Thursday, December 17, 2020

Young Vin Diesel's Stoked About Street Sharks Toys


Perhaps the best part about this iconic video is that Vin Diesel wasn't acting the entire time. He was just went full Vin. 

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Man Mows Flowers In His Yard, Neighbor Loses It


You know you're in for an unsettling encounter video when the basic premise is that you have one enraged neighbor telling another guy what he can and can't mow in his own lawn. The ending there when she's flashing that devilish grin while brandishing a rake gives off some seriously creepy vibes. 

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Package Thieves And Porch Pirates Get Defeated By Glitter Bomb


Man, there's nothing lower than having the audacity to steal people's packages off their front porches. But alas, people just keep on doing it. Well, this dude has an established reputation at this point for combating all that bullish thievery with ingenious glitter bomb traps. The thieves never see it coming, and it's absolutely glorious. Enjoy this compilation of porch pirates getting their rightful comeuppance. 

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Entitled Neighbor Throws Tantrum Over 15 Dollars


If this was any more money, even 50 bucks, it would make at lease some sense why they wouldn't be able to pay it all back on time. Word on the street is that their dog wasn't even sick. You can really tell people stop wanting to have a productive conversation when they start saying "honey" a lot. It's stupid and weird, but that's the path chosen by entitled people with their audacious demands.

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Text - 12:31 ao 令 M Hey chick can I borrow your Hulu account again I did something and I erased it 9:21 PM Do you happen to have $15 we agreed upon for the internet? Because that's been a while ago that we talked 10:05 PM about it. I will Thursday. Its cool I will just watch my videos...I'll pay you Thursday the 15 1 owe you. 10:09 PM Sounds good, thanks 10:10 PM M Np 10:11 PM I'm not going to guarantee I'll have it because l've got a very sick dog and I got to take him back to the vet M tomorro

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Text - 12:31 ao M 令l Oh and just to let you know I haven't had a TV much it's been in the pawn shop I just browse when the other day and I just now got it set up but it's okay I still pay you $15 10:14 PM Yep times are hard, I understand, hence needing 10:16 PM the $15. M Yeah well I didn't use it that much but you'll get paid if I have it after I take my dog to the back cuz my dogs a little bit more important than the internet was that I didn't use I don't know why you got to do this yet but it

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Text - 12:32 ao M You know I don't understand s*** I guess I never will I guess I need to start writing down everything I give somebody from now on cloths, food,and everything else. I guess instead of giving it away I need to try to sell it to them. 10:41 PM I am doing what now? ,look at everything you texted. You're overreacting because I am asking for money that you agreed upon. I never asked for food and clothes for the internet. We 10:41 PM agreed on money Monday, December 14, 2020 M Since y

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Text - 12:40 a0 A but you know what I'm done have a good one you ain't getting to me you ain't going to piss me off see ya!!! 12:04 PM Oh honey, I knew you weren't going to keep your word the second you started 12:11 PM overacting last night. M Oh but honey you don't know me at all I was going to pay you but you know what I'm having my own hooked up on Wednesday so it don't matter you want to be that no I won't pay you way 12:37 PM M I wasn't overreacting at all I was concerned about my dog I wa

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Text - barbancourt5star 1.2k points · 2 days ago I swear, I love when people bring absolutely nothing to the table, but then threaten you with taking away that nothing. EchoPerson14 I can give you exposure 470 points · 2 days ago It's so funny. It's like Alright, wel| I'm going to stop using your internet. Like they wanted them to use it in the first place.

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Text - Rajastoenail 531 points · 2 days ago Falling out of speaking terms with this person is well worth £15

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Text - thatburghfan 304 points · 2 days ago This story is perfect. You were never going to get that money, there would always be some reason why. I've met people like this and strangely enough in their minds, they are doing nothing wrong. Something came up, obviously that is more critical and you should understand that. Now if you get mad about it, well, now obviously YOU are the problem here. And in their mind, they are fully justified in not paying because of YOUR behavior. You might think som

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Road Rager Tailgates Calm Driver, Calm Driver Baits Them Into Traffic Light


Nothing quite sucks like realizing you have an inconsiderate, bad tempered driver tailgating you. It can be a bit of a panic-inducing experience. From that realization though, you can either play nice or take a good old petty revenge like this driver did. They clearly kept their wits about them, and successfully baited the road rager right into a humbling traffic light. Sounds like the dude was not the least bit stoked. Hopefully he learned some kind of lesson in the process, but it doesn't seem likely. Check out another time that a driver taught a road rager a lesson over here

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Blue - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/ValidatedQuail • 5d 1 3 2 8 1 Swerving to keep ahead of me? Mkay, have fun at the light. So l'm driving in a major city on a road that is always a bit busy. I'm entering onto the highway and need to merge into the lane. In my area, common sense when merging is "Let one in front, one behind." Like a zipper, if that makes sense. Nice and efficient, everybody's happy.

