Friday, November 29, 2019

Reporter Uses Store-Bought Chili in Office Cook-Off, Beats Frustrated Coworker


Reporter uses store bought chili in work cookoff.

Let's not mix up the facts here, she is a filthy cheater. That said, regarding her coworker, anyone who cares this much about an office chili cook-off may not have their priorities in order. It seems like no one here is that great of a person, but such it is in the cut-throat world of office chili cook-offs. For some office stuff, here's a twitter thread about an umbrella that locked out an entire company for days, and here are funny office notes.

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Two Sentence Horror Stories Of Chilling Scariness Levels


A collection of spooky two sentence horror stories that creeped people out on Reddit.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of especially spooky two sentence horror stories. There was no time wasted in making sure these two sentence horror stories got as spooky as possible. Gotta appreciate when people are able to escalate the horror in the matter of a couple of sentences. 

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Tagged: horror , scary , wtf , spooky , creepy , Reddit , weird

Disappointing Moments Of Pure Facepalm


A collection of moments from the world's morons that made us facepalm.

The stupid runs deep in these moments of pure and unadulterated facepalm. Some people just lack that sweet thing called common sense, and unfortunately seem to have the most to say on social media. From there the rest of the world's left puzzled, and helpless to not bring palm to face. 

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Tumblr Thread Theorizes Why Tiny Dogs Can be Yappy Bitey Nightmares


Tumblr theory explains why little dogs can be so terrible.

The general idea here that if a dog is so small that it can be picked up, and never taken seriously, little dog owners have no reason to actually train them. Tumblr gets down some interesting pet rabbit holes (pun sort of intended), like the history of how cats became domesticated, or this take-down of fake service dogs.

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Employee Gets Collectible Can Of Coke For Secret Santa, Drinks It


Employee gets gifted a very old collectible can of Coke for Secret Santa, and they proceed to drink it.

This employee was gifted a very old can of Coke that definitely sounds like it was a sugary toxic waste dump. And like any rational human being, they decided to drink it. The good news here is that they somehow didn't get sick from the 35-year-old can of Coke. Definitely didn't see things going that way. 

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Tagged: employee , job , soda , askreddit , tifu

Eye-Confounding Images of Weird Perspective


Optical illusions made from images of confusing perspective.

Your brain works so hard and so fast to make sense of everything that it takes in that a small shift in perspective can totally confuse you for a second. The double-taking confusion and amusement of finally figuring out an eye-defying image make these worth looking at. So get ready for some strange perspective to give your brain a workout.

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Casino Dealer Takes Revenge On Jerk Gambler


Casino dealer takes revenge on a jerk gambler who was cheating on his wife.

The house always wins. When are folks ever going to learn? This jerk blackjack player learned a much needed lesson in treating others with respect, and above all else, not cheating on your wife! What a scumbag. Fortunately, someone was around that was ready to deliver some karma his way. 

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Flat Earther Claims They've Disproven Gravity


The fact that this flat earther believes they've disproved gravity in the matter of 3 minutes has us deeply concerned. This is just getting flat out ridiculous. 

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Professor Tries To Dismiss Student With Visual Impairment


Professor tries to dismiss a student with a visual impairment, and the student makes sure they see the door.

This professor tried and failed to dismiss a student for her visual impairment. So, the student proceeded to secretly record the professor and ended up getting them barred from their field for life. Definitely a successfully executed revenge against what sounds like a terrible professor. 

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American Issues That People Are Too European To Understand


A collection of AskReddit replies to American issues that people are too European to fully understand.

Someone on AskReddit asked for Europeans to share those American issues that they quite simply, can't understand. From things like drinking/not drinking the tap water, to more complex issues like the healthcare system, this stirred up quite the interesting discussion on American issues in general. 

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Soul-Crushing Story Captures Working In An Office


Employee tells an incredibly depressing story about daily life working in the office.

This green text story really brings on the melancholy. Anonymous gets into the nitty and gritty details of what life is like while going about the grind of working in an office. Whether it's dealing with passive aggressive "warm regards" emails from co-workers, or just trying to login to your computer. The office life ain't easy. 

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Parent Wants to Regift Kids Their Old iPads


Parent asks people on Reddit whether or not they're a jerk for regifting tablets on Christmas.

This parent asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were being a jerk for regifting the iPads to their kids, after having already taken them away. The consensus on this one is pretty divided. Some people think it's a bad idea, and a cheap way to get out of gift-giving. While others think it's totally fine, and that the kids will be absolutely stoked to get their iPads back. 

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Service Members Share Their Worst Military Wife Stories


Service members share their worst military wife stories on an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked for service members to share the worst of their "military wife" stories. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with brutal acts of infidelity. These are just plain old sad. We hope the service members affected by these cheaters have moved on and found people to treat them better in life. 

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Dumb Design Failures That Don't Quite Cut It


Design fails, stupid construction mistakes and funny accidental signs.

Stuff lie this makes us think we'd be pretty good at designing signs and clothes. Maybe it's harder to do well without ending up with stupid design failure? The fact remains, the world is completely filled up with really not good signs and designs, and it seems like a whole lotta people out there aren't doing their job.

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Twitter Users Share Their Best Takeaways From Therapy


A collection of tweets from people sharing their best takeaways from therapy.

Twitter users are sharing their most helpful takeaways from their therapists, in an effort to help other people that might need some tips on how to navigate the various stresses of life. We're all in this together. It's remarkable what kind of help a few relatable pointers from a therapist can provide. 

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