Thursday, March 12, 2020

Dumpster Fire Of Failed Movie Pitches


Twitter users share their funniest failed movie pitches | tweet by Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying shannonandswift R rated animated Care Bears movie Care Bears people wouldn't even take meeting.

We've assembled a fine collection of failed movie pitches that simply didn't make it past the pitching process. Sometimes what seems like a great idea at the time is anything but that. But hey, you never know if an idea is truly not worth seeing through until you go ahead and pitch it. Poor Seth Rogen got shut down hard with that R-rated Care Bears pitch. 

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Philippine Air Force Planes Form Figure "69"


The Philippine Air Force decided to form the figure "69" to mark their 69th anniversary. Nice, right?

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French Dude Has Max Enjoyment Eating Honeycomb


This guy would appear to have achieved some kind of enlightenment while eating a honeycomb. It's a look of pure ecstasy. 

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Family Assumes Ordering Same Dish Repeatedly Only Charges Once


Family orders the same dish repeatedly, and assumes that they'll only be charged once.

This family was in for a serious wakeup call after ordering the same meal repeatedly, assuming that they'd only be charged for the meal once. Whoops. That is not how it works. Not how it works at all. Actually, you're expected to pay for the meal each time you order it. Amazing. 

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Guy Gets Sweet Padlock Revenge on Gym Thief


Guy gets revenge on gym thief by locking his clothes in a locker.

It's rare that you get to catch your thief with their pants down like this, and this dude made a quick judgement call on some very suitable petty revenge. People get some great revenge on theives who can't respect other people's stuff, like this guy who got back at his thieving roommate with a usb booby trap or this guy who got revenge on his food stealing roommate with a habanero cake.

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Signs that a Relationship is Basically Done


Advice about when a relationship has probably run its course.

Staying in a relationship that neither person wants to be in can do more harm than good. Here are some suggestions for signs that it's good to consider calling it off and finding someone more compatible. For more relationship stuff, here are lines crossed by men's exes and red flags women saw on dating apps.

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Cursed Images From The Abyss


A collection of cursed images.

Ah yes, we've got some old cursed images for your viewing pleasure. Cursed images are just there to remind us how weird various corners of the world are. Weird is where it's at, sometimes. Some of these cursed food images look like they might make the stomach do some unpleasant things. If you want something a little more tame than pure cursed, we recommend checking out some blursed images that are both cursed and blessed.

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Things That Look like Good Food but Aren't


Random inedible objects that look like food.

Sometimes random junk like rocks and birds have the same color scheme and texture as delicious popsicles and ribeye steaks. The fine people at r/forbiddensnacks look for the tasty looking inedible delights around them. When you start to look for it, there's tons of stuff that looks like tasty food but isn't.

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Liars That Got Exposed By The Radiant Light Of Truth


A collection of times that liars were called out on social media for being dishonest.

These dishonest individuals got caught up in trying to weave their various webs of lies. Sometimes people get so caught up in their deceptive antics that they forget the internet is a great place to shine the light of truth on lies, with a little Google searching. 

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Bride Tells Fiancé He Can't Have "Best Woman" At Wedding


Bride gets criticized for telling fiancé that he can't have a "best woman" at the wedding.

This bride found herself facing some criticism from people in the comments section after telling her fiancĂ© that he couldn't have his female friend be a "best woman" at their wedding. Sounds like someone is enjoying bossing the other person around. There's that factor, and then the controlling nature of the instant-no too. If the guy identifies this woman as his best friend, shouldn't she be able to be his "best woman" at the wedding? 

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Tumblr Gems to Destroy Boredom


Funny moments and memes from Tumblr.

The minds of Tumblr just shoot wild thoughts around like a pinball machine, resulting in some nuggets of gold from Tumblr's busy brains. You've got off-the-wall movie ideas, quizzical musings on history, intriguing observations, and strange anecdotes. There are too many comedy gems from the world of Tumblr.

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Funniest Historical Facts That People Know


People share the funniest historical facts that they know.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the funniest historical facts that they know. The resulting insights paint a picture of just how weird the world is that we live in, and how absurdly worked up people can get themselves, when it comes to warring over seemingly meaningless stuff. 

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Really Hilariously Bad Jokes About Movies


A collection of really bad jokes about various movie details.

Everyone loves a bad joke. Especially when it's about movies being ridiculous, sometimes. There's just something about bad jokes that help us not take everything so seriously. And when you start taking it less seriously, all of a sudden laughter arises. 

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Hilarious Gems From Scottish People Twitter


A collection of funny tweets from Scottish people on Twitter | there's soft wee cactus my hall and whenever touch on passing say ouch and pretend hurt encourage 's confidence

Ah, yes, we love the old Scottish Twitter. It's such a wonderful place of cultural gems from Scottish people that are talking about...who knows what? Honestly. Some of these we're not even sure what's being said. But the confusion is kind of the best part. And it's really fun to try and read them out loud. 

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Employee Makes Karen Drive 50 Miles For No Reason


Employee makes a "Karen" drive 50 miles for no reason | made Karen drive 50 miles get her refund Before start some background work at customer service as department lead and l'll say my hardware store practices rule says reserve right refuse and limit any returns any reasons" very often. With being said Karen slithered into my store with water heater around $800, She hissed at us want return asked if she had receipt, she ask why does she need one and said do refund, since over $50 would

This employee decided to take their petty revenge by sending Karen on a seemingly meaningless mission of driving 50 unnecessary miles. It's amazing how many bumps in the road can pop up when people decide to adopt a rude attitude toward another person, who is just working their job and trying to be helpful. 

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Most Expensive Mistakes People Have Made


People respond to an AskReddit thread about the most expensive mistakes they've ever made | reddit posted by matthumor Paying Medical school my wife who then divorced at end residency.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the most expensive mistakes they've ever made. Sometimes you just mess up, and the costs that result from that fail can skyrocket. We all make mistakes. Hopefully the next mistake doesn't take too much out of the wallet. 

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