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Text - At least, everyone except this one guy in a black Mercedes. Dumbass steps on the pedal to try and get ahead of me. I was already halfway in the lane when he started to floor it, and the left lane was congested at this particular spot. Slows down with maybe 2-3 feet between us, and has the audacity to lay on his horn. After about a mile of tailgating me, he finally gets ahead of me, which, you know, who tf in their right mind cares? The road ahead of us is much more open at this point, I t

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Text - So I bide my time, knowing that ahead of us is an exit to a massive intersection between two of the major highways in the city. This exit pretty commonly has a cop in the area where it branches off. Not a speed trap, necessarily, as the cop is completely visible to all (this is important) and this particular spot has a higher rate of collisions. As we approach, I get into the right hand lane as if l'm going to exit. Predictably, this idiot follows suit. I stay in the lane until the very l

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Text - As I continued on my merry way, I looked to my right to see a grown ass man in his mid-30s screaming his ass off, face lookin like ripe tomato. I laughed in a more exaggerated manner than was necessary while staring him down and flipped the bird until I was well past. Wonder how it felt, spending all that money on a nice car only to get outsmarted by someone over a decade younger in a shitmobile. If by some miracle this dude is reading this, not exactly sure what you expected (also get th

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Extra Cringe Moments From The Land Of Cringetopia


Sometimes you need to take a deep and emboldened dive into the world of unapologetic cringe to remind yourself that it can always get a bit worse. The fascinating thing about cringeworthy content as well is that it's one of those strange things where you pretty much hate to look at it, but also can't stop. Like it gets under your skin in the worst of ways. 

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Technology - garfiied TYPE GARFIELD WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED 5.3K 23 3.5K 5.1K Karma Silverwind @Karmakat01 Dec 9 SINCE I can type without even watching my keyboard due to training, and being a novelist. I wouldn't call that a challenge.sorry. lol O 30 000 23 16 116 The Jolly Party of Animal Crossing @CommunistPrtyAC 000 Replying to @Karmakat01 and @Garfield WOAH you spelled Garfield really wrong

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Sleeve - Imagine spending 7 years in college to become a lawyer and your client shows up to court like this. 69 THE AT THY

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Text - DEden DANK @PodierEden The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags. free ronaldinho ® @yshealthy and go where? You can't even afford half rent

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Motor vehicle - You are not here This is a cartoon FlatEarth101.com EARTH Is ECELAT

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Text - Nobody's more stubborn than a Android person that won't switch to iPhone.

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Screenshot - %3D males 19h 6. who cheats more? boys or girls? Show this thread 3:31 · 23 Nov 20 · Twitter for iPhone %3D multiple times 5 19h 10. ever cheated before? Show this thread 3:33 · 23 Nov 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Atmosphere - ahrole I wonder how cool it would be if someone was in the middle of these halves Whever is in the middle of day and night must be thinking this is crary. Cure mesponoer What do Thave to do to live right in the division between night and day? For those who live right in the middle of that line, is it going to be afternoon forever? Imagine being in a place half day and half night Look how crazy it is to the person who lives right in the middle, gets out at night and goes to the day r

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Text - I was at Starbucks with Aiden (who is 4 years old) today, and Lil Pump was playing in the radio. Aiden went and deadass told the barista to switch to some eminem because "all new music is so dumb nowadays". All other customers started clapping and cheering when rap god started playing and Id never been so proud. The barista even gave us our drinks for free to thank for business advice

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Text - Ellen DeGeneres O @TheEllenShow 200 years in the future... "Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378?| need it to preorder my PS6." 1:43 AM · 22 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App 1,157 Retweets 6,659 Quote Tweets 18.7K Likes

