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Monday, July 20, 2020

DoorDash Karen Chews Customer Out Over Milkshake Order

Karen should've just played nice, but no, she had to go and chew out a hard working employee over a dang milkshake. Fortunately, the employee kept their wits about them, and after a little digging, was able to get Karen a rightful termination for her toxic antics. Check out some more Karen drama with this Karen who asked a man to mow her lawn for 10 bucks.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/[deleted] • 1y + Join Karen chews us out over milkshake, I get her fired. So l used to work at this restaurant in the downtown city. Terrible job experience, but it was a job. One day, we get slammed. Usually it's because of a game night since this burger place is right behind a baseball field, but this day was different. First of all, I was already pissed. Coworker who thought he was the manager showed up an hour late so I had to open the entire front of the restaurant alo

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Text - I'm talking about 100 players with a line out the door. On shifts like this, some of the kitchen staff had to drop everything and help the other front of house employees (including myself) deliver orders because we're taking orders, cleaning tables, putting orders together, delivering them, serving drinks (I did this when I was 18), AND making milkshakes. Customers were great. All of the players that came in were so nice and we had no issues. No impatience, no complaints, nothing. Just a

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Text - We get in our usual rush and me and three other coworkers are obviously multitasking and rushing to keep everyone happy. DoorDash tablet goes off. I confirm it and start prepping the order. Mind you, this included a milkshake. I'm not going to go ahead and make the milkshake because god only knows when this woman is gonna show up. Rest of the order is ready to go and she shows up while we're helping other customers. Let me tell you about this woman. By definition, a Karen. She had the typ

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Text - go to start the milkshake. She starts flipping out at my coworkers and as l'm passing her to get the rest of the DoorDash order, she starts laying it on me. Screaming at me because "I didn't have the milkshake ready" and that "I was costing her tips". The woman was wearing LuLu Lemon Yoga Pants and had expensive color contacts in. She would be fine without three dollars. Sort-of manager comes out to talk to her. Let's call him C. C comes out and explains the situation. She doesn't accept

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Text - I'm fuming about this lunatic coming in and making everyone uncomfortable, so I do a little digging. Turns out, if you go onto the tablet, you can find the previous doordashers who come into the restaurant to get orders. I remember the name of the customer who ordered, so I go onto the tablet to find the doordasher's name. I find her name and cellphone number on the order history and information. I get into contact with the DoorDash company and explain the harassment we endured from Karen

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Space Suit Engineer Creates Warhammer 40K Astartes Cosplay

All the Warhammer fans are bound to love this cosplay. It deserves at least an 11/10.

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Tagged: cosplay , awesome , warhammer 40k , Video , space , win

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Excavator Operator Saves Stuck Deer

We've seen deer stuck in fences and ditches, but this deer that got trapped in a great big mud hole and the solution required some mechanical expertise. It's always cool to see such precision and care taken into consideration by someone operating heavy machinery.

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Tagged: aww , mud , saved , deer , excavator , win , machine

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Absolute Worst Dates People Have Been On

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the worst dates that people have ever been on. The dating world is filled with unexpected moments of cringe, and those terribly awkward moments when one finds themselves across the table from someone that managed to hide all their red flags successfully until the first in person conversation started up.

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Text - lilbebele • 22h 1 Award He stuck his fingers in my dessert, licked his fingers and did it again!! I ordered a lemon meringue pie and offered him to some, he said "no" only to then proceed to say "actually that looks good" and sticks his fingers in for a taste. Yuck Reply 3.6k ...

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Text - Uninhibitedrmr • 19h I had been seeing this guy for a few months but he kept me on the down low/didn't want to commit. Finally took me out to dinner in public we sat at the bar. A little after we ordered his two friends got to the bar and he immediately got up before they spotted us. He went over to them and sat and ate dinner with them and texted me not to come over. SO I sat alone for most of the night until his friends left. Reply 1 3.6k

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Text - mandysworldxxx • 18h 1 Award My freshman year of undergrad my TA for a comp sci class I was taking asked me on a date. He seemed normal/nice enough so I agreed and we went to dinner at a random restaurant in the city. He ordered for me which was not my favorite but I was like whatever cause he seemed to know the place really well. He was a narcissistic weirdo and he talked about himself the entire time and kept asking me/telling me to "pay attention." He told me all about his ex fiancé an

