Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Man Manages To Make Royal Guard Laugh


It's all fun and games until the Queen herself gets involved. Then things go from 0 to 100. 

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Guy's Skyrim NPC Impersonation Is Ridiculously On Point


Just when you think you might be ready for this guy's impressive Skyrim impersonation he goes and glitches on top of that chair in such a way that it's really too perfect for words to describe. Dude's got mad skills. 

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Woken Up Rattlesnake Is Menacing as Heck


It probably goes without saying that it's a bad idea to disturb a rattlesnake. What's amazing is how quickly this innocuous situation turns into a moment of stomach-dropping, primal fear. All those flags make a little more sense now.

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Woman's Roommate Refuses To Buy Toilet Paper, Woman Hides Toilet Paper In Her Room


Cheap and entitled roommates can be a real handful. You'll end up in unfortunate scenarios where you have roommates who think they're getting away with stealing your food, or even cases where they simply refuse to pitch in for essential things like utility bills. In this case, we have a woman dealing with a roomie who won't pitch in for toilet paper. So, seemingly naturally she decides to hide that tp from her roomie until the roommate gets the wakeup call. Some folks just need you to give it to them. 

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Font - 1 2 1 @ 3 AITA for hiding toilet paper in my room? | (24F) have lived with my roommate (25F) for about 6 months now. In that time, she has NEVER bought us toilet paper, tissues, or paper towels. Before moving in together, we agreed that we would each take turns buying these supplies. Every time we run out, I politely remind her that it is her turn to buy, as I have bought it every time. She always comes up with some excuse that she forgot, has no time to shop, etc. So, I begrudgingly alwa

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Font - I've recently started asking her to pay for half, but she declines to because apparently I don't buy "the correct brand." (I buy an off-brand, because l'm 24 and on a budget. Also, wtf.) She always says she'll just buy the better brand rather than pay me, but never does. Yesterday, we ran out again. She was home all day, and I went off to work. When I got home, I saw that she had gone grocery shopping for herself. I walk into the bathroom. Still no toilet paper. I decided to go buy some a

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Rectangle - She hasn't responded to me. I know this seems juvenile, but I really find the whole situation unfair. If my toilet paper isn't good enough for her, she is more than able to buy her own. 4 2.0k 199 ↑, Share

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Rectangle - Vought4Nought · 3h • Asshole Enthusiast [6] 3 3 Awards NTA You've tried to get her to play fair, she's created this situation, she can sort out her own shit. E 6 Reply ↑ 2.5k ...

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Organism - Spunkei · 3h · Partassipant [1] NTA. This post made me snort, lol. 10/10 approve of this pettiness. Sometimes the best way to learn how to grow up, is to have no other choice. ETA: Also laughable that your TP isn't "good enough" for her to help pay for, but it's good enough for her to use? Yeah, okay. G Reply 1 1.0k 3 ... +

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Font - Tkat113 · 3h NTA. This is often a common tactic with roommates. If they dont replace the TP on a rotational basis you keep your own stock. G Reply 1 353 •..

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Font - redditstrangernstuff • 3h That's the only way to do it. She's cheaping out. And lazy. With things like Amazon there is just no need for this. Let her go without. She needs to suffer for a bit to realize how ridiculous she's being. Also pls total up how much you've spent so far and give her a bill. NTA. G Reply 436 ...

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Handwriting - Edemamee · 3h • Partassipant [4] NTA. I think this is actually a good way to get her to realize she's going to have to get off her butt and buy some once in a while. G Reply 1 99 ...

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Font - NTA. After the great toilet paper shortage of 2020, I would protect my (any brand) rolls with my life! This is serious stuff! She can be personally responsible for her toilet paper, especially if she requires a specific brand. Keep your stash, and enjoy knowing that you don't have to worry about toilet paper wars anymore. G Reply 65 3 ...

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Smile - throwralco · 3h • Partassipant [1] NTA. She needs to learn how to be a better roommate and contribute. You have given her plenty of chances to rectify this situation. You stand your ground and hide that TP! G Reply 47 3 ...

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Rectangle - Elfere · 2h NTA. l'd had my tooth brush - razor, tooth paste, soap, dish soap, etc etc. When I lived with people liked this. Oh. Don't leave any towels you like around either. Or theyll wind up with brown stains on them. Cause people like that are literal dirty assholes. G Reply 1 35 ...

