Saturday, April 18, 2020

Incompetent Production Manager Signs Off On His Own Fail


This incompetent production manager served himself up a slice of humble pie. Sounds like the dude's carelessness had persisted to such a point that a reality check was inevitably headed his way. A wakeup call, if you will. And oh boy, did he get one. The look on the dude's face when he realized that he'd literally signed off on his own humiliation must've been one for the books. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/Desrep2 · 23h Crosspost from MC : Don't tell people how to do their job, if you don't know how it should be done As the title says, this was originally posted in MC, but i was sugested to post it here (If this doesn't belong here, or is better suited for another revenge thread, let me know <3) Standard warnings: I ain't a native english speaker, so don't eat me over poor spelling/grammar!

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Text - So, backstory:l used to work at a factory who suffered severely under a director who wanted to make more money, with little idea as to how you run a factory, or how you see through people trying to BS you to gain favor. One person in particular was notorious for licking buttholes, when i started he was the boss for about a third of the production unit. And as it happened, he was also the guy who took over whenever my own boss needed time off, was out liasing with other companies, or other

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Text - So, as for the story itself:My partner and i made up the companys goods-reception, and quality controll department. basically our job was to recieve the goods, and inspect that everything was in order (Correct amount had been delivered, no transport or production damage or mistakes) and then prepare the things for storage. But as you might expect sometimes things weren't quite in order, some things were unimportant and we just ignored them. Most things we send in to get them repaired. sin

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Text - And this particular assclown, was allowed to "greenlight" things that my partner and i had send in to get repaired. So, one day, the director comes out, with the head of productions behind him, wanting to know why a particular type of good, from a particular contractor, always got send in for repair (And i do mean everytime) and we explained that becouse purchase opted to use the cheapest place to get these things done, quite frankly one particular part was suppar, but it could be fixed s

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Text - With every piece of good we recieved, we'd pull the schematics in order to meassure if everything was in order or not. And then on this schematic we'd write some addition information (Purchase number, steel certificat, ect) so that we could easily trace everything back, should there be a problem. And for this particular thing, we drew an arrow to the part that was done incorrectly, wrote what the problem was, and "Aproved by: Mr. Assclown" asked the production manager to sign it. and off

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Text - So, about two weeks later, our "trap" sprung, our assembly unit (whom i'd already spoken to) needed these particular parts. And they recieved the ones that weren't made correctly, so they ofcourse contacted their boss, who (acording to plan) didn't contact my boss, since he was away, but the director himself! about how quality controll had realy messed up. Ofcourse, the director came flying over, howling and creaming about our incompetence. To which my partner and i calmly asked him "So,

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Text - Mr. Assclown stood there, all smug expecting his next big promotion, but we called storage, and asked our storage worker to bring up the pallet with the remaining goods, and the schematic that had a very neatly "Aproved by Mr. Assclown, signed: production manager" written on it. The half a second it took him to realise, that these goods that risked delaying the shipment, and thus costing a small fortune in delays. had been greenlighted by him, was priceless! His face went from "Oh yea, i'

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Husband's Spouse Introduces Points System For Chores, He Plays It


This husband knew just what to do when it came to beating the newly instituted points system. The dog must've been stoked about all those walks too. 

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Text - TIFU by instituting a "point system" for my spouse to try to get housework done Mandatory the FU happened yesterday but I'm suffering the consequences today. Some background, my husband is a very active, go- nonstop kinda person so this whole staying home on the weekends thing is really tough for him. He's considered essential and is working long hours M-F and is thankful for that, but gets pretty depressed being inside all day Sat and Sun.

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Text - Yesterday I had this brilliant idea to make a list of activities he could do to keep busy that would earn him "points" and a list of rewards he could redeem the points for. The things to earn points consisted of a blend of fun things like "Invent a new dish using items we have in the pantry", "Walk the dog" and "find your new favorite TV show". These were combined with more practical things like "Do a batch of laundry" or "Clean out your dresser". On the rewards part I put some small thin

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Text - The problem is there's only so much I could put on there that would be a reward for him that also allowed us to stay in the house and I needed more items. So, last minute, and this is where I effed up, I decided that one of the rewards is that he could have me do anything on the activities list if he redeemed double the points value. I made this little game in less than 15 minutes when he was taking a shower and didn't really put much thought into how it might be exploited. He gets the li

