter but she is very difficult and I can't stand her fiancé. I gave them a deadline to move out because I can't take this anymore.

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Text - They got into a massive fight the other day while my wife was out. I guess a pair of my wife's underwear got in with their laundry and she thought he was cheating. I think the fact she immediately jumped to cheating shows how bad their relationship is. She was waving the underwear around and I recognized them because they had a floral print but I just let this ridiculous fight go on. My wife came home after about thirty minutes and said they were hers. My wife asked if I didn't realize th

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Text - whomst_jpeg Partassipant [1] 56.0k points · 1 day ago edited 18 hours ago you might be the asshole but i am LIVING for it & 18 More edit: my personal verdict is YTA but I'd like to invoke Shitman v. Frickboy which states that in times of outlandish or otherwise infantile behaviour, assholery may, subject to scrutiny, be permitted.

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Text - Phy44 Colo-rectal Surgeon [44] 17.6k points · 1 day ago NTA. If your first thought is "cheating" not "the other woman that lives in this house" you've got issues.

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Text - moudine Partassipant [4] 5.9k points · 1 day ago NTA, it's not your fight either. Also it's wild that your daughter would think that her fiance was bringing girls into YOUR house, he own parents, to cheat on and accidentally leave underwear there! That's hilarious and I would have probably laughed, too. If I lived with another woman and the same thing happened to me, I feel like I would assume they were hers before anything else. My SO and I keep our laundry separate and stuff of his stil

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Text - ThrowRA-shopping123 1.3k points · 1 day ago I'm stuck somewhere between ESH and NTA. It's not your fight. Your daughter sounds like a piece of work, and it sounds like they have some serious issues. However, you had the power to step in and easily resolve that specific conflict. Not to mention she was waving your wife's underwear around the house.

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Text - perublanket39 Colo-rectal Surgeon [31] 2.3k points · 1 day ago ESH. Can't complain about people fighting when you could have stopped it. But you don't deserve to have an angry couple in your own home.

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Text - alsbigdeal Asshole Aficionado [14] 31.6k points · 1 day ago ESH Including me because I laughed too.

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Parenting Attempts That Almost Nailed It


These parenting attempts definitely came from a warm and loving place. That being said, they definitely err on the side of being absolutely absurd. 

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Deodorant - My Dad used to come to our rooms armed with "Monster Spray" when we had nightmares. He sprayed it under the bed, in my shoes, all the places monsters might hide. I loved it, the scent comforted me til I fell asleep. Monster Spray Chicande.com

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Clothing - TEXAS STATE EXAS TATE "My friend's dad just posted this on Facebook with the caption 'twins!"

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Text - Every time you don't eat your sandwich Unicorn dies # Dadfact A Love, Dad

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Water transportation - DIY Moana themed decoration Made this last summer for my daughter's birthday party

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Text - Please Follow Back @Bling021 Gonna tell my daughter that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage

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Text - TOY JAIL You left it out and I picked it up, Ive got your stuf.youre out of lick, To get it back, pleăse do a chore, Then its yours, just like before. ♡ Mummy

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Jeans - FEELING GUILTY ABOUT YOUR KIDS WATCHING TOO MUCH T.V.? JUST MUTE IT AND PUT THE CAPTIONS ON. BOOM! NOW THEY'RE READING

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Plant - When your kids say “You never buy me anything" NATURES Harvess

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Husband's Birthday Surprise For Wife Almost Results In Divorce


While this husband's birthday surprise absolutely erred on the side of fail, it seems like there was a bit more at play than just the surprise for these two lovebirds. Sounds like tensions were already rising for the two, and that him "forgetting" his wife's birthday was the straw that broke the camel's back. Fortunately, the situation gets calmed down, and it sounds like the two are working on ironing out their struggles. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/Kissankassi • 1d 1 F 1 1 TIFU by trying to surprise my wife for her birthday and almost getting divorced I'll admit I haven't been the most attentive husband lately. My wife has told me I need to make more of an effort in our relationship or we would have problems. I've tried really hard to invest in our relationship ever since finding out my wife is not feeling as happy as she should be.

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Text - This fuck up happened last week. My wife's birthday was coming up. I decided to go big. My wife absolutely loves surprises so I decided to surprise her with a romantic night and lots of flowers and presents. She had to go to work in the morning of her birthday and I had the day off. A lot of time to plan everything out. I decided, being the idiot I am, to pretend that I had forgotten my wife's birthday just to make the surprise, well, even more of a surprise. The plan was as follows: my w

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Text - Nothing special happened in the morning and my wife left for work while I slept in. During the day I got everything ready and apart from mildly messing up the desert everything went great. Then it was time to wait for my wife to return. She was supposed to get home after 4pm. 4.30pm nothing. 5pm still nothing. I was starting to get worried and I texted her where she was. Around 5.30pm she read my message but didn't reply. I called her and she didn't answer. I was starting to get extremely

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Text - She told me she was done talking and started mentioning divorce. Fuck fuck fuck. Thats when I called her and she still wouldn't answer. Then I panicked and started explaining everything to her by text. I took pictures of all the things I had done around the house, the gifts the flowers the decorations the dinner everything. I just wanted to surprise her that's all I wanted.

