This is just the kind of thing that the internet exists for. This guy didn't waste any time in proving one of the many aggressive YouTube commenters wrong. There are always going to be people lurking in the comments section just waiting to stir the pot by saying something unnecessarily provocative. There aren't always going to be people like the one we have here that go out of their way to prove the commenter wrong.
Fun fact, tin cans were invented a full 48 years before can openers and people used to open them with a hammer and chisel. This guy has a lifestyle vlog on his life in Nigeria and his use of a can opener is a pretty good reminder on how convenient they are. That said, we have our own questions. Specifically, it's unclear how a man with access to a camera, editing software and his own Youtube channel doesn't own a can opener, but for our own sanity we'll let sleeping dogs lie.
Woody Harrelson is just one of those guys that can't be bothered to keep up with some of the details that the rest of society deems important and/or common sense. In this case, the detail happens to be the fact that Liam Hemsworth is brothers with Chris Hemsworth. You'd think that connecting the dots on that one wouldn't have been too much of a stretch, but alas, here we are.
Sure, anyone can come up with a rare insult to bruise people's egos, but it takes a true master of self deprecation to put themselves through devastating self roasts. You could call it humility. You could also call it a complete lack of self respect. But when people are done hitting others with spicy rare insults, they throw themselves through the roast gauntlet. It looks like it stings.
We don't always have a ton of choice where we get to work, especially when you're just entering the working world. Find anything customer-facing and you'll have to deal with ridiculous customer demands. And don't think every good-looking job is perfect, because there are also those jobs that look easy or fun but are surprisingly difficult. With some jobs the work is alright but everyone else is horrible, in the case of these jobs people quit on the first day. In summary, it's rough out there, man.
Let's get it out of the way right now, kids are dumb as rocks and weird as heck. But that doesn't mean that they can't make decent or at least amusing contributions to the world of linguistic foibles. It means they're pretty great at saying things wrong all the time. The fact that kids are dumb, strange people means that they're an excellent resource for "the wrong thing to say."
Sandwich shop workers are on the frontlines of having to field some truly far fetched sandwich requests. If you've ever given yourself over to imagining the grossest possible sandwich combinations that you can imagine, just rest assured that there's definitely someone out there who is eating that very sandwich. Some people just have remarkably strange tastes.
Anyone out there who is familiar with the Red Dead Redemption video games is probably well tuned into the fact that the games' storylines and characters were strikingly well developed. Red Dead Redemption is just one of those video games that you don't easily forget. On top of that, it's dangerously easy to completely lose yourself in the meticulously crafted, beautiful world within the game. So, when these parents who are both avid gamers decided that they wanted to name their kid after their favorite character in Red Dead Redemption 2, it was really on grandma to not stage a toxic, outrageously narcissistic temper tantrum. Folks in the comments section were in agreement that grandma could've handled the situation better.
All hope is apparently not lost in the strange land of Tinder. Yep, as it turns out Tinder isn't a realm that exclusively hosts cheesy, bizarre, and downright shameless pickup lines. There are actually people out there like this dude that put in the extra effort to impress their matches with a bit of creative flair and self deprecating humor. The real question is whether or not this guy's strategy ended up working out for him. You'd hope that he at least fielded some kind of response.
Man, why are people always telling us to do stuff? Okay, maybe it's our bosses, and maybe they're telling us to do our jobs, but still. Why can't they be more chill? It's like they're begging for a handful of "not my job" moments of professional apathy to come creeping into the workplace. Not working is a great time, especially while at work. Yeah, it produces a few "not my job" moments, but still.
We've all had brutal work days, but based on this guy's performance, it sounds like he deserves an Emmy. It's weird when you can put together the puzzle pieces of your own misery as it happens in real time. Absurdly bad things happen and man, we just gotta live with our mistakes. Here's a guy who didn't know he had been living with athletes foot for years.
This isn't the first time that we've read accounts of people trying to do the least amount of work possible while somehow still pulling their jobs off. People are quick to look to apply minimal effort when it comes to seeing their job's series of required tasks through. This fun Twitter thread has folks describing the most devilishly effective scams that they were able to pull off with cunning effectiveness at their jobs.
Be they horribly clever or just horrible, we never fail to enjoy the dad jokes that go father than ever before. Why do dads love puns? Probably because any other funny thing they have to say would most likely be about your mom or make you want to barf. So for everyone's comfort and safety, we have dad jokes that deliver dad shelf humor. For a dad bein' a real dad about things, here's a Tumblr thread on a wholesome and hilarious dad.
We can talk about what shady underground group is doing what where, but the conspiracies people really believe in are about game shows, traffic cones and Disney attractions. They're not exactly inconsequential, maybe more of a thought experiment. Hey, it's at least fun to turn to a coworker and say "have you heard that small pockets are in bed with big purse?" Here are people's creepiest theories on the nature of reality.
Thank goodness these guys are alright. They were really living life on the edge there for a hot second. One can only begin to imagine how much adrenaline was coursing through their veins after their close brush with death itself.
