Saturday, June 29, 2019

15 Utter Morons Who Ought to Have Their Own Darwin Awards


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Well never understand what makes a person swerve around a railroad barrier to try to beat a train. And while we'll never understand it, we will certainly watch these idiots do exactly that every single time. For more gifs of insane crap, here's some godlike times people defied the odds and stuck the landing.

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Entitled Gossipy Witch Ruins Romantic Relationship, Gets Her Own Miserable Life Ruined


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For those out there that don't have the time or energy to read through the whole saga, here's how I'd break it down: OP falls in love with a French teacher in a small town out in the middle of nowhere. Apparently rumors begin circulating that they were dating while he was still in school, which wasn't true. Thing is that he waited till after graduating. From there, they both get fired and start over in California where they raise a family. Years later OP hears about who started the rumors; his jealous druggie friend, Jerry. 

OP goes ahead and sends old videos of Jerry doing drugs back in the day, along with his family who occasionally partook. They too proceed to lose everything. A bit of a brutal revenge tale, if it's in fact true. Hard to tell when the writing and storyline is this developed. An enjoyable read either way though! 

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11 Savage Times Chickens Got Shamed For Doing Their Thing


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These chickens were just minding their own business trying to make it in this mad and cruel world, when suddenly, they got ruthlessly shamed. And there's just something so helplessly hilarious about a poor, seemingly defenseless chicken getting shamed. 

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17 Entitled Cheapskates Who Tried to Swipe People's Coin


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Everybody loves free stuff. The problem with free stuff is there's really not a lot of it. These folks tried to tip the scales by going against the laws of civility demanding that free stuff from random strangers. It's enough to get you frustrated on behalf of the poor souls who had to deal with these people. For more, here are some entitled cheapskates who tried to take advantage of people.

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28 Times Misfortune Ruined People's Days


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Sometimes life can be a real bastard. We try our best to avoid bad outcomes, but there are some things you just can't predict. Whether it's a crocodile in your pool, missing out on a huge opportunity, or getting stuck in a bird feeder, life will hit you with some unlucky circumstances. For more, here are some times misfortune got the best of people.

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Boyfriend Of 5 Years Cheats On Girlfriend, So She Ruins His Runescape Account


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Quite metaphorically this is the final nail in the coffin. Talk about an absolutely legendary revenge. This cheating boyfriend absolutely got his in the end. 

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Man Shares List Of Marriage Advice He Wishes He'd Known Sooner In Life


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Maybe people out there thinking about tying the knot with that special someone will learn a thing or two from this guy's list of marriage advice that he wishes he'd known sooner in life. Sometimes the only way to get that kind of wisdom though, is through those mistakes we just call experience. 

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10+ Ex Cons Share The Most Messed Up Things About Prison That Nobody Knows About


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These stories about the messed up things ex cons dealt with/deal with when they get out are a solid guide on why you do NOT want to commit a crime. It's a whole different world in there, and when you get out, you're posed to never view the one you left behind in the same light.

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25 Hilarious Attempts that Missed Their Mark


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Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make other people be healthy. Sometimes you're trying to make a point. Sometimes you're just trying to look smart or cool. Every one of these attempts is an opportunity to fail and look dumb. And we're grateful for that. Here are more attempts that resulted in laughable failure.

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35 Maddening Pics of the Wake Left by Bad Roommates


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If you've never had a bad roommate, consider yourself lucky. There's no feeling quite like not being able to be comfortable in your own home. Living in an apartment full of garbage that's not yours can be maddening, not just because you feel disrespected, but also because it's extra work to do things like take trash out, do dishes that aren't yours and even do basic crap like lock the door for someone else. Anyway, people are damn animals. Here are more people sharing the horrible things their roommates do.

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Woman On Tumblr Shows Off Multiple Uses For An Uruk-Hai Scimitar


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This Uruk-Hai Scimitar is apparently the tool for everything. She is clearly brave enough. 

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10 Attempts That Landed in Failure


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Here are some quick fail gifs to make you reconsider trying anything. We've got a baby elephants trying to get a scratch, a kid trying to shovel dirt, incompetent soldiers trying to throw a grenade and more. For more failure gifs, here are some miscellaneous fails that left people worse for wear.

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Medical Staff Share Their Stories And Emotional Rollercoaster Ensues


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We're not crying, YOU'RE crying! Twitter users shared their medical stories in one tweet and a wild, emotional rollercoaster ensued. Ain't life a beautiful mess. 

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15 Times Thirsty Tinderers Used The App For Shameless Shenanigans


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Tinder's a full on wasteland of red flags, immaturity, shameless lust, pickup lines, and occasional people actually looking for that crazy little thing called love. These Tinderers absolutely lived up to the app's reputation for attracting ridiculousness. 

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