Friday, March 20, 2020

Arnold Schwarzenegger Advises People To Take COVID-19 Seriously


Arnold Schwarzenegger is using his platform to spread awareness regarding COVID-19. He's telling people to treat this seriously, and ultimately stay at home. 

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Tony Hawk Yelling "Do A Kickflip" At Skateboarders


Tony Hawk goes around shouting, "do a kickflip!" at kids, from his car. Perhaps most amazing of all is that so many of them have no idea who he is. Tony Hawk really rocks the strangest level of fame.

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Ridiculously Clueless Replies To Serious Questions


A collection of the dumbest replies that people have received to serious questions.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most absurd, clueless replies they've received to serious questions. Sometimes communication between individuals falls apart, and confusion takes the stage. These replies just came right out of left field. 

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Celeb-Filled "Imagine" Video Inspires Parodies


A celebrity filled video of them singing "Imagine" ends up inspiring multiple parodies.

When celebs banded together to create a video of them singing "Imagine", we don't imagine that this is how they thought the reception of the video would go. Many folks on Twitter were quick to poke fun at the video, and ask the celebs for money, instead of a star-studded song performance. Additionally, the parodies started popping up, and oh, they are brilliant. 

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Weird Stories People Never Had A Chance To Tell


Strange stories of embarrassing and bizarre moments.

Here are some stories that people have wanted to tell but never had a good opportunity to. Whether it's because they're ashamed or no one asked the right questions. For some more dramatic stories here are people sharing their school's incident as well as what new hires did to get fired on the first day.

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Artist Can't Deliver Free Drawing Before April, Choosing Beggar Threatens To Call Cops


Artist can't deliver free drawing before April, so the choosing beggar threatens to call the cops.

Ah, yes, another case of the choosing beggar resorting to threats, after being told that they couldn't get their way for free. This choosing beggar wanted that drawing for free, and when that request was denied, they figured it was a good time to break out the threats. There's no negotiating with that kind of dramatic entitlement. 

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Tumblr Thread On Purple Rhymes Goes Off The Rails


Tumblr thread about rhyming with purple turns into dirty history lesson.

Tumblr has the tendency to well, tumble. And exactly that happened here. What started as an observation on violets turned into a historical rhyme on the concept of purple, which then turned into some well timed and tastefully executed filth. For more Tumblr color nerdery, here's an explanation of why magenta isn't a real color. And for random fun, here are Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

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The Funniest Social Distancing Pickup Lines


Funniest pickup lines amidst this time of social distancing.

Due to the Coronavirus, the world has taken up the safe and necessary practice of social distancing. With this social distancing has come a wave of hilarious and relevant social distancing pickup lines. They're safe and they practice awareness and respect of other folks, during this time. 

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Historical Memes from Before Things Were Like This


Funny memes, moments and facts about history.

Here's a smattering of historically themed memes, wtf facts and fun moments. Here are some more history memes to get your past on, or this hilarious and intriguing Tumblr thread that actually makes history fun. For a real intriguing one, here's a tumblr thread that stresses how important mundane people are to understanding history.

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Tumblr Describes Darth Vader as Being Way Too Extra


Tumblr thread explains Darth Vader from Star Wars as comically over-dramatic.

Tumblr's short theory on Darth Vader's over-dramatic nature makes way too much sense. The guy routinely put his life on the line just for the sake of style. For some more humorous thoughts on Star Wars, here's a Star Wars fan calling out people's complaints about the latest movies.

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Coronavirus Tweets From The Self-Quarantine


Tweets and jokes about coronavirus and quarantine.

Here are a collection of humorous tweets about the ongoing pandemic. While people are still urged to stay inside and limit social contact, it's starting to take a toll on people's attitudes. There are more cases, and predictably, a whole lot of coronavirus tweets and memes. Here's a woman's experience who tested positive for the disease.

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Tumblr User Imagines Horror Comedy, Stars Pizza Delivery Dude


Tumblr user imagines a horror comedy movie where a pizza delivery guy ends up in the middle of different movies.

Ah yes, another Tumblr user yet again proving why the world of Tumblr is full of countless comedic gems. It's a place that's filled to the brim with strange insights, and people falling down all kinds of weird rabbit holes. In this case, we've got a promising concept of a pizza delivery dude (apparently Rami Malek), who ends up navigating a world of different horror movies. Fun stuff.

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Funniest Moments In Online Classes So Far


Funniest moments that have occurred in online classes so far.

Due to the Coronavirus, classes across the world have shifted to the online realm. From there, it's been a rollercoaster of occasionally technologically challenged teachers trying to navigate online classrooms via resources like Zoom; and then students acting like scoundrels because they think that the webcam and/or microphone is off. Now more than ever, it is key to ensure that that is the case. 

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Dumbest Questions People Have Been Asked


AskReddit replies to the dumbest questions that people have ever been asked.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest questions they've ever been asked. People ask all kinds of ridiculous and mindless questions. Some folks need the instruction manual for how to life, more than others. If you ever encounter a particularly dumb question, maybe help that person out by answering it. They could probably use it. 

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Woman Tests Positive For COVID-19, Describes Experience


Woman tests positive for COVID-19, and describes her experience in Twitter thread.

Bjonda Haliti shared her experience with having Coronavirus. She details what it felt like as it progressed over a ten day period of time, and it sounds like at this point she's on the mend. The process she went through to actually get tested for Coronavirus, while she displayed the symptoms that doctors said to look out for, sounds like quite the ordeal. 

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