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Text - That brings us to today. I wake up and he immediately starts redeeming his points to have me do all the hard stuff. It's been six hours and Il've already cleaned out his dresser, done all the laundry, and walked the dog in the rain...twice. I've just now taken a break to write this. He still hasn't used all his points. TL;DR: I instituted a points system with rewards to keep my husband busy while also getting housework done. One of the rewards was to have me do anything on the list and I

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Cultures Collide Over What Lemonade Is


This fun Tumblr thread escalates quickly as cultures collide over what lemonade actually is. We get to see how Americans can exhibit such shock when they come to learn that the rest of the world doesn't operate the same as them. Madness. And in this case, it boils down to how people perceived lemonade. Apparently, some folks consider lemonade to be a fizzy, Sprite kind of beverage. That's cool. When life gives you lemons, make Sprite. 

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Text - fuck-customers Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: "I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite" in a really bitchy, entitled voice. The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like "the fuck is wrong with you" In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we're concerned. Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho. jhenne-bean "Sprite IS lemonade as fa

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Text - fleamont Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don't actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted Imao. freshest-tittymilk Y'ALL AIN'T GOT LEMONADE?!?!?? madness. kingjaffejoffer "we don't actually have what you guys consider lemonade"

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Text - thetallblacknerd That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence blasianxbri What the.. Lmao yosoyleche Why is it called lemonade then? fiontan @casualswfan What is wrong with you guys? casualswfan IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P fiontan LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE lantilles Things heating up in the drink fandom

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Text - Text - fairytalesandimaginings I'm pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn't seem to be a common brand so l'd ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade questions-within-questions Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it's not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade. mukkora This is fucked up. tparadox Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Stil. zarekthelo

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Text - romansnow Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth. Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System's four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite. The people of Earth are known as "Earthlings" or "Spriteloids" interchangeably (although not to each other). philsandifer At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you'll sometimes get Sprite, but if it's proper it'

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Text - bre-e-e-e @kingkilling-and-stormlight so... what you are all saying is. Lemonade is . not fizzy.. in America? lierdumoa You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy "fresh squeezed lemonade" at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it's diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn't so overpowering. In the south, it's very com

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Text - rashaka oh wow I hadn't even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level. maramcgregor This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just . this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There's a reason kids do fres

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Text - assam-wow I love how confused and scared Americans get when they find out not all countries are like America perpetuallyfive No see but the problem is this. Some Americans really do think that the world is just like us and are surprised to discover it's not. But the rest of Americans tend to think the rest of the world is probably WAY BETTER, so to discover that you don't even have real fucking lemonade is like learning you guys have to shit in a hole or run your lights using a man-powere

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BBC Weatherman Closes Forecast With Amazing Drum Cover


Owain Wyn Evans absolutely crushed it on those drums. That is one way to close out a weather forecast. Maybe he should do this every time now. 

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Tinder Dates that Went South Fast


It's all fun and games until you find out your date is trying to sign you up for a pyramid scheme. There are a lot of lighthearded funny tinder triumphs and failures, but when things move from text to the real world, they can lead to awkward and bad first dates. Hopefully they're just awkward. Some are terribly creepy and weird.

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Text - Text - Rickrickrickrickrick 5.0k points · 1 day ago Met at a Starbucks. She told me she was vegan and that she was cool that I'm not. I order a coffee with cream in it and she screams at the top of her lungs, in the crowded starbucks, that I'm a cow murderer. I just paid for my stuff and left. Another time I met a girl from tinder and we saw each other a few times. She had an ex that she still talked to, but hasn't had any feelings for in a few years. So I go to her apartment and this pla

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Text - Text - Geeseinfection 34.1k points · 1 day ago This guy asked me if I would be interested in dating his dad.

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Text - Bstylee 30.2k points · 1 day ago 2 3 Met up with a tinder girl at Dave and busters. She brought me there for a fucking pyramid scheme sign up presentation. Guess I respect the hustle

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Text - Text - Transformwthekitchen 6.7k points · 1 day ago I went on a tinder date a couple months ago on a sunday afternoon. Met up with the guy around 3, he had a really good energy and was funny and complimentary. The place we wanted to go had a long line, so we went to another restaurant on the water for a drink and appetizers. He started slamming down Mai Tais. I had one, he had 3. They were STRONG. Like, I was tipsy borderline drunk off of one. The bar had a 2 mai tai per person limit, but

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Text - Text - McConnells_Neck 6.3k points · 1 day ago It ended up being a double date with his mom and her OkCupid date. He told me that he and his mom were a "package deal". I was mortified and there was no second date.

