Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Costumed Person Destroys The Drums At Children’s Music Concert


This very well might be the most impressive example that we've yet to come across of what it looks like when someone is ferociously overqualified for their job. Like, wow. This video's just honestly historic. 

Woman Steers Clear Of Classic Car Flipper Scam By Bringing Mechanic Friend Along


We love nothing more than to see someone successfully sidestep a nasty scam. This woman definitely pulled it off in victorious fashion. 

The Time Jerry Seinfeld Awkwardly Refused A Hug From Kesha


Jerry has gone on to say that his hug refusal wasn't personal, and that he just didn't know who she was. With that said, Seinfeld has spent his career cultivating the kind of personality where this still could be something he might do, even if he did know who she was. But it's still pretty funny to see a famous person straight up get denied a hug from another famous person. It's relatable, in a way.

Tumblr Post: Humans Get Curiosity Rover To Sing "Happy Birthday"


It's dangerously easy to forget that amidst the steady procession of fails by human beings, that ultimately humans are capable of some miraculously uplifting things. In this case, brace yourself for all the good feels with this story about how some humans got the Curiosity rover to sing itself "happy birthday." Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread about how magenta doesn't actually exist, and that it's just the brain doing its very best.

Man Accuses Girlfriend Of Cheating, Learns Culprit Was Laundry Pods


This guy's story serves as a great example that it's best to absolutely not leap to making bold assumptions. In this case, he couldn't have been more wrong. Ultimately though, it's for the best that the culprit was just some laundry pods. The whole situation could've been a lot worse. 

Dumbest Things That People's Parents Actually Believed


Many of us have had our share of moments with our parents where we end up being genuinely flabbergasted over the kinds of crazy things that they end up believing in. This AskReddit thread is all about the wildest things that people's parents have ever ended up mistaking for truth. You can't even begin to imagine just how crazy things get. 

Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Kick Things Up A Few Notches


At its best, the internet is like being inside of a thousand people's screaming brains all at the same time. At the worst, it's uh... let's not talk about it. Anyway, funny tweets and tumblr gems are the right kind of freakin' wild when it comes to trying to color your day with humor and minutia. SO step into those screaming minds, and yell back, baby.

Things That Seem Way More Expensive Than They Need To Be


It's important to realize that for some stuff, the price isn't based on what that thing is worth, but what people are willing to pay for it. Sure, something made from a sought-after resource or requires immense precision, yeah, that makes sense. But paying a thousand dollars to get your car back? Now it's starting to sound like one of those everyday scams people accept as legit.

Absurd And Ridiculous Ways Restaurant Tried Serving Food


Most of us judge a restaurant on the quality of its food. But some eateries go the extra mile when it comes to presentation. Okay maybe like ten extra miles. For some reason there are people out there who think it's a great idea to serve a beer in a box, broccoli on barbed wire, and fries in a shovel. Sure, it's possible to eat off of these surfaces, but at a certain point the gimmick becomes almost degrading. Especially when it's a dog bowl. Here are some more restaurants that served food in everything but dishes.

Tumblr Post Pays Homage To Defensive Spite Of Biologists


The defensive spite of biologists is not a thing to be underestimated. This fun Tumblr post pays respects to the biologists in this world that go on to devote their entire lives to the study of a maligned or miserably misunderstood species. Naturally, the hyenas are the focus of the post. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread about how magenta doesn't exist, it's just the brain doing its best.

Craziest Rumors That People Have Heard About Themselves


There's nothing quite like being caught up in the middle of a conversation where you come to learn that people have been out there churning out all kinds of ludicrous lies about your character. It can be troubling, anxiety-inducing, and angering all at once. If you've ever ended up enduring such a situation, hopefully this AskReddit thread makes you feel better about it. 

Wife is So BAD at Cooking That Her Husband Has to Ask Her to Stop


My condolences to this gentleman. No one should have to suffer a significant other who just completely refuses to learn basic household skills. It would be one thing here if she made any sort of effort what-so-ever to make (or learn how to make) a decent meal. It's another thing to be an eternal tornado of despair every time you enter the kitchen. Good on this guy for finally having enough and just putting an end to it. I would say that he made the right call. 

Girl Gets Her Nemesis Kicked Out of the Pub in the Pettiest of Revenge


There's nothing worse than sitting and trying to enjoy yourself in the presence of an old foe. The entire time you're trying to focus in on what you're doing but you can just feel their eyes piecing the back of your head. Their very aura sets you on edge. It is not often that we then get to regain control of the situation by leveraging our associates and our surrounding in order to regain the upper hand. But it is oh-so-satisfying when we are able to. 

Kudos to this gal for removing herself from a bad situation or, rather, removing a bad situation from her presence entirely. 

Good Deed Goes Terribly Wrong When Neighbor Repays the Favor of Reciprocal Lawn Mowing


No good deed goes unpunished, even when that good deed is repaid with another one. In a ridiculous misfortune of circumstantial reciprocation this guy tragically invited his neighbour to murder his freshly seeded lawn. 

You would think that, perhaps, the neighbor would notice that the lawn had been freshly seeded. But sometimes any of us would miss such a crucial detail when we are h*ll-bent on repaying a favor. Especially when it is at the reminder and behest of our significant other.

The end result is tragic for our hero when the reciprocator goes above and beyond in his repayment by weeding the lawn and leaving it patchy and bare.

Woman Introduces Dad To Mother-In-Law, Becomes Her Stepmother


Cosmically speaking, it's a good thing that these people's parents were able to find happiness with each other. But personally speaking, it has got to be weird to realize that you are now technically married to your own step-sibling through no fault of your own. Well, at least Thanksgivings will be efficient. For some more mother-in-law shenanigans, here's the craigslist ad seeking a date for a Karen mother-in-law.