Thursday, November 3, 2016

Sometimes in Parenting You Have to Be an Asshole, These are Not Those Times


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Twitter Users Share Amazing "Facts" About What Was Going on in the World Last Time the Cubs Won the World Series


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Of course, after the most recent win they should probably update that sentence.

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Girl Leaves Passive Aggressive Note for Her Neighbors to Stop Having Crazy Loud Sex, and They Have the Best Response


Cocky Office Worker Refutes His Office's Energy Poster Using Mad Math Skills


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Earlier this week Twitter user, Niall shared a poster about saving energy that was hung in his office.

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PSA of the Day: Vape Life Becomes Near Vape-Death Experience When E-Cig Explodes


Think your vape pen is safer than smoking a cigarette? Think again.

This young gentleman, probably out for a fun night with friends, thought his choice to join the vape life would be a carefree entry into doing cool vapor tricks and wearing a fedora. Little did he know that his night was about to get explosive.

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This security cam footage shows what we already presumed, a man vaping near a car and looking cool and not at all ridiculous with his e-cigarette that looks like a cross between a Men in Black neuralizer and that Doctor Who wand. Everything’s going fine, until he pops that pen back in his pocket, and, well, it all goes up in smoke after that.

Thankfully, the man appears to dance his way out of it. Next time, he might not be so lucky. 

Let this be a lesson to you: if you’re going to vape, make sure you wear some flame retardant clothes that look like this:

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The Holiday Music Storm Has Started


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If this is giving you mildly annoyed feelings already, you'll want to check out these.

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Foolish Cleveland Fan Opts for the Premature 'Champs' Tattoo, and the Internet Is Here to Smack Him With Instant Regrets


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Let this be a lesson to us all...probably not the best move to celebrate the win of your favored team in the World Series with a tattoo, if they haven't actually won yet.

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Country Music Fans Can Be Some of the Most Appreciative and Insulting


Cold One of the Day: Grandfather Cracks Open 32-Year-Old Beer After Cubs Win the World Series


Grandfather Opens 32-Year-Old Beer After Cubs Win the World Series

It's been a big night for Cubs fan, who ended a 108-year losing streak to win the World Series against the Cleveland Indians. They're probably thirsty. Thirsty for old beer, that is. 

Ending a streak of his own, this grandfather finally opened a beer that he put in the fridge 32 years ago with a mental note "slam this bad boy when the Cubs win the the World Series." Let's just say, nothing makes a man thristier than their team winning the Fall Classic — thirstier for old beer, that is. 

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The chickens came home to roost — or the Cubs came home to roost or something —  last night, and he popped the top on this three-decade old Coors Banquet. Complete with pull-style tab can, the beer in question does not even fizz when he pours it into his proud Cubs mug. Reports say that the beer "smells like hell" and probably shouldn't be drunk. 

The family heard those reports, too. It smelled so bad that they wouldn't even let him drink it. After all, why would anyone want to celebrate a World Series win — more than a century in the making — in the emergency room because their grandfather was so thirsty for old beer. 

Be a winner, like the Cubs: Don't drink 30-year-old beer. 

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A Fun Way to Find Out Who to Unfriend on Facebook


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This is What it Would Be Like If Congress Was Your Co-Worker


Thanks Chris Pine, ya jerk.

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User Translates the Star Wars Prequels to Chinese... Then Back Again


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A redditor saw fit to translate scenes from the Star Wars Attack of the Clones aka 'Second Gathers: The Duplicate Offensive' to Chinese then back to English again. The results range from weird to oddly encapsulating.

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Two Australian Dudes Tricked a North Korean Golf Tournament Into Thinking They Were a Pro Golf Team


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Be Thankful You Didn't Have to Answer Theses Dumb Client Requests


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