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Text - Text - DarthNightsWatch 3.3k points · 1 day ago Sexted with this really hot girl after matching for about a day, and she starts getting all kinky with me. She then tells me she's actually a guy trolling me. I said "joke's on you cuz im bi" He unmatched

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Text - Text - reraciara115 1.4k points · 1 day ago Not me but a friend. Matched with a guy and turned up to their date. Told her he was 6ft and was WAYY shorter than that. Told her how he would murder someone and get away with it during the entire date. There was no second one.

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Text - Text - yhcaepeachy 31.4k points · 1 day ago Talked to him for two weeks before we went out and no red flags so we ended up going out to dinner. I said I hadn't been out in a while because I was trying to save money for a washer and dryer. He told me instead of saving for that I should save for a boob job. I didn't even know how to reply so he followed up with, "no it's not a bad thing, my sister and Mom both had small tits and got boob jobs and they look amazing." This is all before the w

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Text - Text - teeny_gecko 27.4k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago O We were supposed to meet at 9pm, he fell asleep and called me at 9:30 when I was already at the carnival. I told him not to bother coming as I didn't want to see him. He asked for another chance and I agreed. Unfortunately my dad got really ill and had to spend the next six weeks in the hospital with me visiting him daily. I had no time for dates and he got extremely mad. He made a fake Instagram account which he used to fo

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Text - Rockchakra 25.5k points · 1 day ago S First date, she wanted me to get into a bar fight with the perfectly friendly guy who'd bought us a round of shots that night. Why? Because she found out he was a Scorpio.

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Text - Text - amym2001 24.6k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago Matched with my bff's fiance after the engagement party. Screen shots of everything and lost my bff because I don't play that. I was uninvited to the wedding. Marriage lasted 18 months.

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Text - Text - SuperForm3G 23.5k points · 2 days ago · edited 1 day ago Fresh off a breakup on campus, match with this really good looking girl who is talking pure filth. Obviously I'm just an idiot with a hurt heart so I don't question much, head over to her place a few days later. She insisted I come over on a certain day at X:XX o'clock. Usually I would've been sketched out but it was the middle of the day on a B1G 10 campus what exactly could go THAT south? Half hour in her husband came home.

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Text - Text - D3L7A2 18.5k points · 1 day ago First date, we went to see a movie. She brought her sister along (without consulting me first) and I somehow ended up paying for both of their tickets. Bit of a doormat, old me. We went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Turns out, neither of them had seen a Star Wars film before, nor had any idea at all what was going on. Awesome. Date ended at McDonalds after the movie with one hour+ of her eating fries one at a time, and her sister talking shit

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Text - Text - hardcorefuzzybunnies 14.5k points · 1 day ago Met a guy, decent conversation, smart, funny, mutual nerdy hobbies. We decide to meet up at the local gamer bar and play some games while having our first date. Get in, sit down, dude has no teeth. Says a hack dentist told him they all had to be removed, couldn't get dentures due to budget, needed to wait for bone shards go fall out of his gums, etc. Proceeded to spit all over our food while talking, which granted, I knew he couldn't he

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Text - Text - amijohnsnow 14.3k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago S A chick said she was having a "work party" at her house and I should come over. It's byob, so I bought a 6 pack for myself. Went to her place and noticed more than half of the people were younger (17-18, while I was 21 and the girl was also 21). Then they gathered everyone in the living room and proceed to talk about the job. Turns out it was one of those pyramid scheme recruiting gatherings. I just sat there drinking my bee

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Text - Text - and I said they needed it more than I did. Two or three weeks later she sent me a text (unfortunately we exchanged numbers) asking if the "head of the group" guy can call me and ask me questions on why I'm not signing up and how I thought the group session went. I didn't reply but sure enough the dude called me and I politely said it's not for me but he kept pushing. Finally I had to tell him to fuck off. And that was the end of that. Never went to "work parties" for a tinder date

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Psychology Experiments With Fascinating Results


This weird and educational AskReddit thread has folks sharing various psychology experiments that turned up interesting results. A whole lot of these results just illustrate a larger picture that our brains are these strange instruments that are doing the best they can, in a reality they're taking their best guesses at. Some studies are more unsettling than others, so proceed at your own risk. 

