Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Woman Tells Co-Worker She's Going To Steal Desired Baby Name


Woman tells her co-worker that she's going to use the baby name she wants to use, and drama ensues.

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for joking to her co-worker that she'd steal her desired baby name. The general consensus seems to be one suggesting that she is in fact not the asshole in this scenario. 

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A Quick Funny Lesson In Oversharing On Social Media


Twitter user shares a quick and expensive lesson in why it's not good to overshare on social media.

What we have here is a clear and quick story on why it can prove to be a terrible (or amazing) idea to "overshare" on social media. While they might see all the drinks as a problem, others might be more parched, and utterly stoked that you've got people storming you with rounds of drinks and peas. Can't forget the peas. 

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Scammer Old Lady Tries And Fails To Sell Multiple Scams


That lady was on one! She tried and failed multiple scams. To continue trying to push scams after her "unopened power tools" ended up being a box of newspapers was an unreal kind of bold. 

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Weatherman Pronounces Town's Name, "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"


No, the keys didn't get stuck and the editor doesn't have a degenerative nerve disease, that's the name of the town. And this weather guy Liam Dutton pronounces is perfectly. You can tell by the look on his face when he says it that he's bringing the heat.

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Donut Shop Owner Handles Customer's Angry Review Like A Boss


Donut shop owner handle's a customer's angry review with a very graceful approach.

It's moments like this that keep our faith in humanity going. A donut shop owner addressed a customer's angry review with nothing short of pure and unadulterated badassery. It's way easier to be nicer to each other, so let's do it more often! 

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Renters With Horrible Landlords Share Their Stories


A collection of Twitter users share their worst experiences with bad landlords.

Twitter users are sharing their worst experiences with crappy landlords. Landlords have undoubtedly accumulated a notorious reputation for being shady, and taking advantage of renters that aren't ready for their mind games. At least we all have a place like Twitter to bond over the BS landlords put renters through. 

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Literal Jokes and Dumb Puns That Are Technically Accurate


Jokes and puns that are literally correct and technically not wrong.

These jokes may not be actually correct, but they a combination of literally correct and technically not wrong. Under normal circumstances, you'd probably not be provoked to thing about the relative ages of nipples and teeth, or consider the legal benefits of dying, but here we are, in the world ofclever and dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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Papa John's Founder Gets Fire Roasted On Twitter


Papa John's Founder gets dragged all over Twitter after his recent, ridiculous interview.

Papa John's Founder, John Schnatter, is here to warn the world of an approaching day of reckoning. Schnatter's recent bizarre interview features him ranting about eating 40 pizzas in 30 days, when he's not busy warning the world of a day of reckoning, and generally mourning what he sees as a loss of quality pizza from Papa John's.

John Schnatter stopped duties as the face of Papa John's in 2017 after he publicly condemned the NFL over the way they were handling players' protests during the national anthem. A mere six months later, Schnatter resigned as chairman of the board, amidst backlash he faced for being recorded using the N-word during a conference call with shareholders. 

Clearly, Schnatter is going through it. He looks like a sweaty mess of stress and stubborn delusions. Thankfully, Twitter users were ready to capitalize on the strange interview with some comedy gold. 

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Obvious Things People Realized Way Too Late


People tell stories of basic information they realized way too late in life.

There's so many references, basic information, and shorthand floating around in general discourse that if you miss one thing, or hear something wrong one time, you're bound to make a stupid mistake for years and years. Plus, people think it's pretty funny if you consistently use a word wrong and are inclined to not tell you. There's a lot of basic information out there that ashamed people realize way too late.

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Entitled Folks Who Need to Leave and Take Their Attitudes with Them


Choosing beggars, insane rude cheapskates and annoying entitled people.

Most people have a decent idea of how to talk to a stranger and not waste their time. Especially when it comes to something like selling a piano, it helps to know what you're getting into. Sometimes people lose sight of that and make insane demands and insult the person trying to deal with them. Customers, random strangers, and even potential employers try to get away with crazy levels of entitlement. This can result in extremely frustrating instances of entitled people with their nonsense who need to get outta here. Crazy demands can extend to every level of society, like this entitled college slacker who demanded a classmate's notes and got denied.

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Tinder Wins And Fails From The World's Hopeless Romantics


A collection of wins and fails from various Tinder users.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of Tinder users failing and winning on an app that so many folks seem to have a hard time taking seriously. Maybe it's just a defense mechanism. 

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Guy Tries To Snapchat Multiple Girls At Once, Starts Group Chat


Guy tries to snapchat multiple girls at once, and ends up accidentally starting a group chat.

Kyle has zero game. The dude was out there apparently trying to snapchat multiple girls at once. He ended up accidentally starting up a group chat, and things escalated from there, but definitely not in his favor. Sorry Kyle, but you've got zero game, my dude. Zero. 

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Moments of Trashiness that Belong in a Hot Dumpster


Wtf trashy moments that are bad, criminal, cringeworthy and terrible.

Although most people are fine, people aren't gonna be totally great all the time. There are moments of horribly petty selfishness that make you think "bruh, what the hell." There's people stealing coasts for orphans, parking in front of firetrucks, and taking money straight out of tip jars. Just not super classy moves. Trashiness exhibits itself in every part of society, but some trashy moments belong on garbage island. Sometimes humanity is just not on its A-game.

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Choosing Beggar Attempts Guilt Trip Over iPhone


Choosing beggar tries to guilt trip a seller over an iPhone.

This choosing beggar tried to guilt trip an iPhone seller with a little bit about being a "broke college student." Their biggest mistake was originally accepting the first price of $350, and then trying to walk it back. 

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Dumb and Ridiculous Design Failures with Room for Improvement


Funny, filthy and stupid design fails.

People seem to have an aversion to proofreading, and that can lead to a lot of really not good signs and designs. Whether it's a sign attempt that reads as accidentally filthy and sinister, or just a bootleg toy that makes no damn sense, we live in a world with design failures that need some help.

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