Friday, August 16, 2019

Guy Complies with Unfair Printing Fee by Using Every Printer at Once


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It's known that everything about college is way too expensive, but charging a fee for a service that no one will fully use is pretty much stealing. It's like if a company offered coupons for free kicks in the crotch. Who's gonna redeem all of them? Anyway this guy decided he wouldn't make the college waste his money, so he wasted it in a way that he at least had control over. People often come up with solutions to problems foisted on them by large institutions, like this guy who was told he had to work on vacation.

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Mom Calls Out Pizzeria Manager For Shaming Her For Breastfeeding


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A very angry mom, Olivia Cook, went on a bit of a Facebook rant about a pizzeria manager that told her to "cover up" while she was breastfeeding her 2-month-old. No mom wants to find herself in a tight spot, getting shamed, for doing something that's actually legal in all 50 states. 

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25 Funny Marriage Tweets That Hit Close to Home


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They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Woman Flirts With Engaged Officer Who Stops To Help Her Change A Flat Tire


"I should probably stop hitting on you, I'm sorry." This comes after he tells her that he's engaged. What a cringeworthy nightmare. 

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Singer's Toupée Gets Blown Clean Off By Stage Effects


It would be embarrassing if this happened in front of one or two people but this guy managed to get his hair blown clean off during a live performance like a goddamn cartoon. Farruko himself, who had previously denied his baldness, addressed the event on Instagram and was apparently a pretty good sport about it.

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20 Twitter Users Share Their Best "Spoiled Kids Complaints"


Twitter users share their best "spoiled kids complaints."

Twitter users are sharing their best "Spoiled Kids Complaints." The resulting tweets are brimming with insufferable levels of obnoxious entitlement. One of these spoiled kids complaints might remind you of a time when you were waiting in a grocery line, and overheard some whiny brat going on about how they were severely disappointed that they didn't get the "rose gold iPhone" instead of the matte black iPhone, for their birthday last week. 

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25 Weird and Dumb Punishments People Received from Their Parents


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Parenting is difficult. Parents often don't know what they're doing, so they have to figure it out on the fly. We've all had that moment when your parents find out that you've learned a new swear word, and have to deal with the fallout. Some parents will make you put soap in your mouth. Others will send you to your room. Sometimes they just start swearing too, and that's pretty cool. Often parents try to get creative with their punishments. Some are incredibly effective. Some aren't. Other ones are super creepy and cause lasting psychological damage. Anyway, here are weird punishments.

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20 Honest Advertisements Telling The Truth About Their Products


If advertisements told the truth in 20 images.

These refreshing spins on traditional advertisements, show us what it'd look like if ads actually told the truth about why consumers want their product, or what they can expect from using said products. Sometimes you've had a rough go of it and you just want to eat your feelings away with a pint of Ben & Jerry's; or it's been a booze-soaked night of madness and you wound up at Waffle House at 2am cause you're drunk out of your mind. 

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15 Fun Pics of Zookeepers Imitating The Animals They Care For


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Zookeepers have strange and interesting jobs compared to what most of us do all day, so seeing them imitate animals makes us excited but also virulently jealous. Zookeepers at the Minnesota Zoo took photos of themselves as the animals they work with, and it makes us want to look for a job openings at the zoo. Our favorite is the millipede.

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Former Porn Actress Jenni Lee Found Living Homeless In Las Vegas Tunnels


This is just heartbreaking. The underground communities spread throughout Vegas are kind of mind blowing. In this case we see former top porn actress, Jenni Lee (Stephanie Saddora) living underground in tunnels in Las Vegas. 

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26 People Disclose What The "Black Market" Was In Their School


People on AskReddit disclose what the "black market" was in their school.

People are revealing what the "black market" was when they were in school. We've got stories as confusing as an actual "acorns black market", to the more criminal and sketchy black markets that apparently involved illicit substances. 

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20 Server Memes About the Trials and Tribulations of Working in the Service Industry


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It's always a good time for funny work memes to help you survive this cruel world. Anyone who's waited on a table of bastards who tip nothing has a need for some relatable server memes to help you remember that you're not alone. Hell, if you work retail then here are retail work memes. Whether another Karen is breathing down your neck for you not accepting an expired coupon to a different restaurant, or you've just finished your shift and it's your "Friday," get at them work memes.

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20 Tinder Users That Spread Love Or Naughty Banter Around The World


A collection of Tinder profiles that are winning and failing on the dating app.

Tinder is filled to the brim with failed attempts from hopeless romantics. People either seem to use the app to break out the pickup lines they'd never use in real life, or to actually find a meaningful connection. Tinder generally seems to serve as a magnet for immaturity, shamelessness, and naughty banter. But hey, that's also why we love it. 

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Florida Mom Accidentally Locks Her Baby Inside Of A Hot Car, Officer Breaks Window To Save The Day


This panicked mom named Christina Tufford, found herself in a race against the clock after realizing she'd accidentally locked her 10-month-old daughter, Maddie, in the car alongside the keys. The terrifying event took place in Florida, where that sweltering heat can pose a huge health risk, especially when you factor in being trapped inside of a hot car. Ten minutes into this drama, the car's air conditioner shut off, and then temperatures inside of the car really began to rise. 

Fortunately everything works out, and they're able to break open the window to get Maddie out in time. The one lingering question we have though, is how did this end up taking so long? 

Yikes!

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Guy Makes Insultingly Low Offer for Lawnmower So Dude Sends Him to Sears


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It's not uncommon in cases of choosing beggars to send an entitled buyer to pick something up, but in reality send them on en endless wild goose chase. This kind of trolling is typically reserved for the more abusive, entitled, and unobservant people who try to waste other people's time with tactless low-balling.

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Post Office Employee Gets Back At Lying Co-Worker By Quitting On His Honeymoon


Post office employee takes a satisfying revenge on his co-worker by putting in his two week notice for right when he'd planned on taking his honeymoon.

This post office employee's co-worker selfishly and lazily lied his way out of multiple morning shifts, to such an extent that he ended up costing him hard-earned time off. So, post office employee decides to put in his two week notice, and he times his exit for right when lazy lying co-worker "Bill" had planned to take his honeymoon. 

Karma sucks, Bill. 

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19 Shower Thoughts to Repeat at a Party and Pretend You're Profound


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The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.

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