Wednesday, January 23, 2019

11 Stress Headache-Inducing Internet Shopping Fails Where Nothing Went As Planned


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You can feel the frustration in these moments where people had their expectations absolutely shat on. Hopefully none of your potential Black Friday purchases would fit in with this bunch of botched attempts at NOT getting played by online shopping deals. 

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Chinese Principle Teaches Students Mesmerizing Shuffle Dance During Break


I can't set my mind on whether I find this eerie or awesome, or awesome because it's eerie. What's going on here? The organization and timing and rhythm is almost coldly robotic. Either coolest principal ever, or something more ominous is at play below the smiley, joyous surface...

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"Greatest Hits" Twitter Trend Has People Saying the Biggest Clichés About Their Jobs


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With every job comes a slew of misinformation about what it is you do all day. Wouldn't you believe it, Law and Order SVU isn't actually a terrifically accurate depiction of what forensics specialists do all day. Here's a smattering of the dumb conversations people have to have about their jobs.

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Photoshopping Dad Makes His Baby Do Manly Things


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Imgur user and adept Photoshopper bonebowl was able to catch his young son doing some pretty impressive things for a young man his age. 

He says "Our son was born premature 9 weeks early weighing just under 3 lbs. I like to joke that he wasn't premature, he's just advanced.  So I took some pictures of him doing some manly grown-up things."

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19 Distressed Homeowners Share Their HOA Nightmare Stories


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These alarmed and angered and generally distressed homeowners are here to give you all the reasons you never knew you needed, to never join an HOA! Sounds like a jar of nightmares, brimming with psychotic levels of entitlement. And the lack of boundaries is something else. How can you ever feel like you're building your own home, when the HOA pulls stunts like running your bank account dry with questionably legitimate late fees? 

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Angry Pregnant Woman Loses It When She Fails To Scam Artist Out Of Painting For Free


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This angry pregnant woman melted down into a puddle of unwarranted rage, when she learned that pretty paintings from artists trying to make a living, AREN'T FREE. Who'duh thunk it. She tries and fails to get a rise out of the artist, with petty texts that serve as personal attacks on the artist's skills. I wonder if she's busy painting that picture she wanted so bad, herself, instead! Good luck...

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23 Attempts That Got Caught up in a Whirlwind of Failure


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Misfortune follows us throughout our lives. Sometimes you're trying to insult a celebrity. Sometimes you're trying to skip in front of traffic like a douche. Sometimes you're trying to give a person a compliment, create a work of art or fix something to the best of your ability. On all sides of the spectrum, there is failure.

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Shocked Woman's Story About Her Pantless Job Interview Gone Wrong Is Everyone's Worst Nightmare


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This woman's panicked story about showing up to a job interview after a rushed, productive morning is the stuff of nightmarish fever dreams. Seriously. Even then, it makes sense. We get caught up in the motions of our day, and sometimes through that movement we forget to look down and confirm that we are, in fact, carrying said motions out with pants on. I want to take a moment to commend her for returning the coat hanger too. That alone is a green flag for a company considering hiring her! 

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Aggressively Impatient KitchenAid Buyer Gets A Slice Of Justice After Sending Rude Messages


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When the choosing beggar meets your sanely delayed text responses with a blatant and blind disregard for all the sh*t you have going on in your life....let them eat CAKE. This is pure and sweet-tasting justice. Warms the heart really. 

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34 Panicked People Share The Most Nerve-Wracking Moments They Wanted To Escape


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Sometimes you find yourself caught up in the middle of a moment that is edging toward dangerous catastrophe. Maybe your gut instinct kicks in, and adrenaline rushes through your veins, but deep down, you know it is time to get your butt out of wherever you're at! These panicked people found their nerves shot, and escape being the only thing in their minds. 

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Nervous Couple's Wholesome First Date Will Warm Your Cold Soul


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This Twitter user chronicled some young love he stumbled upon in a restaurant on a random Sunday. The couple didn't realize it, but they even had the waitstaff rooting for them.  If you've had a date like this, you may get a blast from the past.

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26 People Share Surprising Industry Secrets That The Outside World Would Be Scandalized To Learn


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There's a lot going on behind the closed doors of a kitchen, judge's office, IT company, etc, that would break down your preconceived notions of how people in a particular industry, operate. Jobs are just that, and the people that work them can be an absolute contradiction to what they perform, professionally, and what they are, on the inside. See for yourself! 

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14 Animals That Made People Wonder What God Was Thinking


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The world we live in is inhabited by things that are so specific, weird and dangerous that it makes you wonder: what was the idea behind that one?  It's pretty clear that if some dude was just sitting in a chair trying to come up with animals, they would run out of good ideas pretty quickly. Here's a collection of funny tweets on the matter.

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