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Text - CaliAv8rix • 21h I was 28 or 29 years old at the time. We'd been talking for approximately 10 minutes over one drink... Him: So do you want kids? Cuz if you do, you don't want to wait too long. You're drying up. Me: ... Him: It's biology. Don't be mad. Then there was the time I met a guy for coffee, it was like 9 or 10am. The coffee shop was busy but fairly quiet. He'd ask me a question, l'd answer and he'd loudly exclaim "Nice!!! High five!!!!" He did this like 4 or 5 times before I had

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Text - RedWestern • 21h 3 1 Award From the get-go, talking to her was honestly like talking to a fucking brick wall. If I asked her a question, her reply was typically one word or at most a single sentence. And no questions in return or any effort to keep the conversation going. At one point, she got up to go to the toilet, and the older woman who was sitting at the table next to us leaned over and whispered to me "I have to say, I really admire your patience. She is a nightmare!" Reply 6.5k ...

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Text - TedW • 19h I got a girls number and went to the dentist a few days later. 4 wisdom teeth and a lot of drugs later, I apparently showed the dentist her number as my emergency pickup. I have no memory of these events, but apparently she picked me up, took me to the pharmacy for my medication, and dropped me off at my apartment, where I passed out. That was our first and only date. Apparently I didn't make a good impression. Can't blame her for that. I have no idea why the dentist office ask

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Text - RazPi314 • 18h Met at a coffee shop... Within 15 minutes I was trying to figure out how long I had to stay to be polite.... He believed he was an alien • Told me about how he has died twice • Even though he knew my ex abandoned my daughter, proceeded to be proud about how passive aggressive he was with his own kids, such as refusing to see them if they didn't want to do exactly what he wanted.... Noped outta there after about 40 minutes... 39 minutes too long.... Reply 1.1k ...

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$Text - WeddingElly • 22h Started off as a date and ended up a MLM pitch. =\ On the plus side, I still have those Cutco scissors and they are decent. Reply 1.2k ...$

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Text - tanyance21 • 22h I haven't had many date dates, but the last one I went on asked me if I could still have children. Yes, I can still have children. Am I going to have any more children? No. "But you still can tho right?" Left early and blocked his number Reply 1.9k ...

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Text - Existentialist • 22h He lied about his age by ten years, and took my to a part of the city that had his art murals. Was disappointed I wasn't impressed and called me a selfish bitch for choosing my own cocktail at the bar. Reply 862 ...

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Text - nannylittle • 21h 2 that come to mind. Guy who got me lingerie as a gift on the first date. Like really nice lingerie. Still really creepy too. The guy who brought his kids to our first date. I didn't even know he had kids. Reply 1.6k ..

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Text - Existentialist • 22h He crossed his legs and I could see he was wearing an ankle monitor. Reply 998 ...

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Text - AmantineDupin • 18h 1. I ask what he does and says "I don't like to brag about my job, you know the fact that I save lives every day." He was a doctor, and he said that with no sarcasm. 2. Gets angry because he asked me out a dating app five years before our date and that I didn't respond to his message immediately. I tell him it was an old account I never logged into he says, "goes to show girls are so fickle..." 3. Admits he actually has strep throat and "I actually shouldn't be on a da

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Text - goaheaditwontbreak • 22h 1 Award Met online back in 2003. Agreed to meet at a diner we both knew. I got there first. She arrived, hit the gas instead of the brake, drove into the curb, then hit a light pole which fell over and landed on a parked van. No one got hurt but she was pretty embarrassed. Never heard back from her. Reply 1.9k ...

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Text - Halomir • 17h She showed up 15 minutes late and spent the next 15 minutes staring at her phone responding with a singular word for most things. 'Yep' 'Totally', etc... Until the waiter arrived and she's wanting to do shots before we get our actual drinks and 'should we get 2 or 3 appetizers?' 'Do you think you'll want dessert' I just ordered a beer while I looked at the menu. Then the waiter leaves and she's back on her phone with one word answers. She then orders a HUGE dinner, 3 appetiz

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Text - baby_yaga • 19h At boarding school, on a college campus. We were both straight edge dweebs so we went to a party at the student center together. He got bored in about fifteen minutes so we sneaked off into the building together. I thought it was gonna be for some, like, making out and stuff? No, he found a computer lab and made me watch him play League of Legends for two hours while he tried to explain the game to me. If you meet a hot guy and he's single there is PROBABLY a reason. Reply

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Woman Understand's Mother-In-Law's Native Language, Surprise Ensues

The look on the mother-in-law's face must've been priceless. Yes, this woman's story of secretly understanding her mother-in-law's native language, and ultimately accidentally making that known to the rest of the family is pure gold. I think the pure shock value in letting the mother-in-law know that she could understand her all along makes all that trash talk worth it.

