Monday, November 14, 2016

Reading These Diasterious 'Left at the Alter' Stories Will Remind Your Heart to Trust Your Gut Way More Often


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The Internet Simply Refuses to Take the Supermoon Seriously


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Can you blame them?

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Turns out That Disney Owns the Domain 'MuppetF*ckerDotNet' and the Story for Why Is Incredible


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What an unexpected, beautifully ridiculous situation:


via Beth Elderkin at io9:

Austin resident Noah Lee started going by the DJ name Muppetfucker in 1995, after he and a friend of his came up with it and thought it was funny. He used the name for six years, and owned several MuppetFucker domain names, including MuppetFucker.net. Lee told io9 the Jim Henson Company likely found out about Muppetfucker after he performed at SXSW in March 2001 and got a review in a local weekly magazine. A few days after the review came out, Lee got a cease-and-desist letter from the Jim Henson Company, which demanded he stop using the name Muppetfucker and hand over all domain rights.

“The day the letter showed up, I walked to my mailbox and opened it up, and when I pulled out that Kermit letterhead I knew right then it was over,” Lee told io9. “Many people said I should try and fight it or that I could pick something similar like ‘Puppetfucker,’ but let’s face it, nothing is funnier than Muppetfucker, as this latest round of people discovering the name proves.”

Annd here's that cease and desist letter, fifteen long years later...

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Twitter Shows Us What Happens When An Entire Country's Health Care System Is On the Same Email List


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Password of the Day: Not “123456,” So Tell 400-million Hacked AdultFriendFinder Subscribers

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The Beauty and the Beast Trailer is Here and the Internet is Under Its Spell


Today Disney lifted the veil on the first fully fledged trailer for their live action rendition of this beloved classic.
The film stars Emma Watson as Belle, Dan Sevens as the beast, and Luke Evans as Gaston. There are also sure to be some amazing voice acting appearances, such as the beloved Ian McKellen as Cogsworth. We have the trailer and your reactions below.

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American Politics Has Just Been Encapsulated in This Edited Christmas Advertisement


How Many Germans Does it Take to Tap a Keg Horribly?


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The Internet Imagines Barack Obama and Joe Biden as Best Buds and Their "Conversations" Are Hilarious


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Anyone who's seen their friendship bracelets knows that Barack Obama and Joe Biden are best friends. The internet took that a step further with imagined conversations that are at times adorable and always hilarious.

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If You Need Some Monday Inspiration, Just Watch This Guy Who's Literally Crushing It


Crushing watermelons (with various parts of your body) is definitely an Internet thing. Don't remember? See for yourself.

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Tip of the Day: Survive the Apocalypse By Opening a Soup Can with a Spoon


If you listen to Steve, that guy who stands at the end of my block holding a sign that reads “The End of Nigh,” then the end is nigh. Steve’s foresight that the world might be coming to an end should launch you into action, perhaps learning some important survival skills on how to survive the apocalypse. Sure, it’s important to know how to skin a deer with a paper clip, but also important, learning how to open a can of food with a spoon because the irony of having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife is no longer going to scare us.

via Nicole Wolverton

Or are we?

Luckily for you and Steve, a YouTuber is here to help. Popular Life Hacker Dave Hax, who should rebrand to "Life Hax" immediately and has taught us how to make a chocolate Coca Cola bottle and "magnetic slime," has the solution we've been looking for. In this video, Hax teaches you how to open those pesky Campbell's chunky soup cans with a spoon. Use this information well. When the mysterious race of cloaked mutants has taken the world’s supply of can openers, this video could save your life. 

Be ready. Stay alive. Stock spoons.

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Don't Trust Anyone, Not Even the Floor

This Dad Photoshopped His Son Into Amazing and Surreal Photos


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Adrian Sommeling has come up with something even better than a photo album of baby pictures. He's created surreal situations and with photoshop and a little artistry, he's added his own son into the mix.

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Celebrities Eating Things Will Be Your New Favorite Weird Instagram Account


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They even have ratings, helpful!

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The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 4 Reactions


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Tonight The Walking Dead offered us more of what we love: Negan, controversy, Carl doing dumb things, and direct references to the comics.
Tonight Negan rolled into Alexandria to continue to be cruel and petty to the survivors, true to his form this season.
Rick also revealed that he's privy to what fans have been pretty sure of for a long time.

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