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Rectangle - lightyagamisupremacy · 3h NTA - god knows how long she would've kept this up. and the fact that she had the audacity to not pay you even half for 'buying the wrong brand' is absurd. she's more than capable of buying her own? some people are just lazy G Reply 1 8 ...

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Rectangle - curlyhair_browneyed · 3h NTA. You are not her caretaker. Squirrel away the toilet papers please! G Reply ...

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Smile - CommanderOfCheese45 · 3h · Partassipant [1] NTA. You're both adults, you should both be more than capable of handling the responsibility of buying your own damn toilet paper. G Reply 5 3 ...

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Font - Beneficial-Soft-3492 · 2h NTA She created this problem - now she can solve it Reply 1 3 + ...

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Rectangle - Sunny_sailor96• 1h • Partassipant [3] NTA. I had the same problem with my housemates senior year of college except I am terrified of any conflict so I just kept buying the toilet paper and silently stewing. Good on you for actually doing something about it. G Reply 1 2 ...

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Font - ScaryPearls · 43m • Partassipant [1] NTA - I had a very similar roommate situation once. She decided she was going to do some kind of "challenge" related to poverty awareness and live on less than $1 a day. Which, fine, you do you. But if you're just using food and supplies bought by other people, l'm not sure you're having the real poverty experience. I tried to no avail to explain purchasing power parity to her but ended up just keeping my toilet paper and snacks in my room. Reply Vote

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Font - ChangeMyMind204 · 25m NTA, frankly I wish you'd went with her approach and told her not to worry as you are going to get some that night and then just never get any. I wonder how long she'd do without before realising that you aren't buying any to share with her. PS She's probably already hoarding her own supply in her bedroom too. Reply Vote ...

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Twitter Thread: The World's Most Ridiculous Bird Names


This fun Twitter thread from @Stu_Bot3000 runs a quick study on some of the world's silliest bird names. Suffice to say, we had no idea there were these kinds of bird names running amok out there. It's as if some of the folks in charge of naming these birds have some sort of vendetta against birds, because some of these names are just brutal. 

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Bird - Stu Royall ... @stu_bot3000 My favourite species of birds are the ones named by people who clearly hate birds. (thread) O More images Drab seedeater Birds

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Bird - Stu Royall @stu_bot3000 · 2h ... Refuse to believe these are real O More images A More images Spangled drongo Smew Birds Birds Perplexing scrubwren A More images Birds -rumped bush tyrant

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HR And Recruiters Share Job Candidates' Biggest Mistakes


This enlightening AskReddit thread about job candidates' biggest mistakes during the hiring process can basically serve as a guide for anyone going through the hiring process themselves, on what to absolutely avoid at all costs. Trying to lock down a new gig can be a grueling endeavor, and certainly one marked by errors that you don't even know you're making in the first place. So, take some of this knowledge with you for the next time you're trying to get a new job. And if this thread got you going, check out another recent thread we ran about the biggest red flags that people got during the hiring process

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Font - Seemose • 9h 3 1 Award I was interviewing someone who had previously worked at the American embassy in his home country. The language barrier was very difficult and he was having a tough time with the interview. Part way through, he showed me some certificates he received from the embassy job, as awards for good work. The conversation then went like this: Me: Can you tell me the story about some of these awards? Him: Huh? Me: l'd like to know why you received these awards. Maybe you can p

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Font - mkaibear • 10h 2 Awards Friend of a friend (call him Bob for short) got a job despite not being the best "qualified" candidate. Down to the final two for a teaching job, there was Bob who was a solid, unremarkable candidate. Clearly good enough for the role but nothing special about him.as a candidate... and then there was Charlie. Charlie was an absolute rock star teacher. Won awards, young dynamic and driven, outstanding teaching demo, just the nicest guy who had glowing references. The

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Font - wivsi • 10h 3 2 Awards Had a guy who was a little rough but was looking quite promising for a design role. He blew it with me by saying "I'll turn this company around in 6 weeks" and a few more comments along those lines with a theme of "you are currently messing it up". This is a small successful company. I wanted him to fit in, not "turn us round". G Reply 1 4.7k 3 ...

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Rectangle - lamstillalice · 11h 1 Award When I worked in a bank as a manager, one internal candidate I interviewed put her finger in front of my face while I was talking and said" I'm gonna stop you right there" . I went with the other person who didn't put their finger to my face G Reply 1 5.4k 3 ...