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Tagged: aita , marriage , Awkward , relationships , mother in law , Reddit , funny

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Tumblr Post: Cowboy Phrases Make For Great Life Advice

This quick and entertaining Tumblr post shines light on how common cowboy phrases/tips are actually quite applicable to various life situations. You know, things like "don't let yearnings get ahead of your earnings." Or how about, "don't go in if you don't know the way out." These could also be helpful guidelines if you're ever going about creating a cowboy character. Check out another fun Tumblr thread about how wolf spiders actually run cranberry bogs.

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things a Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words to live by according to cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings. • Don't squat with your spurs on.

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Text - • Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings. • Don't dig for water under the outhouse. • Don't go in if you don't know the way out. • Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you. • Never drive black cattle in the dark. • Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. • Never miss a good chance to shut up. • Never ask how stupid someone is 'cause they'll turn around and show you. like idk how accurate these are but somehow they ma

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. • It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. • If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't. Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down. • Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. • Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat

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Dumb Design Fails from The Lazy and Incompetent

People are asked to make a lot of things, but sometimes we're not up to the challenge. This leads to some prime fails of people not doing their jobs correctly. Words get left off of shirts, signs stop making sense, and people start building pathways to nowhere. We're not mad, we're actually pretty stoked about it.

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Blue - ASS CLEAN WIPES STREAK FREE SHINE-QUICK DRY 50 PACK 220 mm x 160 mm

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Text - Alexo 70%POLYESTER 30%PU 56%POLYESTER 44%VISCOSE XXXXXXX 100%POLYESTER 國 O图 30 MADE IN CHINA

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Land vehicle - LE themgs All Possibleare

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Advertising - OPEN OPENOPENOPEN 500 AE 1,500 OPEN OPENOPENOPEN 1,500 .... 172 774 GMP

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Lighting - Eat Beautiful Marquee "EAT" Sign $30

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Green - ABCDEFGHIJ MNOPO STUVWX AsS 1245 6789 LMNO ASS TOYS 6.

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Illustration - Remember the Great Barrier Reet in Unit Look at the pictures and match the names to the animals arret fish grea ser Sea turtle whitdar Teef shark SDISCOVER ER ..... .

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T-shirt - WHOEVER SAID DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND HORSE

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Street sign - 7 DRUGS DEATH DO US PART!!! ONL

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Canidae - WET WI 3 (RK Milk Chocolate Hebert SINCE 117 OCRAFTE EAT Milk Chocolate NET WT. 3 oz (85g) 3 07 Slebert PLAY SINCE 117 Milk Chocolate SHebert LOVE. Milk Chocolate NET W1 3 05

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Villains Who People Sympathized With

Some classic movie villains are just having a bad day, had a tragic backstory, are trying to protect the people they love, are straight up following a contract, or just get attacked by the protagonist for no reason. On the other side, sometimes a fictional character is written or portrayed so well that they inspire genuine feelings of hate.

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Text - diabettycrocker 349 points · 11 hours ago The witch from Hansel and Gretel. Single woman, works hard, builds/bakes her own house, and these little fucks come out of no where and start eating it like it was free... as an adult and homeowner now, I would be really irritated if I looked outside and saw the neighborhood kids gnawing on my siding..

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Text - cozymouse 330 points · 14 hours ago Ursula did nothing wrong in the little mermaid. She told Ariel exactly what would happen, and Ariel decided on her own will to go forward with the voice for legs trade.

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Text - -EDGAR- 19.6k points · 16 hours ago Magneto. He always thought humans would try to destroy mutants and he was right because they tried. He might have not been completely right, but man it's hard not to feel some sympathy for him after the shitty hand that life dealt him early on.

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Text - Mister_Chrome 15.4k points · 17 hours ago Captain Hook. If a little boy chopped off your hand and fed it to a crocodile you'd probably want to kill him too.

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Text - weeedtaco 14.5k points · 14 hours ago The dad from Dirty Dancing, he was just trying to keep his underage daughter from fucking the local trouble maker

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Text - HawkTeacher 14.5k points · 15 hours ago T-Rex from Jurassic Park. ChintanP04 7.0k points · 12 hours ago Also, The Indominus-Rex: You made a living kill-machine, with abilities that far exceed those of your measures to control it, and expect it to live its life in a small cage like a cat? (Heck, even cats won't stay in cages)

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Text - JackwhitesLiteBrite 12.2k points · 15 hours ago Doc Ock. I'm not saying that I'd sooner rob a bank than beg for grant money, but I get where he's coming from.