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Text - I tried calling her to no avail. She read my messages and after not getting a reply I just broke and started crying. After what felt like the longest wait of my life my wife comes home. She's crying saying she's sorry. I told her it was my fault and we both just cried holding each other. We spent the night crying and cuddling and eating the dinner I made. She told me it was the best thing she had ever eaten (obviously a lie, it was mediocre at best and already cold). It wasn't the surpris

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Proof that Kids are Dumb as Rocks


Did anyone need any more proof that kids are stupid and weird? Probably not. We remember all the times we tried to hide behind a window or cried because we ate all of our french fries. Most of us grow out of it, but we also leave behind too many moments that prove kids are dumb and weird.

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Hair - Kennedy Mayes @kennedymayes_ The story behind this picture has me rollinga Enotional Thot Fa so there was this episode of hannah Montana when Jackson pretended he lost his memory. So me in the 2nd grade wanted to do it too. I had "slipped and fell" in the bathroom at school. Then I told my friends I couldn't remember anything they told the teacher then I went to the nurse. Then I went to the hospital, they was doing hella tests. Whole time l'm faking it.

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Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet [How to lose at Hide-and-seek] Me: [eyes closed] 1..2 . 4yo: [whispers] Daddy can I hide in your shirt? 10:12 AM - Mar 24, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 439 Likes |: 3s Replying to @dad_on_my_feet I'll play this with my five year old niece sometimes and l'll pretend I don't immediately know where she is because l'm not an asshole but if I do that for more than ten seconds she'll scream "I'M HERE!" and then get surprised whenever I find her after she

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My 7 year old son's brilliant way to never lose the only key he has for this lock

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Text - Tron Madden @madden_tron So in kindergarten we had an in-class talent show and I chose to break dance. The next day I brought cardboard (so I won't hurt myself when spinning on my head.) It wasn't until I stood up in front of the whole class for my turn that I realizedI didn't know how to break dance 7:57 PM · 02 Jul 20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Joshua 4 Congress @Joshua4Congress When I was like 5,I thought Mt Rushmore just naturally looked like the presidents, the way sometimes a potato chip accidentally looks like Jesus. 11:17 PM · 7/3/20 · Twitter for Android 37 Retweets 893 Likes

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Text - A story from my childhood Once when I was a wee lad, I asked my mother if I could peel the potatoes. She said "yes but be careful". I thought "why do I have to be careful it's a potato peeler, that's all it can peel" To prove my self right I went outside, pressed the peeler to my thumb quite hard and shoved forward. It was at that moment I realized tool and utensils names can be misleading.

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Text - A story from my childhood I was at my grandmothers. She had one of those peppermint hard candies and I looked at the bag, it said "not suitable for kids younger than 8" or something like that. I distinctly remember thinking "whatever, I'm 7, l'll be fine" And nearly the exact same moment I put it in my mouth, I sucked too hard and choked on it.

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Text - bunjywunjy ... S yourgothboyfriend Follow frogitivity Follow When me and my brother were kids we didn't know how to play yugioh so we just made up our own rules which included the rule where we both had to stick a strip of duct tape to each eyebrow and whenever you lost you had to rip them off frogitivity Follow Wouldn't you have to rip off the duct tape even if you won? Its still on your eyebrows? WHAT prettty-dragon Yes Source: frogitivity 21,123 notes

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Text - TurboMyo - an) 2 May. 2016 e 1:20am Something stupid happened I'm not allowed to have my own cell phone so my dad forced me to use his phone number. My dad has a steam too and uses the same number. today my brother used my dads account and cheated and now my main account is VAC banned. It's true and here is proof, my father will now write too: Hello I'm the father and what my son says is true, he did not cheat, it was his brother on my account. Please unban him valve sincerely the father

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Text - In kindergarten I asked a fellow kindergartener how to spell my name. She wrote something like EiOu8. I proceeded to sign everything like that for the next 2 years.

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Text - galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

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Face - Kindergartner makes 911 call after dad drives through red light 2wsb.tv/285tek8 GRACO 6/2/16, 06:57

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Text - +1 ALLY YHE LINOIS 0:03 / 0:06 SOME NCE Commentaires 4,3 k Il y a 1 semaine (modifié) Ok im a Christian and I think I'm going to vomit god made man & woman not man & man and woman and woman. He burnt I think one or two towns for that in the bible it's TRUE believe me

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Text - xyz @NifiiOA I remember when I was younger I thought perish was a good word. I was praying with my family one night and I prayed that we would all perish. The silence that filled the room is unforgettable 7:30 PM · 2020-07-10 · Twitter for iPhone 5,247 Retweets 29.1K Likes

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Text - When I was 6, I thought if I put Spyro, Tomb Raider Il and Crash Bandicoot into the PlayStation at the same time, I could basically hybridize the three games into one super awesome game. They wouldn't all fit, so I jammed them in really hard. I broke all three discs and then accused my mom of doing it.

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Text - Consciousness Over Coochie @CyphDadNextdoor Just told my son they popping fireworks for my birthday and he believed me he said "they really love you daddy" kids so gullible 9:30 PM 7/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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