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Font - nashidau • 11h 3 1 Award So many: making comments about getting into an employees skirt as they walked past (also how to get reported to HR before even getting the job). explaining how they took copies of all the companies code home. explaining how they used to work two jobs at once, pretending to work for one from home • explaining how they program games for their playstation with notepad... While being interviewed by programmers for a sales role •telling the interviewer that the problem

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Font - reverendmalerik • 7h Had a guy literally SPRINT out of the building. I wasn't the interviewer, I am a web developer, but as we were trying to hire a second developer I was asked to prepare some basic web development questions. These were not hard. These were absolute bare basics babies first code stuff. This guy came in, started interviewing and was apparently doing okay, not fantastic but enough to keep him in consideration. Then he saw that we had a test and he apparently grabbed his ba

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Font - Zem_42 · 10h I worked for a big, well known company and we were recruiting interns straight out of college. The questions are more of a get to know you questions, rather than actual knowledge of the work or experience. The company actually gave us a paper with some example questions, like the one below, that we could ask if we ran out of ideas. So it's going pretty well, very bubbly, chatty girl and I have impression she would fit the team. Until: Me: how do you handle multiple deadlines

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Font - Emmyisme · 12h Telling me you obviously know more than me and that's why I need to hire you for a position I am the direct supervisor for in the most condescending tone l've ever heard in my almost 15 years of my career. Knowing more than me was required - l'm only in charge of this position because I know more than my bosses about it, but we were looking for someone who specialized in that role. The attitude of "I'm obviously better than you" was not required, and lost him the second int

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Rectangle - Ashilta • 9h A guy turned up where I worked oxne for an interview and started giving the receptionist grief because the interviewer was running late. It clearly wasn't her fault and it was entirely unacceptable. The interviewers didn't even bother, just invited him to leave. G Reply 259 •..

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Rectangle - rusalkarusalka · 13h During my first management gig I was sifting through resumes for an internship program we had and one of the candidates printed her resume on pink glittery paper and sprayed it with perfume. I didn't even look at her resume. To this day they probably still find glitter on that desk.

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Font - kplatinum777 · 10h I'm not in HR, but I have conducted many, many interviews. For me, it's when candidates divulge what is clearly sensitive information on the part of their existing/previous employer. Don't tell me about how your company is getting ready to release a disruptive new Saas product, even though it hasn't been announced yet. Have some discretion. It means they're a liability, and would continue to be so under our employ. Likewise, it's a "no" from me when I ask a candidate ab

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Font - Dakatos • 15h 3 1 Award Just straight up writing "shreck" onto the contract he was supposed to sign G Reply 564 ...

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Font - shadow125 · 10h I was interviewing an apparently well qualified Senior Project Manager for a major, full time project. She hadn't worked for six months and while that certainly wasn't a deal breaker, I asked "How come you left your last job without another to go to?" She said "Oh had problems with my Manager..." Tiny red flags waving - I asked her to explain... She said, rolling her eyes, "Well he like wanted me to come to work like EVERY day..." I must've looked shocked because she added

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Font - thriftingretail · 6h For a while, I did "secondary" interviews to help out a new store. They'd do the recruiting for candidates and pass on to me the ones they liked best. I'd get some okay results but ONE supervisor had no idea how to shut down a candidate that wasn't suitable. I coached her over and over but she had too soft of a heart (I miss when I had one, pre-retail). This meant I got all kinds of characters. The worst: a candidate who laughed at me. He didn't have an answer for my

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Font - fannyj · 5h Q: On a scale of 1 to 10 how are your C language skills? A: 10 Q: What does i++ do? A: I don't know. G Reply 48 ... +B

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Font - WaterBuffaloGuy • 7h Interviewing for a technical role: "Tell me about a time you took initiative." "I realised our core system had a flaw that could cause the whole company to collapse" "So what did you do about it?" "I told my boss about it" "And then what happened?" "He told me not to worry about it" "So what did you do?" "Nothing, because my boss told me not to worry about it" G Reply 1 64 3 ...

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Font - Westiria123 · 10h I had one dude submit a resume that was: hand written, on crumpled paper that came from a top bound spiral notebook, with frilly edge and all. that went right in the garbage. Probably the one that makes me want to end the interview right away - candidates who brag about their work ethic and punctuality. The ones who tell you they are never late to work, always are. G Reply 90 ...

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Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments Of Incompetence


Half of us couldn't bothered to be better at their jobs, and the other half have been bothered so much about it that we do a bad job out of spite. These "not my job" moments of professional ineptitude are good reminders that nothing's for sure in this crazy world. Toilets get installed backwards and road signs get misspelled. Anything goes when it comes to unprofessional moments of failure.

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