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Text - ehbacon23 • 1y I'm late but nobody has said it yet. The self-fulfilling prophecy studies are very important to social psychology and their findings have many real world applications. Basically they brought together a group of kids and formed a class with a real teacher. They gave the kids a test for overall academic skill at the start of the course, but didnt really use the scores. Instead they told the teachers that a few students, picked at random, were very brilliant and scores very hi

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Text - mhssotr13 • 1y Not entirely sure it fits into the category but the Rosenhan Experiment. 13 people feigned mental illnesses to get into mental hospitals and all were admitted with different diagnoses. They then assumed their normal personalities but to be released they all had to admit that they were mentally ill. There was a second part where a hospital challenged Rosenhan to send multiple fake patients to the hospital and they would rate their patients on a scale of whether they think th

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Text - respectfullydissent • 1y The Monopoly Study by Paul Piff. He basically brought two strangers into the lab together and had them play a game of Monopoly together. He randomly assigned one participant to start the game with twice as much money than the other and that participant also got to roll both dice to get around the board (i.e., the other participant started with half the money and could only roll one dice). At the end of the game when he asked the participants who started with more

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Text - hateboresme • 1y The Three Christs of Ypsilanti Psychologist forces three people who believe that they are Jesus Christ to live together. It does not go well. The psychologist, Milton Rokeach, had heard of a case where two women who believed that they were Mary, mother of Christ, were forced to live together and one of them broke free from their delusion. So he figured, three Christs...what would happen. They were angry at each other. Often had physical fights. They eventually started get

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Text - MegosAlpha • 1y I'm a huge fan of Milgram's Small World Experiment. It is more sociology than psychology, but I still think it is really cool. Milgram sends out 160 letters containing the name and address of a stockbroker in Boston to people in Omaha, Nebraska. They had to send it to someone they thought would get the letter closer, but they couldn't mail it directly to the stockbroker. Interestingly, most people that sent on the letter sent it on to the same group of people on the 5th de

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Text - mitzimitzi • 1y 1 Award If you stare into a dimly lit (i.e. candle-lit) mirror for 10+ minutes you start to see hallucinations. What individuals see tends to vary, but they've used this as a test to simulate schizophrenia before because some see monsters / deformities / general weird shit. I did a variation of it for a mate at uni and completely wimped out of it. After my face started not looking like my face anymore (I had a complete dissociation) I stopped looking and just waited out th

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Text - JThoms • 1y I loved learning about infant development. My favorite was probably the development of depth perception or perhaps the fear of heights. We're not born with it but, if I recall correctly, we develop it within the first year or so. Scientists created a raised square platform, half of the floor was wood and the other glass. The actual surface of the floor, 1 meter or so below, was white with red polka dots. At varying intervalsof age the babies would be brought in and placed on t

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Text - danbish96 • 1y Reconsolidation: when you retrieve a memory from your long term memory it is susceptible to being manipulated. This can lead to to memories being totally changed from the source. This is why eyewitness accounts cannot be fully seen as true. This knowledge is also being used to help people with PTSD by changing the negative memories they have of their particular trauma.

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Text - IGotSatan • 1y 1 Award The influence of the colour red in sports: Judges were shown a video of a Tae Kwon Do match and awarded more points to the red competitor (versus the blue competitor). When the colours were digitally reversed, judges awarded more points to the other, now red, competitor.

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Text - omgyoucunt • 1y 3 1 Award There have been some experiments conducted, but the negativity effect/negativity bias is really sad to me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negativity_bias It basically says that negative things have a greater emotional and psychological toll on our health than positive/neutral things. So you got an A on a test, that's great. But you totally fail a test, and the world crumbles and it's a total disaster. A hundred things can go right and work perfectly throughout the

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Text - swedishyeetballs • 1y 3 2 Awards Mice were put on two sides of a wall with a door in. Only the right mouse could open the door. Slowly, they filled the left mouse's room with water and eventually when right mouse saw them in danger, they opened the door. However, mice that had previously been on he left side and were now on the right (mice who had previously been "wetted") opened the door considerably faster because they knew how unpleasant it was to be in the other scenario. Basically mi

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Text - poopyinthepants • 1y It's not that psychopaths lack empathy, but rather, they have the manual settings. A specific region of the brain lights up when people experience empathy. For most people it's an automatic, subconscious, response. But in a study where they showed emotional videos to psychopaths and non while scanning their brains, psychopaths would only light that region of the brain when specifically asked to feel for the character, while the control participants would light up auto

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Text - I just recently heard of blind-sightedness during one of my cognitive psychology classes. Basically the area of the brain that processes what our eyes see is located at the back of the head, just where your skull starts to get smaller, towards your neck. Because of this, if you hit your head back there quite often everything will go black for a moment before sight returns again. Sometimes though, following severe trauma to this area of the brain (like after falling off a ladder onto a cur

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Text - EnormousChord • 1y The Car Crash Experiment. It demonstrated that the way investigators word a question has an immediate effect on the subject's memory of an event. It was part of a suite of studies by Elizabeth Loftus (with various other co-researchers) that began to call in to question the veracity of eyewitness accounts.