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Chin - 59:58 GIANT CHEESE STUFFED CHEETO • Mukbang & Recipe 1.7M views · 4 months ago • 51% T UST WATED 23:13 I'm Going Vegan 1M views · 6 months ago • 34%

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Atmosphere - For everyone asking wtf my problem is and why I'm so mean. I'm an Aries

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Text - NZXT NZXT @NZXT people who play on a prebuilt console 7:00 AM · 05 Dec 20 · Twitter Web App 95 Retweets 214 Quote Tweets 2,505 Likes 27 12h Replying to @NZXT Don't you sell prebuilt PC's? 8 27 2 402 NZXT O @NZXT · 12h NZXT we sell custom pre-configured gaming computers 34 27 5 93

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Text - sidney @Viperous · 1d One of my twitch subs bought me the PS5 and THREE 3090s ROG STRIX GRING GEFORCE RTX OC EV3A EV3A 2,761 273,893 30.4K Enamul EzazTM @EnamulEzaz Replying to @Viperous Mf did all that to be called "One of my twitch subs" 14:40 · 8/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - e O 30 Awards We did it reddit YouTube O @YouTube · 1d We want to know: this year, what videos did you watch on repeat? #ThislsHow 1,647 27 531 7,931 Ethan @edma06RBLX · 1d This one about the cute puppy youtu.be/ j5a0jTc9S10 162 27 1,194 14.4K YouTube O @YouTube · 1d Did you just... rickroll YouTube 167 27 2,064 14.3K Ethan @edma06RBLX · 1d OH MY GOD I FUCKING DID IT 275 27 361 8,384

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Advertising - 18:57 Destroying Morgz PS4 & Buying Him 100 New PS5's.. ($50,000) Morgz · 688K views · 1 week ago ONY

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Text - A guy asked me out today and I told him "no", but I wanted him to try harder. Why didn't he try again? Ron Rule, CEO @ As Seen On TV Answered Feb 3 A girl asked me what I wanted for lunch and I said “pizza", but I really wanted steak. Why did she bring me pizza? Do you see how stupid that question sounds? That's how your question sounds.

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Font - It's so attractive when a guy isn't afraid to open up and be emotional. Takes maturity to do this though (imo) LIS4VPIA @lisabaduola To hear a man vent is so beautiful. 8/11/17, 4:52 PM The last time a guy cried over me l literally had to force myself to think sad thoughts to stop myself from laughing in his face. 3/29/18, 10:38 PM 326 Retweets 2,014 Likes

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Confusing Images to Inspire Some Double Takes


Just a small change of perspective and we've got people with dog faces, giant seagulls and magic disappearing stairs. Double take moments of optical weirdness occur all the time. t's like your brain doesn't follow its own rules. They start to fall apart when it comes to eye-confusing moments of double-takery.

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Eyewear - Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back @lxwie Fucking hell, thought there was a parrot on your shoulder

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Black - 8:21 1 l LTE O New people seen Nest Today, 8:19 PM Front Door 2 of 3 Do you know this person? NO YES

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Comfort

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Rock

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Hair

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Human

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Bird

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Dog breed

9. The hidden iPad

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10. lil' arm

Hair

11. Cookie monster is in there

Art - TO CAOROT

12. Impressive wax

Pole

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Carnivore

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Road

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Human body

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Gas - CINEMABORG SHARP CATY

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Brown

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Finger

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Winter

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Floor - nouveau

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Arm - 300

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Brown

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Wood - CRESTED BUTTE BRECK COLORADO WHOMING BLONDI BEARDS ............. EAST KTO Da SOWE PEAK Colorado Ats Canon

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Wood - 산의초동학교 하님을 여는 우리들

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Groom Does Borat Impression During Vows, Bride Melts Down


This sounds like such a comically dramatic situation with the bride having a full-fledged meltdown that it's kind of hard to believe it's real life. Especially cause it sounds like the dude was kind of incepted with the idea from her before he followed through on it. But hey, some things are better left as just ideas. There's a time and place for everything. Was he in the wrong for the Borat impression, or is everyone just kind of acting out of line here? You be the judge. For some more juicy wedding drama, check out the most entitled bridezillas of 2020

