Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Hold my beer.


guy gets drug through a bunch of flaming targets fail

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Tagged: FAIL , fail gif

He ded.


guy tries to jump chairs onstage and gets destroyed

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Tagged: FAIL , fail gif

Witty Mom Rewrites Her Daughter's Ridiculously Outdated Homework Assignment


Funny mom goes and rewrites her daughter's ridiculously outdated homework assignment.

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PornHub Presents: 10 Years of Trends From The Porn Industry


pornhub presents stats and trends and stats from 10 years in the porn industry

For their tenth anniversary celebration PornHub is letting loose with a whole load of trends from their 10 years in the business. 

And they say porn can't be educational. 

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Tagged: sex , porn , pornhub

18 Ruthless Texting and Social Media Burns That Left People Obliterated


Social media and texting insults that left people in ruins.

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The Daily FAIL: 24 Fresh Memes For That Wednesday Grind


girl pretending that a geyser is coming out of her butt - cover image to a list of memes

Keep hump day rolling with this dose of funny images and memes. 

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30 People Who Are Terrible At Parking Share the Most Painfully Passive Aggressive Notes They've Received


18 Times People Had the Wrong Idea About Sex


people confess their misconceptions about sex and one girl reveals that she had thought that masturbating would make her pregnant.

Having misconceptions about sex is just a part of growing up. A kind of right of passage of sorts that earns you your way into adulthood.

Everyone is all to familiar with (or have experienced themselves) those awkward moments when you first try to engage in the act and everything doesn't quite go according to plan. 

Well, these people had no idea what was going on while they were first learning about sex, and they were probably well served by sex education.

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Tagged: sex , sexy times , funny

How to write a resume...


guy who works for dominoes exaggerates his qualifications

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Tagged: text , funny , win

26 Cringeworthy Moments That Will Ruin Your Faith In Humanity


guy posts a photo of his passed out ex girlfriend on facebook - cringeworthy moments from the depths of the internet

Consider this a guide on how not to live your life

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20 FAILs Showing Why You Shouldn't Befriend Your Parents on Social Media


20 social media fails showing why you shouldn't be friends with parents on social media.

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Supercut Shows How Many Times Cast Has Said "God Damnit" In "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"


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Dude Live-Tweets Insane Story About His Psycho Ex Girlfriend


guy tweets about his girlfriend making out with his girl cousin - cover image to a story about a crazy ex

This is pretty much the pinnacle of the phrase "don't stick your dick in crazy." 

Get that scrolling finger ready because this one's a bit of a read.

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Dad Can't Handle the VR Experience


Donald Trump Confuses Entire Nation With One Fat FAIL of a Tweet


Donald Trump misspells tweet about news coverage and confuses the entire nation.

Leave it to Donald Trump to take to Twitter yet again, and effortlessly confuse an entire nation....and then some. 

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I got it!


two guys throwing a puppy in the water and one guy totally misses the dog fail

Poor doggo :(

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19 Entertaining Customer Complaints and Responses That'll Brighten Your Day


Awesome displays of entertaining customer service through social media.

5 star customer service all around!

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42 Infuriating Eternal Punishments People Would Deliver If They Ruled Heck


People share the punishments they'd deal out with they were the rules of Heck.

The devilish creativity here is something else!

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Tagged: hell , creative , funny

Top 10 Anti-Social Comics That Are Perfectly Relatable For Socially Awkward People


Awkward relatable comics for socially awkward and introverted people.

These were awkwardly accurate. Shoutout to pigeongazette for the great work!

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My spirit animal

Perfect execution.


What was the goal here?


Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Idk what she was expecting.

100 People Share Their Favorite Insults


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Tagged: insults , funny , Video

People Are Beside Themselves Over Woman's Pigeon Shoes


People are freaking out over this Japanese woman's pigeon shoes.

And apparently she walks through pigeon-filled courtyards to mess with 'em. Damn!

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The Deadpool Blooper Reel Is Chock-Full of Prime Raunchy Humor


The entertainment value here alone is on par with the masterpiece of a movie.

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37 Funny Tweets So Well Composed They're Almost Poetic


Collection of funny tweets that are so perfect they're borderline poetry.

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15 Pokemon Names That Urban Dictionary Has Made Disturbingly Sexual


urban dictionary entry of the pokemon name wartortle which is defined as an amount of female ejaculate

Don't try some of these at home.

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Top 10 Times Employees Got Called Out By Internet For Fake Sick Days


Top 10 times idiots got called out on social media for trying to call out sick from work with lame excuses.

These failures lacked the brain cells to pull off their sneaky sick days! The real question plaguing us now is how they even managed to get hired in the first place. 

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Tagged: busted , employee , work , funny