Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Bathtub Trays Get Mocked On Twitter For Not Understanding How Women Take Baths


Bathtub trays get mocked on Twitter for not understanding how women actually take baths.

This bathtub tray is getting properly mocked on Twitter for failing to accurately represent how women take baths. I just picture many ruined iPads after seeing these ridiculous ads. 

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25 Cool Tattoos That Turned Scars Into Art


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Got an unsightly surgery scar that you wanna jazz up? Bam! Fishbone! We've seen our fair share of really not great tattoos. Bad tattoos are a dime a dozen. But these are flippin' cool. Here are a bunch of clever ways people used tattoos to cover up and repurpose scars and birthmarks into cool looking artwork.

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Woman On Twitter Explains That Cleopatra Was Much More Than A Sexy Historical Figure


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Now this is what you do with a Master's In Egyptian History if you're looking to have some fun on Twitter. 

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Coloring Books Turned Into Adult Coloring Books


Coloring books turned into adult coloring books with dark humor.

These innocent kids coloring books were turned into dark-humored, gory, works of art. Looks like Rapunzel has a different, and far dirtier use for her hair than the story gave her credit for. 

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Woman Invites Her Crush Over To Help Fix The Bed, He Misses The Signal


Woman tells her crush that she likes him after she invites him over to "fix the bed" and he missed the signal.

She had to spell it out for this guy, after he missed multiple hints that she was definitely interested in him. No, my dude, she didn't need you to "fix the bed." It sounds like she wanted your company, and potentially in the bedroom. Fortunately, she shoots her shot at the end of the texting exchange, and he seems to return the move with interest. 

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Design Fails That Could've Used Some Extra Thought


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If you didn't have faith in yourself at work, fear not, because someone out there is screwing up more than you. And it's not just one person screwing up. There are oodles of folks not doing their one job, and the results are consistent and abundant. The world is just bursting with dumb and weird design fails. This is just some of them.

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PornHub Video Titles For The Baby Boomer Generation (12 Images)


Baby boomers get trolled with different video titles for if they were on PornHub.

We love a good old-fashioned baby boomer roasting. The internet can't seem to get enough of millennials squaring off against baby boomers. The following list of "Boomer Porn" video titles are nothing short of absolute comedy gold. 

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Person's Question About Grief over Losing Cat Turns Into Touching Feels Trip


Person guilty over cat's death receives touching answer.

Sometimes the internet is actually a good resource for people to engage with their grief over a loved one. In this case, this person's question was answered succinctly and impressively by someone who knows a thing or two about cats. Having some insight into their nature puts this person's situation in a much more meaningful perspective.

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The Ups And Downs Of The Married Life (33 Images)


Tweets that sum up the married life, with all of its ups and downs.

The married life is full of its ups and downs. There's the good and the bad, and a whole lot of the BS (crying kids and sleepless) nights, in between. These tweets manage to capture the emotional rollercoaster in all of its painful glory. 

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Mortal Kombat And How They Make Nauseating Sounds With Fruits


Mortal Kombat fans get ready. It turns out that there's a unique way to twist a bell pepper so that it sounds just like someone's chest is being torn apart. Gamers minds are bound to be blown when they realize that some of their favorite moves, and the gnarly sounds that accompanied them take their origins in messing with various fruits. 

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Slightly Uncomfortable Pictures That Spit On Perfectionism (50 Images)


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These very well may not bother you. You might look through these and say to yourself "This is just a bunch of pictures of random junk. I see nothing wrong here." But there is something just a little wrong with every one. Nothing big. Just mildly uncomfortable. And any perfectionist who decides to scroll down will be met with the skin-tingling nuisance of imperfection.

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Keanu Reeves Is Coming Back For A Fourth Matrix Movie With Carrie-Anne Moss


Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss will return as Neo and Trinity in the 4th installment for "The Matrix" franchise.

Big news today for fans of The Matrix or Keanu Reeves or Carrie-Anne Moss. So, basically everyone. Variety reports that "Matrix 4" has the official green light. Lana Wachowski will be writing and directing the film, with Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss picking up where they left off with their roles as Neo and Trinity. 

Twitter is abuzz with excitement and of course, some cynical apprehension about the news regarding the film. People are either all for it, or want nothing to do with another Matrix film. Check out some of the reactions below. 

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Excuses People Gave The Cops That Turned Out To Be Legit


Times cops stopped people and their outlandish excuses turned out to be true.

Cops have some interesting stories, like times they've enforced stupid laws just because someone was being a real A-hole. Day-to-day,  the cops walk in on some pretty wild situations, and since naturally no one wants to be arrested, they hear some pretty dumb excuses. Here are some surprising times a weird excuse actually turned out to be the real deal; from police themselves and people who were stopped.

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Woman's Boss Confronts Her At Work For Not Shaving Her Legs


Woman asks people on Reddit if she was wrong for not shaving her legs for work, after her boss confronted her.

This woman asked the people of Reddit if she was in the wrong for refusing to shave her legs, after her boss confronted her about the matter. Apparently her boss said that a few of her co-workers had complained about her lack of hygiene. She didn't want to discuss the matter any more without HR present, and can you blame her? Sounds like quite the touchy subject. 

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Guy Explains That The USA Logo Is A Perverse Act Between A Dolphin And A Man


Careful, once you see it you won't be able to look at the USA logo the same ever again. 

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Choosing Beggar Hungry For Free Money Won't Accept The Free Groceries They "Need"


Choosing beggar desperately begs for free money to buy groceries and then won't accept free groceries offer when they actually receive it.

Hey "hun" it doesn't sound like that money's going toward groceries for your kids--at all. This choosing beggar is a walking red flag. They go on about how badly they need money to buy themselves "woman products" and food for their kids, and then proceed to turn down the very generous offer of free groceries, cause they "want to do it themselves." Sounds like they don't want anyone around when they likely go to give that money to a dealer. 

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Guy Fulfills Divorce Deposition By Delivering A Literal Truckload of Paperwork


Guy gets revenge on unfair divorce request by sending tons of paperwork.

Divorce can totally screw people over. Between the exhausting bitterness and legal fees, it's safe to say that people often do not have a good time going through divorce. When this guy started getting requests for tons of information on his business, he went malicious compliance on it and found out exactly what he could legally get away with as a response.

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37 Sketchy Cheap Buys That Ended Up Being People's Best Purchases


AskReddit users share sketchy cheap buys that ended up being their best purchases.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those sketchy and cheap buys that ended up being great purchases for them. Sometimes you have to take the leap of faith, look past the shady Craigslist seller, and you end up with something as precious as an adorable kitty for $20. 

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Guy Accidentally Forgets His Girlfriend At A Gas Station In The Desert And Freaks Out When He Realizes His Mistake


Panicked boyfriend accidentally leaves his girlfriend at a random gas station in the desert of Arizona.

This guy unknowingly left his girlfriend at a random gas station out in a desert in Arizona. From the moment of his panicked realization to when he went and rescued her, he drove faster than he ever had in his whole life. Apparently he assumed that his relationship was up in flames due to his forgetfulness. 

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14 All-Star Smash Mouth Memes That'll Have You Walkin' On The Sun


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From their monster hits All Star, I'm a Believer or Walkin' on the Sun, to their hilarious Twitter account, it's hard to not love late-'90s legends Smash Mouth. In their honor, here are 14 memes that celebrate the band's absolute genius. We really hope you love them as much as we do.

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