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Text - ButteringButters 529 points · 12 hours ago Now a movie but from a song. In the Black Sabbath song Iron Man, it talks about a guy who travels through time and sees a robot apocalypse. He tries to warn everyone but before he returns to his original time he gets turned to metal. He tries to tell everyone but they don't listen, so he gets mad and kills everyone out of rage. Bro was just angry. In the end he caused the robot apocalypse he saw and boom, Infinite loop.

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Text - CitizenOfRlyeh 2.5k points · 16 hours ago The Puppet Master from the original Ghost in the Shell movie. All he really asked for was asylum. There is a scene where, before going on a rampage, it demands asylum and rights to a trial to which the humans pretty much ignore. It's only after demanding its rights then being denied that it decides to go guerilla.

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Text - RoachIsCrying 11.9k points · 12 hours ago Dr Freeze. The guy just wanted to find a way to save his wife. Batman even once tried to help him with it

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Text - LaVidaYokel 11.5k points · 11 hours ago Colonel Kurtz "We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their aeroplanes because it's obscene!"

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Text - Steff_164 9.4k points · 13 hours ago General Grievous His people were massacred by the Jedi for reasons that were false. He was then physically crippled for the rest of his life (our side of his exoskeleton) and was told that the Jedi were to blame. He destroyed as many as he could and took their weapons as a trophy to exact his revenge for the Jedi ruining his life and pushing his people to the brink of extinction.

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Text - Johnston42 856 points · 15 hours ago Dwight from the office. He was just trying to do his job and Jim (a slacker) kept pranking him and making fun of him for carrying about his work. StreetReporter 501 points · 14 hours ago To be fair, Dwight did some pretty extreme things

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Text - Alarming-System 8.0k points · 14 hours ago Poison Ivy. All she wants is more plants and less destruction. With-a-Cactus 3.2k points · 13 hours ago In No Man's Land she moves into Central Park I think and just stays there. No crime boss approach, no city take over just walks into the park. Batman goes into the park, walks back out and suddenly the city starts getting fed by these fast growing plants. I don't remember if they explain that part, but of the villains in the Batman universe she

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Text - Gokai_Trickster 8.0k points · 14 hours ago Not a movie, but Robbie Rotten from LazyTown. As an adult, you get it, you want sleep, you want cake, your want quiet. You want to be lazy. There were moments where you could be like "I feel ya bro."

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Text - KingOfDacians 7.0k points · 12 hours ago Hades - would not be too happy if I was forced to rule over hell by my younger siblings.

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Text - eric_1115 5.4k points · 16 hours ago 3 Luke Skywalker. I mean, obviously he was a terrorist insurgent bent on destroying critical infrastructure, but you can't blame him for his resent about the unfortunate incident with his aunt and uncle.

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Text - ladidaboopboop 5.7k points · 13 hours ago Wicked witch of the west dullaveragejoe 6.8k points · 12 hours ago Bitch dropped a house on my sister and stole her shoes I'd be out for blood too. Continue this thread > thewriterlady 1.2k points · 9 hours ago Also, Glinda was pretty evil. She knew all along that Dorothy could have gone home five minutes after arriving in Oz. She basically manipulated Dorothy into going on that journey just so she could use her to have the Wicked Witch of the Wes

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Text - watchingstonks 5.0k points · 12 hours ago I agree with Ken from the Bee Movie. His gf got pissed at him for trying to kill a bee something that he was allergic to, meaning it was potentially life threatening. Frankly, Vanessa was terrible for dumping him because he tried to kill an insect. It's like getting mad at someone for refusing shrimp because they have a shellfish allergy. (I know he's not the main villain, but he was the secondary one.)

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Text - Ace-Of-Shovels 3.0k points · 11 hours ago The Grinch. He just wants to live alone in his gaff with a dog and the who people won't stop bothering him

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Text - TheDustLord 2.9k points · 13 hours ago Barbossa (and his crew from PotC 1) They found a bunch of gold coins sitting around, traded them as currency like anyone would, and were severely punished for no good reason.

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Text - QuipLogic 2.5k points · 16 hours ago 9 The Machines from the Matrix. The humans attacked first, going as far as blocking out the sun to end them. The machines create a new reality for the humans that is much better than the alternative of living in the sewers in the real world. The only reason Agent Smith became problematic was because Neo gave him new code.

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