Saturday, April 6, 2019

A Couple's Rules For Marital Success In 6 Tweets


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Apparently you need to read this is you're married OR single. Twitter users seem to be connecting with what Ryan Stephens is putting across. And a whole lot of that centers on the relationship you hold with your partner as being a thing of teammates and not "soulmates." 

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Girl Thinks She Got Her Uber Driver While Guy Thinks He Got His Hooker


Always double check that the car is your Uber driver! Now, sit back and witness the panicked moment that Twitch Streamer, Caroline Burt, gets a call from her Uber driver who's trying to locate her....while she's already in a car! 

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A Quick Satisfying Story About An Accidental Snapchat And Unexpected Prank


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This Snapchat story takes an unexpected turn when the guy who thinks he's finally caught his best friend in the middle of a careless fail, ends up being the one who gets pranked! Gotta love it. Think this might be the last time he pulls it off though. Gotta be careful when sending snaps! 

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Lustful Guy Goes Full Try Hard Mode On His Tinder Match


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Sometimes, you've gotta pull all the stops and make all the presentations when you believe you've right swiped on the one. This guy didn't hold back, and it looks like his approach is working wonders for him. Let it be a lesson to us all. If you're gonna go, go all out! A rare Tinder win, amidst what's usually a field day of Fails, whenever we check in on things over there. 

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Dazed Cheating Boyfriend Gets Confronted By His Girlfriend And Side Chick


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This dude was NOT ready for it. In this case, we're talking about a cheating, allegedly manipulative scoundrel of a boyfriend who finds himself getting called out by his girlfriend AND side chick. Queue the cringe, and let it ride. 

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A Satisfying Twitter Thread Celebrates The Times Customers Were NOT Right


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"The customer is always right", they said. No, no they're not. Sometimes they are impossibly far from being right. Sometimes they are buried deep in a rabbit's hole of their own stubborn self-encouraged delusion. The following Twitter thread celebrates the times the customers were wrong, and actually forced to confront that fact. 


If you're feeling like more customer service content, check out these memes that capture the soul-grinding struggle of working retail, here!

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Martial Arts Academy Masterfully Shuts Down Helicopter Parents' Review


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The BEST way to deal with helicopter parents right here. 

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Karen The Crazy Choosing Beggar Insults Housecleaner Trying To Pay Her Kid's Medical Bills


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Karen needs to check herself ASAP. When you encounter a professional housecleaner who's running an absolutely reasonable price on a luxurious service, and for their sick kid, you do NOT act up like a foolish choosing beggar. 

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Impressed Employee's Story About The Power Of His Coworker's Clipboard Will Make You Smile In Disbelief


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"What about Bob?..." This guy's coworker named Bob figured out how to play the system. And he did so for 15 years! Never underestimate the power of a clipboard, and what it can do for you when you're trying to look busy. That being said, Bob is the real MVP. 

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20 of the Strangest Things Drive-Thru Employees Have Heard over the Mic


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TIL they can still hear you when you're not ordering. Here are some wondrous tales from both sides of the microphone about the inherent weirdness of sitting in your car asking a box for your dinner. Well, people say stupid things when they're hungry. We know full well that drive-thrus can get strange.

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Billy Ray Cyrus Reignites Old Town Road Meme With The Help Of Lil Nas X


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Lil Nas X just re-released Old Town Road with Billy Ray Cyrus, and country music will never the same. The memes are hot and full of humor. This re-release comes after Billboard removed Lil Nas X's "Old Town Road" from their Hot Country songs chart. 

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31 Cringe-Inducing Moments of Regrettable Behavior


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People are embarrassing, they make dumb mistakes, and they actively do crappy things with prodigiously low levels of self awareness. Luckily for everyone else, they document all of it. For some more jaw dropping cringey-ness, check this out.

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29 Regretful People Share Their Cringe-Tastic Worst First Dates


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First dates typically have some awkward moments, but these ones really take the cake and get it all over your clothes. So drink in these awkward moments and be glad for any social grace you already possess. Terrible dates like this happen all the time.

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20 Parents Share Their Biggest Fails When Raising Kids


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Many parents are just trying to fail as little as possible. These parents shared their biggest fails from when they were struggling through the occasionally beautiful grind of raising kids in this wild world. Maybe these will serve to make any other parents out there feel better about the lingering sting of their biggest mistakes. 

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