Dad had us going for a second there with the talk of being able to quit the job over 35,000. Then, of course, everything else happened.
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Thursday, September 10, 2020
Train Tries To Go Under Low Clearance Bridge, $2 Million Fail Ensues
Apparently, things could've been a whole lot worse. Yes, $2 million in damages to a train is not nearly as much as it could've been. Also, the fact that it was in the middle of nowhere, and nobody was injured are two bright spots in an otherwise grim fail.
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Tumblr Post: Trees Are Bizarre And Freaky
This quick and educational Tumblr thread points out how trees are actually far scarier than we normally give them credit for. Cause we all needed another thing in this wild life to be wary about. Thank you, Tumblr. Keep doing your thing. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this imaginative thread that combines the Marvel and Star Wars universes.
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Man Dodges Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray
Well if that isn't a new and unexpected way to get out of a speeding ticket. Can't say we recommend trying it out, but at the very least this guy's got a story for the books. Well done, my dude.
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Manager Assumes Employee's Job Is Unnecessary, It's Not
We love a nice nuclear revenge. Especially when the character involved is a presumptuous manager who makes sweeping, wrongful assumptions about just how necessary an employee's job is to the functional flow of a company's operations. This presumptuous manager certainly got humbled.
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Choosing Beggar Doesn't Grasp Meaning Of Deposit
Ah, man, you can't make these choosing beggar cases up. This particularly clueless choosing beggar goes for the double back on a deposit that they'd already agreed to pay. They refuse to accept the reality staring back right in front of them. That can make for tough negotiations. Check out some more entitled people and their demanding boldness over here.
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Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star
Now that's a fun way to put Ant-Man's iconic toys to good use. We can always count on Tumblr to deliver on the universe crossovers. It would be awesome to watch various Avengers react to a sighting of the Death Star. Thanos would've probably been stoked.
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Dad Re-Homes Son's Fifth Pet Hermit Crab
This dad asked the people of Reddit's AITA community whether or not he was in the wrong for taking the initiative and re-homing his son's fifth pet hermit crab. The whole idea of enabling a kid to have "practice pets" that are still very much so alive beings, is kind of twisted. On top of that, the decision to give the kid hermit crabs for his practice pet was misinformed and an ongoing lapse in judgement as well. Hermit crabs are very high maintenance, picky creatures that can also live upwards of 30 years!
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Brutal Insults That Don't Require Swear Words
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various brutal insults that don't require the use of any swear words. We already regularly feature collections of rare insults from spicy silver tongues that made a point of not leaning on profanity to get their verbal jab across. The fact that we now have a fresh collection of people going the extra mile to not insult someone with some commonly used swear words is just what we needed.
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