This is straight lunacy. We've gotta be dealing with a next-level, superstar kind of a Bumble bio for her to go to such efforts. Or she was even more desperate for the potential social media fame/notoriety than she was in dating the dude to begin with. Either way, it's totally reasonable to assume our 'deleted Bumble user' at hand named Joe is safely wrapped up in some solid witness protecting his ass kind of program.
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Straight up smoky in this room right now from all these roastings. There's a great much to be said for the witty comeback-spewing cretins out there that can think on their feet, and maintain their cool in the fiery face of a pestilent shithead that just has it in for them, on any given day.
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For whatever reason tons of easily angered social media-using cretins have flocked to demand outright justice for Brad's newly fired wife. The people have spoken Cracker Barrel. It's time to 'unfire' Brad's wife, now. For the meanwhile though, let's enjoy the incessant, and endless procession of solid trollworthy jabs.
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Usually when you say something stupid you have the good fortune of not being recorded for national television so that millions of people can't bear witness to your blunder. Well, that wasn't the case for these poor souls who's epic brain farts were broadcast for all to see.
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A painful problem that's a whole lot more relatable than you might think.
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Yet another dating-themed trending Twitter hashtag has surfaced; and this one centers on people unforgivingly sharing the intimate faults, quirks, and otherwise helpless personality traits of their exes, in a fine display of not leaving the past in the past. Can't help but give a shoutout to the scathing tweet that draws a savage parallel between bacon and someone else's ex.
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Alright, this person is not someone I'd want to live with. People like this are often soaked in their own hypocrisy, and although they are obsessed with your mistakes they are totally blind to their own. Basically, after looking at two pictures on Twitter I can tell you that this person is probably an absolute nightmare irl.
But, that aside, the sheer pettiness of this passive aggressive approach to dealing with messes in the apartment is hilarious. Like the amount of effort involved in writing these cards dwarfs what it would take to just pick the goddamn knife up.
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Unintentional comedy gold right here.
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Don't underestimate the profound bond of Dippin Dots Bros. A friendship to define the ages right here.
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In all fairness our freshly dumped broheme of the hour invited this unforgiving, though definitely hilarious, onslaught of video game-themed puns from his 'buddies' on himself. Buckle up and enjoy one highly entertaining group chat.
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Nothing like some distinguished British slang to keep you on your toes. We can't guarantee that you will understand all of these.
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Guess what? I just talked to the big man, and he said that these checking out these 13 funny church signs actually counts as going to church. Is that awesome?
So enjoy these church signs and also enjoy not spending an eternity in Hell.
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