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Text - Extrasherman• 1y One time I participated in a paid research experiment. I was basically tricked into thinking I was drunk. I was placed in a room with 2 other people and we were instructed to drink vodka with cranberry juice over a period of time while we socialized. After we drank I was placed in a room where I had to read some flashing words on a computer. I felt pretty drunk at this point. When the researcher came back into the room he gave me my car keys and said I was never actually

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Text - gerik_sinovercos • ly 3 1 Award Solomon Asch's experiment on conformity. He set up a test wherein he would show 3 lines of different lengths to 5 or 6 individuals (I forgot the exact number) who had to state which line was the longest of the 3. The thing is, only the last individual is the participant and the others are actors paid to answer in a specific manner. For the first few questions, they choose the correct answer, but later on they start choosing the wrong one. The participants a

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Text - memesandreams • 1y Aron and Dutton (1974) - Misattribution of arousal. Men who had just walked across bridge (either steady or unsteady) were approached by a female psychology student, posing to do a project on the effects of exposure to scenic attractions on creative expression. The men had to complete a questionnaire and write a short dramatic story about a picture she provided and she gave them her phone number if they had more questions. Men who walked across the shaky bridge were mor

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Text - elee0228 • 1y The phantom limb experiment is pretty fascinating. Basically, you can be tricked into feeling something that's not there. Here's an article about the experiment.

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Text - NS-11A • 1y Not just one experiment, but a whole thesis and series of works supporting it: According to the Just world Fallacy we expect good or bad things to happen to people for a reason and go to pretty interesting length to make up for the lack of justice. Like someone winning the lottery and us thinking they deserve it.

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Text - AverageJames23 • 1y Not a psychologist, but the one where given a choice between sitting down doing nothing and shocking oneself, people tend to choose the shock. Ergo, we would choose pain over boredom.

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Text - poopellar • 1y I don't know the name of it but apparently two people become closer if they survive through something together. Not even actual 'surviving death' scenarios but anything that has you on your toes and heart racing, like a roller coaster.

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Text - Avylx • 1y Wegner and his white bears. Essentially, people who were instructed to not think about a white bear, found themselves thinking about it more than those actively trying to think about one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Ironic_process_theory

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Text - Schnass • 1y Dunning-Kruger effect is one of my favourites. Basically, people with less expertise in a field will over- estimate their abilities in the given field because they don't know enough to see the limits of their expertise. At the same time, experts tend to under-estimate their abilities because they know too well what they don't know.

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Text - ndphillips • 1y There was an experiment to measure the dopamine (ie happiness) hit your brain takes when eating something you're craving. The dopamine builds with the anticipation and peaks right as you take the first bite. Then, after the first moment it's in your mouth, the dopamine levels begin to decrease. This showed that many times we are desiring (edited to show the distinction made by poster below:) *the attainment of the thing more than the thing itself. (Edit:) Not to proselytiz

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Text - laprycon • 1y The Rosenthal Effect: The prejudice and expectations you have towards a student/contestant/etc. highly dictates his performance in the long run. Look it up (aka Pygmalion Effect).

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Text - Sunny_Roller • 1y If people have the upper hand they will put others down to keep it. An experiment told a class of kids that having blue eyes meant you were smarter, achieved more etc. All of a sudden kids with blue eyes formed their own groups. Things like bullying and exclusion of other eye colours started too. They repeated the experiment with different eye colours in different classes, all with the same results.