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Text - AITA for making my wife cry at our wedding? Title sounds bad but hear me out. My (25M) newly wed wife (32F) and I both love the Borat movies. We were thrilled when the new one came out during the pandemic. This happened while we were re-planning our winter wedding to accommodate local COVID guidelines (10 close friends/family all masked). My wife's favorite line in Borat is when he says "MY WIIFFEEEE!" and I jokingly said how pissed would you be if I said that during our wedding. She then

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Text - So of course, I did it. I had normal vows until the very end when I said "I'm so excited to start this journey with MY WIIIIIFFEEEE!" Everyone was silent for a moment except for my brother who burst out laughing. My wife was NOT having it. She started sobbing and stormed off. She literally locked herself in the bathroom while her mom was trying to console her. My wife and her mom kept saying I ruined her whole special day. Her dad and sister were also angry but when I told them how she ke

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Text - I apologized but she stayed pissed. Suffice to say, the wedding ended on a sour note. She stayed with her parents while I went back to our apartment. I thought I would make her laugh and make the day memorable. AITA? 832 168 ↑, Share

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Text - Nightmare_Gerbil • 9h INFO: When you say she "dared" you to say it, did she laugh and say, "I dare you!" or did she say, "Don't you dare." There's a big difference. Reply 177 5 ...

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Text - WebbieVanderquack • 12h • His Holiness the Poop [1056] ESH, although l'm always dubious about these stories where the wife instantly dissolves into sobs and locks herself in the bathroom. It sounds like an adolescent boy's idea of how adult women function. Q Reply 4 2.9k ...

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Text - jimmyjimjimboso • 13h • Partassipant [3] NTA She told you to do it several times, I don't know what she expected + Reply 1 477 ...

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Text - ObservantOwler • 12h • Partassipant [1] NTA. She's blowing it wayy out of proportion. How does that "ruin" the entire special day? Her reaction ruined the day. Like, I hate to say it to anyone when they're feeling bad, but she needed to lighten up and go with the flow. Reply 1 370 3 ...

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Text - hallo181818 • 12h • Partassipant [1] ESH.. ish. She sucks for continuing to pressure you to make the joke during your wedding and getting upset when you followed through. I don't know what she expected. You only kind of suck. Obviously you did what you thought she wanted, but I think maybe the joke could've been set at a different time where it would've been more appropriate, like the reception. I guess she expected the whole "I fucking dare you dude. I dare you." to be communicated as "p

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Text - Smeli_meli2 • 11h I laughed out loud at this. Somehow I can't help but wonder if this is a troll. If not l'd say NAH. I don't think you're an asshole. I think you thought she'd find humor and make it an inside joke. I wouldn't consider her an AH. I think of you could write her a sweet love note expressing all you feel for her. That might go over well. Maybe even plan a romantic night and say it to her. It won't fix the wedding, but it will let her know you love her and can be serious. Rep

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Text - its-a-username11 • 12h NTA but y'all really need to work on your communication skills because this entire situation could have been avoided. Reply 1 23 ...

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Text - evaluateempirical • 13h ESH. Clearly neither of you can communicate. Are you even ready to be in a relationship? Q Reply 4 17 3 ...

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Text - whateverisnttaken22 • 12h • Partassipant [1] NTA that was something she clearly could've put a stop to immediately but instead ensured that it happened. She ruined her special day, not you Reply 1 7 3 ...

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Text - Bloberis • 12h • Partassipant [2] YTA for ending on the joke These are your wedding vows, you're supposed to be expressing your everlasting love for your spouse. It's totally okay to include a joke, but you can't end on a joke. When you end on a punchline, that means everything before was just the setup Reply 1 11 ...

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Text - Billy_SHPOS • 11h • Partassipant [2] NTA. Don't dare someone to do something if you don't want them to do it, even if you think they're kidding. # Q Reply 4 3 ...

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Text - wasdqe0 • 12h NTA.I have heard multiple times that when a girl tells you to do something she means the opposite I heard that at like 5 and thought it was a joke,but apparently it's real. E Q Reply 1 -1 ...

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Text - wetarsepeeword • 35m ESH. You were egged on, but if you know her enough to marry her, you maybe should've known her sense of humor enough to know she'd hate it. She's acting childish, it's a wedding, not a funeral. Reply 1 Vote + ...

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Text - harliquin13 · 8h NTA play stupid games win stupid prizes O Reply 1 2 ...

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