George must be protected at all costs. Every time that you think that this interaction couldn't get any better, George turns it up a notch. Before you know it you're watching this guy grapple with a full on mental breakdown. Johnny Knoxville did a masterful job at pushing the guy's buttons just enough so that he'd keep spewing out the comedy gems, but not completely lose it altogether.
This poor lad flew too close to the sun. Some things just definitely aren't mean to be, man. Carbonated milk is getting far out there. Whatever emotions he has about the concoction are written in pained lines across his haunted face. Maybe he'll start a business. If he opted for Almond Milk that could actually slap.
I mean, maybe he was just having an off day. Maybe he's low key strongly opposed to everything that the tackle machine stands for. Regardless of what was going, that didn't stop the Saints fans from giving their QB Jameis Winston a good verbal poke and jab, here and there.
So, this is exactly how you don't go about ordering extra sauce on your pizza. There are some wildly entitled and downright impatient customers in this world that are all but asking for their rude awakenings. It was only a matter of time before this Karen crossed paths with an employee who wasn't going to put up with any more of her nonsense. Hence, the pizza soup. To keep the malicious compliance train rolling onward, check out this malicious compliance story about a manager who demanded a doctor's note even though it was illegal, and then how the doctor maliciously complied.
It doesn't really matter who's asking. If someone demands that you mule a package for them internationally without letting you see what's inside there, that's just straight up stupid. Sounds like an awesome way to see a jail cell on the other side of the world. For another incredible request, here's the dad who got furious that his son needed permission to hold a gun.
Sure, we could eat burnt toast and hot pockets until we die (sooner than later) but it's also a good idea to know sort of how cooking works if you want to be able to eat well without spending a hundred dollars on carrots. After all this great advice, we can all forget about it and go back to burning our meat to a crisp, forgetting to salt our food, putting our dull knives in the sink and grabbing hot pans with sopping wet towels. Here's some more cooking tips chefs shared with the masses.
Laughably entitled people can be found at every level of society, and it's never a party to deal with. Whether it's a snooty Karen who is distraught about having to share a room with the middle class, or an entitled dad who is furious that his son needs permission to hold a gun, it's all over the place. Even overseas, there are some obnoxious things done by American tourists that people have a hard time forgetting.
Call it whatever you want. Empathy, pattern seeking behavior, or just looking for faces in random stuff. It's really easy for us to see inanimate objects and imagine that they have personality. Maybe it's because a face is as simple as two eyes and a mouth? If so, then why can we tell exactly how scared that couch is? Inanimate objects just look like other stuff sometimes.
Seriously, this senior dev's wildly clueless CEO sounds like a real life version of Michael Scott from "The Office." Anyone who has ever worked beneath a manager/boss who never should've been put in the position of power that they found themselves in in the first place knows that weathering that existence can be nothing short of a soul-grinding affair. If this tech support tale of two idiots got you going check out another tech support tale about Karen demanding access to a product that a company didn't sell, and then the tech support fiasco that ensued.
The thing to remember about life is that chaos is inevitable. Sure, we can try to minimize our screwups, but every successful venture incurs a debt to the Gods of Chaos. And we can never be sure when it will be their time to collect in the form of blunders, goofs, mistakes and failures. For some semi-regular failure, chaos and mayhem, check out Misfortune Monday, every other Monday.
Living at home with your parents can become exceedingly difficult as you grow older. Not always, but sometimes. For some folks it could just be a natural progression of things. With age can come the building desire for more freedom from your parents demands. Especially when those demands are more appropriate to ask of your much younger self. Certain age milestones should absolutely guarantee new privileges. It sounds like this guy's mom missed the boat on all of that. Instead, she goes so far as to call the poor guy's boss when he shows up a couple hours late at home. Like, come on, mom.
It's a pro revenge story like this that manages to temporarily restore our faith in humanity, folks. You have what sounds like a phenomenal manager who possessed such great leadership qualities that they were able to swiftly hire their whole old sales team after they endured a rather nasty development. We just want to hear about the fallout from this one for the other nasty manager. The look on their face would surely be priceless. For another pro revenge tale, check out the time that the city gave a guy trouble over his property line, so he went ahead and built a revenge bar.
This is just the kind of collection of mildly infuriating images that can bring a perfectionist right to the brink of insanity. Seriously, these aren't to be taken lightly. If you're at all in the throes of a decent enough mood, just let this list slowly chip away at all of that optimism and that sunny disposition.
This isn't the first time that we've encountered a tale centered on an entitled client that simply wouldn't take the kindhearted advice being passed their way, and we highly doubt it'll be the last time. Honestly, it sounds like it was only a matter of time before this client got the rude awakening that they definitely had coming their way. For some more ridiculous customer service drama check out the time that a man assumed that a literal fire was a feature of his computer. Yep, these people exist.
Someone get this cat set up with a contract. Seriously though, it doesn't get much more New York than this. Just a stray cat prowling around Yankee Stadium, doing its thing, trying to catch the eye of a coach that might give them a shot at the big leagues.