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Text - MarmosetSweat • 1y Split brain studies. One example: by providing differing information to each hemisphere of the brain in split brain individuals (those with a severed corpus callosum, meaning there's no communication between the two hemispheres) they found that people would actually physically grab their own hand with their other hand if they saw it making a "mistake". Basically each side of the brain controls one side of your body, and in split brain people you can actually make both s

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Text - poopitydoopityboop • 1y Disappointed this isn't in the top comments, will probably get buried. Michael of VSauce fame teamed up with a group of PhD candidates in the psychology department of McGill for his show MindField. They recruited three kids with different disorders: eczema with skin-picking disorder; ADHD; and chronic migraines after a concussion. The kids were each told they were going to be the first to receive a new experimental treatment for their condition, which consisted of

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Text - All three of the kids had markedly improved symptoms several weeks later. The girl with eczema pretty much entirely stopped picking her skin to the point that she felt comfortable wearing short sleeve shirts for the first time. The mother of the kid with ADHD reported that he was much more calm and not as hyperactive. The kid with chronic migraines went from having something like 5-10 debilitating migraines per day to absolute zero, as shown by the chart his mom kept to track them. Placeb

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Text - aleks_0981 • 1y Not quite psychology, but it very cool. Normally, if you try to mix blue light with yellow light (red and green), it turns out as white light. A scientist conducted an experiment where they would shine blue light in one eye of someone and yellow light in the other. The majority said that they just saw the light separately, but some said that they saw a new colour that they couldn't even describe. This also works with Cyan and red, and magenta and green.

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Text - palebluedot1988 • ly 3 2 Awards Hedonic Adaptation. Put simply, a person who had just won the lottery and another person who had just been paralysed took a survey to measure their life contentment. Obviously it was high and low, respectively. However, they both took the same survey a year later and both scored similarly. The point being that regardless what happens to you in life, good or bad, you will always adapt and spend most of your life feeling "neutral."

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Text - daniellayne • 1y "The Selective Laziness of Reasoning" is an article I found and then "partially replicated" in my research methods class during my undergraduate, it's so so great with a very interesting method and results that make you think about discussions and arguments a lot! Basically: The researchers presented participants with different syllogisms (logic puzzles like all men are mortal, socrates is a man, so socrates is moral etc.); and they asked them to provide their answers and

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Text - Tinfed47 • 1y Our psych class repeated an experiment where half the class held a pencil in between their teeth, and the other half balanced on their top lips. We then rated how funny we thought a comic strip was. Turns out using face muscles associated with smiling (pencil between teeth) made the comic strip subjectively funnier then those associated with frowning (pencil balanced on top lips). Choosing to smile or frown can change how you feel and perceive life.

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Text - el_supreme_duderino • 1y We make snap decisions seven seconds before we think we do. The decision is made by other parts of your brain leaving your prefrontal cortex (the part of your brain you use to think) to rationalize the decision. So you don't decide anything based on rational thought. You just try to explain your decision after it has been made.

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Text - KOnfuzion • 1y Another interesting experiment is the Loftus experiments of fake memories,and the power of suggestion. It's basically about implanting memories of events that have never taken place, or alter the subjects detail memory of the event. You can quite easily test this IRL. Find a busy picture of a village. Preferably cartoon, and vividly coloured. Allow a test subject to inspect the picture for 20-30 seconds, and let them know that you'll be asking questions. Turn the picture fa

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Text - wizzb • 1y 1 Award The Elevator Groupthink study, very amusing and sad at the same time. The experiment involved several actors entering an elevator with an oblivious participant. They then begin to perform a series of odd behaviours, such as they all stood facing the rear of the elevator. Inevitably, everyone else who got on ended up also facing the rear so as not to stand out from the rest. The study demonstrates how easily people succumb to group pressure to behave in a certain way.

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Text - there_ARE_watches • 1y Subjects were tested for introvert versus extrovert personality types. Prediction was that when placed in a sensory deprivation chamber the introverts would be able to handle it easily while the extroverts would not. Exactly the reverse was found. Introverts became agitated quickly and performed all manners of self- stimulation. Extroverts quickly went to sleep. What the finding showed was that it's introverts who are the sensation seekers, needing stimulation from

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Text - SuperBeastNoobSlayer • 1y In his book on morality, I believe, Sam Harris cites an experiment done with patients who had a corpus calloscotomy (a surgical treatment where the communicating nervs of the two hemispheres of the brain are cut in order to stop sever epileptic seizures). A sheet is placed between the eyes of a patient and on the side that isn't conscious there will be a text reading "Stand up and leave the room". The patient proceeds to stand up and walk away, at which point he/

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Tumblr Thread: Insightful Conversation On Jurassic Park's Visual Effects


Such an awesome journey. This is one of those magical Tumblr threads that just warms the heart. You don't even have to like Jurassic Park to appreciate the mastery and the technological magic that went into creating the timeless gem that is Jurassic Park. 

