Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Anybody Have a Spare Girlfriend? Looking for a Bargain.




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She Wins the Bad Ass of the Day Award!




woman drags man to police station after being groped


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Tagged: groping , awesome , tough , lady , dating



The Cruelest Test Ever

The Only Way to be Sure is to Send a Picture of Your Junk

This Police Department Confiscated 20,000 Pounds of Illegal Fireworks. Now Watch Them "Dispose" of it.








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The Only Time When Random Acoustic Guitar is Acceptable: On a Motorcycle








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Tagged: guitar , stunt , BAMF , motorcycle , Video , g rated , win



A Woman Was Sent to a Psych Ward With $13,000 Medical Bills for Saying the President Follows Her on Twitter... and He Does




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Somehow the story is even worse than that sounds.



Kam Brock, @Akilahbrock, was pulled over by New York police and her car impounded when officers suspected she was driving under the influence of marijuana (none was found in the vehicle). After getting upset with officers and undergoing a medical evaluation, doctors thought she was suffering from a mental disorder - thinking her claims of being followed by Barack Obama on Twitter were bunk.



The only problem is that Barack Obama DOES follow @AkilahBrock, and around 640,000 other people. And now Brock is faced with thousands in medical bills after being sent to a facility. She's now pursuing legal action as a result of these stupid, insane events.



Check out a full video of the coverage here.




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Geometry is Nobody's Strong Suit in This Thread

Mom Reads Her Son's Grindr Messages








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Tagged: wtf , grindr , online dating , mom , funny



Places You Shouldn't Do Donuts: 1. A Crowded Parking Lot








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Tagged: bad idea , cars , crash , Video



Pro Tip: That's Not How Music Happens




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Tagged: Music , facepalm , phone , cars , failbook



Florida Man Beer: You Can Taste the Back of the Cop Car




florida man is cigar city's new IPA


Via Cigar City:


Cigar City Brewing in Tampa has decided to pay homage to the "world's worst superhero" with its new Florida Man Double IPA, currently available at its tasting room.



So far the response from customers has been positive, especially among those who like their beers "crazy hoppy," according to Cigar City Brewing marketing associate Russell Breslow. He says the beer has "a bright citrusy hop character" with notes of piney resin, apricot, peach, orange and lemon on a solid malt background.





The bottle pictures the same mugshot that's popularly recognized as the @_FloridaMan Twitter account profile picture. Cigar City did a little editing and substituted the marker streaks from the infamous mugshot with a pair of aviator-style sunglasses.





Check out some of Florida Man's classic antics here!


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Tagged: beer , hops , florida man , ipa , funny



Driving Through the Mall is a Total Jerk Move, But it Looks Fun as Heck








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Tagged: mall , bad idea , whee , bike , Video , g rated , win



These Are the Most "Rediculous" Basketball Trick Shots You'll Ever See!








I'm honestly at a loss for words here. How they pulled off half of these shots is beyond me.




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That Awkward Soccer Hooligan Moment Where You Throw a Trash Can at Your Buddy and Not the Police








File this one under the Tumblr "~~Just Soccer Hooligan Things~~". It's such a bummer when you mean to drunkenly assault a police officer and instead drunkenly assault one of your other drunk fans because SPORT.




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Tagged: whoops , riot , soccer , Video , police



Garfield Isn't a Fan of Foreplay




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I don't see "sex" on that wheel of his.






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This Guy and the Opossum Need to Get Their Own Sitcom Right Now








Warning: Beautiful smack talk in this video.



You know, sort of an "Odd Couple" thing. The Opossum is the slob, he's the uptight busybody. Together they can try and make dinners together, draw lines on the apartment floor, all the good stuff.




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Tagged: rage , opossum , Video , animals , burn



I Heard Deez is a Huge Fan of This Establishment

Forget it, Time to Give Up on Headphones




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Tagged: rage , earbuds , headphones



Seems Like a Great Deal!




All bars offer free beer


Bars are prone to being big fat liars.






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Tagged: sign , bars , liar , pub , after 12



All of These People Are Getting Their Due in "Instant Karma: The Movie"








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Tagged: whoops , compilation , Video , karma



What Do You Do If You Love Something




love poetry is sort of uncaring.


Apparently Elsa knows just what to do with love, she just lets it go.




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Tagged: poem , apathy , love , funny , g rated , dating



Some Office Pets Are Great, but Not an Alligator Snapping Turtle

The Couple That Commutes Together...




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Maybe Time Lords Wrote the Constitution...

The Only High School Basketball Game Where Students Were Happy NOT to Root for Their Own Team

They're Always "On Demand," if You Catch My Drift

VW Towing




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NOPE NOPE NOPE: Ridiculous Hikers go Spelunking Through a Claustrophobia-Inducing Hole

Death-Defying Fun on the Cliffs at Navajo Beach








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Facebook's Suggestions Are Probably Funnier Than All of Us