Saturday, June 1, 2019

13 Selfish Dinguses Who Made Their Cheapness Someone Else's Problem


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Spending your money wisely is a virtue, but sometimes people's forceful cheapness can become a burden. Here are some folks who either made insane demands, were incredibly rude, or in any way showed an unreasonable side of themselves in an effort to get what they want. For more frustrating posts like these, go here.

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Gordon Ramsay Talks Nervous Chef Into A Puddle Of Tears


My heart would've exploded from the sheer amount of stress in that buildup too. Gordon Ramsay left us surprised on this one! If you want to revisit some of his famous roasts, check out this gallery over here!

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23 Attempts That Got Smooshed by Life's Failures


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On any given day, people are out there trying.Some goals are more noble than others. Some people just want to do their job, be creative, or make a helpful sign. Some peoples goals are more nefarious. Some people try to lie and cheat the system. No matter the intent, failure does not discriminate.

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A Short Tumblr Thread About The Confusing Nature Of Sci-Fi Translation


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This one will leave you with some burning questions! 

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16 Things That You Should Not Mess With


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The world is a big, complicated place. Threats are everywhere, and some are more obvious than others. Who knew some cute seals could be so dangerous? But for the love of god don't ever screw around with an overflowing pot of chili in a newly cleaned car.

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19 Razor Sharp Insults To Try On Your Best Friends This Weekend


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Break these razor sharp insults when you want to make friends, or lose friends this weekend. In all seriousness, these are pretty solid! People can churn up some serious meanness when they put their minds to it. 

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Dude Tries To Buy A Birthday Cake, Ends Up Being A Total Nightmare


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Well this was hilarious. Anyone else laugh out loud the moment he said, "Dan"? We hope this dude's birthdays got better! 

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15 Times Innocent People Looked Guilty From Being Victims Of Terrible Timing


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Ever endure those moments when nothing lines up correctly, and the universe gifts you a moment of terrible timing. You know the one: when it looks like you're doing something absolutely terrible, but in reality, you're totally fine! These people shared their experiences. 

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Mom Tells Story of Her 9-Year Old's Effective Petty Revenge on Ex-Friend


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Seems like an effective way for a kid to end a toxic friendship and get out of punishment Scott free. We weren't this malevolently spiteful or resourceful as kids. When we were 9 we were too busy figuring out if hitting each other with sticks was a good use of free time. For a story of classier dad revenge, check this out.

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10 People In Law Enforcement Share Their "Oh Sh*t" Moment


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Here are some accounts of times things got extra real. Whether it was a transformative moment, a shocking one, or when something super awkward happened. If you're looking for a funnier change of pace, here's a hilariously stupid call Lawrence PD had to respond to.

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Blind Autistic Man Absolutely Shocks Judges On America's Got Talent


You are NOT ready for this feels trip. Plain and simple. Just look at the judges as their jaws hit the floor when the young and wildly talented Kodi Lee starts singing, while playing the piano. This guy has a beautiful gift, and the world's lucky he's sharing it with them. 

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Hypocrite Lies To Get Out Of Mopping Duties, Ends Up Getting Caught Red-Handed


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This hypocrite employee thought they were so smooth and clever when they tried to lie their way out of mopping duties; and that didn't exactly pan out like they planned. 

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17 Loving And Ridiculous Times Parenting Was Done Fairly Right


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The wild parenting here comes from a loving place. That being said, the examples in this list err on the side of absolutely ridiculous. But hey, not ALL of these kids look like they're having a terrible time of it. 

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Guy Goes Full Clueless Customer Mode On His Coffee Order


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The fact that this guy didn't think to take his glasses off to properly assess the coffee before ordering it again is beyond belief. I guess some people need coffee more than others, or this whole story was pulled right out of thin air. 

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