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Text - uneditededit Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like...the end all, be all of special effects? suicunesrider not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

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Text - drtanner I'm still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even. Fucking witchcraft, man.

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Car - fangirlingoverdemigods fucking look at this shit though

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Fictional character

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Text - mauridianhallow Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so l'll say it for this one myself: THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT'S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN'T CGI. AND IT AIN'T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT'S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM. mizushimo

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Dinosaur

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Dinosaur - amazing

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Text - shadowthorne And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the 'skin' of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they'd start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

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Text - socialjusticeichigo They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie. The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic. And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.

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Text - datneeks One of my favorite anecdotes I've read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder? Motherfucker randomly started moving. So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldn't actually, you know, eat them.

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Text - alessariel Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights. brainsforbabyjesus So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

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Text - And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics. So of course, the power goes out. And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down. Apparently the way to survive getting sheer

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Text - Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you're inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best. And this guy hoped for the best and got it. Some other people on stage pried open the t- rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay. alessariel This is getting better and better.

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Text - red-dirt-roads I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI buddha-fett I'm just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

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Dinosaur - spinosaurus-the-fisher Realism comes at a cost, it seems. funkylittlefang i mean ok but why has nobody posted this: STAN WINSTON

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Felidae - STAN WINSTON

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Text - spinosaurus-the-fisher It's a three piece raptor suit. 2p-germanys-blog Old movies had the best special effects adinfinitumxx The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

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Text - prettyarbitrary Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time. They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers. Nobody'd ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before. It'd all been stop- motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just t

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Text - So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, "We want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen."

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Text - The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass. They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that. And when they'd created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that. One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, "Wait a minute, I've seen movement like th

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Text - Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existed-we knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection there-but the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre- eminent. Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.

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Text - bastlynn That paleontologists'd be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin Padian a thistherapylife This post just gets better and better with time evilsquirrel18 Always reblog this and it hurts my soul when they say old movies because I was like ten when this came out and... THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD.

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Tumblr Thread: The Magical Technological Mastery Of Jurassic Park


Such an awesome journey. This is one of those magical Tumblr threads that just warms the heart. You don't even have to like Jurassic Park to appreciate the mastery and the technological magic that went into creating the timeless gem that is Jurassic Park. 

1.

Text - uneditededit Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like...the end all, be all of special effects? suicunesrider not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

2.

Text - drtanner I'm still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even. Fucking witchcraft, man.

3.

Car - fangirlingoverdemigods fucking look at this shit though

4.

Fictional character

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Text - mauridianhallow Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so l'll say it for this one myself: THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT'S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN'T CGI. AND IT AIN'T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT'S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM. mizushimo

6.

Dinosaur

7.

Dinosaur - amazing

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Text - shadowthorne And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the 'skin' of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they'd start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

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Text - socialjusticeichigo They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie. The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic. And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.

10.

Text - datneeks One of my favorite anecdotes I've read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder? Motherfucker randomly started moving. So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldn't actually, you know, eat them.

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Text - alessariel Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights. brainsforbabyjesus So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

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Text - And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics. So of course, the power goes out. And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down. Apparently the way to survive getting sheer

13.

Text - Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you're inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best. And this guy hoped for the best and got it. Some other people on stage pried open the t- rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay. alessariel This is getting better and better.

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Text - red-dirt-roads I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI buddha-fett I'm just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

15.

Dinosaur - spinosaurus-the-fisher Realism comes at a cost, it seems. funkylittlefang i mean ok but why has nobody posted this: STAN WINSTON

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Felidae - STAN WINSTON

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Text - spinosaurus-the-fisher It's a three piece raptor suit. 2p-germanys-blog Old movies had the best special effects adinfinitumxx The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

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Text - prettyarbitrary Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time. They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers. Nobody'd ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before. It'd all been stop- motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just t

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Text - So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, "We want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen."

20.

Text - The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass. They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that. And when they'd created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that. One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, "Wait a minute, I've seen movement like th

21.

Text - Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existed-we knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection there-but the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre- eminent. Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.

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Text - bastlynn That paleontologists'd be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin Padian a thistherapylife This post just gets better and better with time evilsquirrel18 Always reblog this and it hurts my soul when they say old movies because I was like ten when this came out and... THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD.

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