Thursday, May 2, 2019

Lit Guy Mistaking His Keys For His ID Is Everyone On Their Worst Night


Too lit to quit! This guy's on some kind of mission...

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A Hilarious Story On The Funniest Court Case Someone's Ever Seen


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You never know what kind of crazy you might encounter in the middle of a tense court case. They're just ripe for all kinds of unexpected madness and hilarity to break out. This particular court case made for one wild ride! 

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Tom Holland Spoiling Stuff For 4 Minutes Straight


My spidey-senses are tingling, and they're saying that Tom Holland is about to spoil another Marvel movie secret. The dude is the king of spoilers, but we still love him! 

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Throwback Thursday to Thanksgiving '97 When Barney Died


The 1997 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. There had been high winds that caused problems throughout the day. As you can see, the folks holding on the Barney were already having a hard time keeping him under control. As it happens, Barney got caught on a lamppost and suffered a fatal stab wound to the right side. And then, NYPD came in to finish the job

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Sociology Professor's Generation Z Slang Dictionary Goes Viral


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This high school sociology professor out of Lowell Massachusetts is ready to educate the masses on all that wild Generation Z slang! Are you ready for it. 

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Burger King Gets Flame-Broiled On Twitter For Fake Wokeness


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Burger King's getting dragged all over Twitter for their new #FeelYourWay campaign. People are calling the company out for just how much their actions align with what they're putting out in an advertisement; and really, whether the food itself is the thing someone struggling with depression needs. 

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Customer With A Case Of Rage Gets Played In Hilarious Speak To A Manager Story


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This customer with a case of that good old mad-at-the-world rage, got played. Fred is the real MVP, and this was way funnier than I expected it to be. You can't beat that timing. 

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19 Tinder Moments That Reek of Puns and Desperation


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Tinder is a land of people really hoping to make a connection through the use of clever, sometimes unoriginal wordplay, blunt propositioning, and crash-and-burn insults. Seems..fun? For another window into peoples' awful sex lives, here's more funny and sad moments from Tinder.

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36 Pet Owners Share The Weirdest Things Their Pets Expect From Them


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Pets develop quirks and strange habits just like us! They're just trying to make it out here in this bubble of chaos we call life. 

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Some Genius Hacked The Lime Scooter Alarm Audio


I have not laughed this hard in a very long time. This is pure gold. 

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Game Of Thrones' Arya Stark Inspires Newest Viral Internet Challenge


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Consider yourself warned of massive Game of Thrones SPOILERS! Alright, that being said, let's get to it: Game of Thrones got pretty dark the other night. Literally and emotionally and hell, maybe even spiritually. Well, fortunately the internet's stepped up after the monumental face-off between the Night King and Arya Stark, to create a funny viral challenge inspired by the show's character. We can't wait to see what more comes of this!

If you're looking for more fresh Game of Thrones content, check this list of high quality Game of Thrones sh*tposts out.

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Insanely Demanding Woman Wants Person to Watch Her Diabetic Dog for Cheap


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We can't think of a worse pet sitting situation out there. This lady doesn't even promise the small amount of money she offers, deliberately withholds information about the dog's condition until after the sitter would have agreed, and then calls her weak for not wanting to totally derail her life for a hundred bucks. Absolutely phenomenal. We've seen people make insane lists of rules before, like this bride's friend who made a list for a bachelorette party.

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Shaq Threatens To Knock Charles Barkley Out In Viral Clip


This show is more entertaining than the actual games. This is just TOO GOOD. Shaq ain't playing no games. 

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Seller Gets In Eggstreme Bidding War Over Water Cooler


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You read that right, eggs with smiley faces drawn on. It's not every day that you get to see someone sell a water cooler for eggs. And it's even rarer that people up the ante and start a bidding war over it. Out of all the weird and fantastic things we've seen on marketplace, this whole eggschange just makes us so happy.

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The Crazy Tale Of A Fierce Father-Daughter Competition With A Flawless Prank


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Actor and Writer Bridie Connell wrote of her wild multi-year long competition with her father. There were pinches and punches and one amazingly well executed prank! Enjoy the story. 

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Guy Uses Photoshop To Masterfully Toy With A Text Scammer


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Nothing warms our hearts like a scammer absolutely getting it. This hero used his photoshop skills to masterfully toy a scammer into sweet oblivion. A job well done indeed! 

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28 Weird History Facts Revealing We've Always Lived In A Strange World


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You've always been living in a wild and strange world. These historical facts are a blatant reminder to that....

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The Time Stan Lee Authenticated His Own Signature on Pawn Stars


A guy came on the show with a rare find he claimed came from the one and only Stan Lee. To see if it was real, they went to the source. It's charming to see Stan Lee, in very Stan Lee fashion, appreciating his own work. RIP the master of the industry and enricher of millions of lives. Excelsior!

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