There are only so many things that make you feel like a fully realized adult, and this guy managed to do two of them at the same time. That said, we can't see his feet so maybe he's wearing a pair of limited edition Air Jordans at the same time. That would make it three. Anyway, hats off to this dude's hand-eye-coordination.
Clearly, the Orca was fascinated by that stand up paddle board. The fact that there happened to be a dude on it is besides the point. For all we know the Orca was investigating to see whether or not the paddle board was some kind of alien life form. For what it's worth, the Orca was very respectful and responsive the moment that the guy exclaimed, "AY!"
Just for a maddening moment, picture yourself caught in the frantic flow of a busy day during the workweek when suddenly you find yourself stuck behind a fellow human being who doesn't understand the simple inner-workings of a car wash. To say that this could drive one to the brink of insanity might be fair. Actually yeah, this would flat out suck, man. Hopefully, Karen was able to drive away from the experience with the knowledge necessary to not have that happen again.
Debt collectors are professionally trained to efficiently see right through the various lies that people will try to spin to get out of payments, or gain access to sensitive account information. It sounds like this mom was bound to encounter a maddening moment of pure failure at one point or another. It's just a shame that this poor debt collector had to deal with all of the mindless nonsense.
Relationships are all about shared and delegated responsibility, and if both parties agree to it, having one person be completely unemployed is that couple's decision to make. With that said, the prospect of choosing to be a childless stay-at-home spouse brings up the questions of "what would you do all day" and "maybe it wouldn't exactly be fair if I worked while you did... what was it you said you'd do all day?" For a story of marital bliss, here's the wife who proposed an open marriage and then was furious when the husband got a date first.
Unfortunately, in this day and age with all of this enticing information readily available at our disposal, it's dangerously easy to become misguided due to convincing evidence that quite simply isn't rooted in the truth. Twitter user @NomeDaBarbarian decided to pop off on Twitter with a passionate thread that breaks down commonly held misconceptions and stereotypes about what it's actually like to live with ADHD. Maybe some folks will relate.
We can't all be geniuses and we don't want to read books, so sometimes we have to settle for not-wrong moments of technical accuracy. Being clever isn't the same as being smart, but it's definitely something that will get you through a job interview. So hike up those socks and step into highly literal moments of technical accuracy.
Tumblr is filled to the brim with strange, hilarious, and downright unexplainable observations about a wide array of topics. We were just reliving our joy for that ridiculous Tumblr thread that does a deep dive on the infamous Davy Jones curse and its accompanying loophole. This time around though, we've got a fresh and highly entertaining batch of high quality gems from the mines of the Tumblr world.
For some reason, it's hard for incompetent drivers to realize that it's not a good idea to tie forty Adirondack chairs to the roof of your Corolla with nothing but the help of some bailing twine and their wife sitting in one of the chairs to secure the load. But this is the world we live in, and just about anyone can drive a car, so here we are.
Seriously, that laser engraving was straight up twisted, man. It's no wonder the couple wanted the refund. The fact that the business refused to make good on that refund, and it was over $40 is pretty far out. Fortunately, the court was able to back that couple up, and they ended up getting a glorious $230 refund when it was all said and done. To keep the revenge drama going, check out this revenge story about an employee who took a petty revenge on a raging Karen.
They say most Americans believe in angels, but this all might just as easily have been performed by demons, lesser demonic spirits, soul shenanigans, ghost junk, complex scientific phenomena, telepathy, or our personal least favorite, "they're just lying." The thing is, everyone has been in a situation that they can't completely explain, be it contacting a dead relative or having their own life saved by a complex series of coincidences, or just plain old bizarre experiences people don't usually talk about.
Oh boy, are weddings just endlessly ripe for all kinds of conflicts between family members. There's just something about the event that inspires people to get completely possessed by their unreasonable, inner perfectionist side. The thing about trying to make sure that something ends up being perfect, is that life by its very design is imperfect. There are fails and mishaps lurking around pretty much every corner. It's only a matter of time before one thing or another falls apart. In this case of this wedding drama though, we have a woman who stood her ground when it came to being pressured to cut her hair for her dad's wedding. The moral judges in Reddit's AITA community seem to be in agreement that this woman's adopted stance was totally reasonable.
It's an unfortunate fact of life that the world's hard working and well meaning IT employees are on the frontlines of having to deal with all kinds of toxic nonsense. We've come across far too many tech support nightmares, and we don't suspect that the pattern's going to stop any time soon. This fun and informative little Twitter thread has IT employees describing why they might be viewed as being so upset all of the time.
We've all been caught up in impossibly draining fits of boredom while we were muddling through the education system. Some days really did feel like they were never going to end. Well, teachers can get bored too. Sometimes all of this boredom results in moments of complete and utter chaos. Maybe these people's stories about the funniest things that were said and done by their teachers will lead you down your own avenue of nostalgia.
This is nothing short of cringeworthy comedy gold. This guy had the nerve to put on a whole show like he was actually playing Halo, when in reality he was just streaming a YouTube video of someone else's Halo game. I wonder if he knows that people can see right through his dishonest little game.
