Thursday, March 30, 2017

H3H3 Enacting Couples Therapy While Eating Dangerously Hot Wings is A+ Entertainment


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Tagged: spicy , couples , food , Video , dating

Chris Pratt's Talking About How Cut His Butt Cheeks Are, Cause We Needed Another Reason to Love This Dude

Wendy's Just Kickstarted the Twitter War With McDonald's Over Beef That We Damn Well Deserve


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Wendy's a fine and upstanding chain that apparently does NOT freeze their beef seized the moment to outright put down MacTrons, and give us the kind of Grade A American Twitter Beef (unfortunately short-lived) war that we deserve. We can only hope that this little virtual altercation picks up legs, and carries on into comedic gold land:

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Babe Lays it All Out On Twitter With 30 Tips on How to Be a Better Hoe


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This chick laid the full truth out there on Twitter with some solid advice for her fellow hoes. I figured this might be good information for some of you out there. 

Either way I couldn't help but read the whole thing despite the fact that none of this will ever be useful to me.

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Who Wore it Best? 41 Outfits That We've Definitely Seen Before


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It's always awkward when you show up to insert social gathering here wearing the same exact outfit as someone else. 

You might be a little ticked off since you spent serious time and effort making sure your look was totally on point. Perhaps choose the other route and crack some awkward joke to your fashion doppleganger about how you're both wearing the same thing.

Either way, the pressure is on and a unspoken question hangs in the air. Who wore it best?

Bonus points if you dress like something that totally isn't even a person, like some of these fashionistas.

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17 Unbelievably Stupid Things That Oblivious People Believed For Shamefully Long Amounts of Time


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Some gullible guppies will blow your damn mind when it comes to the kind of fabricated bullshit they'll ignorantly believe till you tell 'em you straight up spewed it out of your ass. For pure entertainment purposes and dragging these lies out, I selfishly wish these people had never learned they were being fed nothing but stories and factoids that couldn't have been further removed from the truth. 

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33 Truly Terrible Pictures That Will Make You Cringe Tremendously


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Well it's that time of the week again. Here's this weeks batch of individuals that need to go home and rethink their lives.

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30 Trolls From the Photoshop Master That Left His Subjects Bewildered


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James Fridman is a legend of the internet. We've featured his works here plenty before, but we had to revisit because we just can't get enough. 

His photoshop trolls are like that of an evil Genie who grants your wish with some kind of sick twist.

 

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New Game of Thrones Season 7 Hype Promo is Here to Make Your Day 1000x Better


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Pretty confident in saying I can't be the only who just had his day get at least 1000x better thanks to this Game of Thrones hype gold. This hype promo delivered, and then some, dude. Much better than whatever that whole tease with the fire and ice was with the last 'promo'. Finally some substance with this one. Only maddening shame here is that we're not getting our long awaited season 7 till this summer. Shittiness. 

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Idiot Fails to Include Crucial Comma in NSFW Tweet About Sex, Proceeds to Get Properly Trolled All Over the Place


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The fact that this tweet from good 'ol crazy 2016 had otherwise flown under the radar until now is beyond comprehension. This ingrate took to Twitter and unleashed havoc on himself, awakening the ever ruthless round of roasts from trolls near and far, after he failed to include proper punctuation in an already damn short tweet. Dawg, you learned your lesson. 

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20 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Instantly Facepalm


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Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable convo takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed facepalm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking. 

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The Daily FAIL: Whom Would Win?


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Things get mildly spicy in today's edition of The Daily FAIL. 

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18 Funny Tweets From Twitter's Finest


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Twitter can be a golden source for entertainment if you look in the right places. These people serve as a testament to that fact.

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Tagged: twitter , funny

12 Mouth-Breathing Idiots on Facebook Getting Rightfully Put In Their Place


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These ingrates would be better off opting for the 'deactivate account' route, and preferably as soon as possible. If not though, we're happy to stick around keep capitalizing on the publicly exposed acts of sheer stupidity. 

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World Surf League's Wipeouts of the Year Compilation Video Will Keep You Building Sand Castles


There are a whole lotta bros kicking it on the ocean floor in these videos. My ears are ringing, feeling full of water just watching some of these epic wipeouts, man. 

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Tagged: ocean , surfing , wipeout , Video

Internet Has Field Day With Ridiculously Bizarre Christiano Ronaldo Sculpture


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I don't know how this atrocity came into existence, but one of the world's most notoriously handsome soccer players, Cristiano Ronaldo was bestowed one profoundly unsettling sculpture that's supposed to be him. Dude based off the following hilarious comparisons alone, I think it's fair to say the mark was missed, overshot, etc. 

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Internet Bands Together, Tracks Down Worst Cooking Show on YouTube, and It's Unbelievably Bad


The good folks back at Reddit up and took it upon themselves to track down and crown a worthy 'worst cooking show' on the internet. The only question I have left after watching this caricature of a terrible cooking show, is whether this poor dude is in on the sheer shitiness of what he's putting out?

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Tagged: FAIL , cooking , Video