Saturday, September 7, 2019

17 Smart-tastic Brain Lords Whose Self-Importance Knows No Bounds


People online bragging about how smart they are.

The internet is brimming with self-important mind titans who think their intellect is all that and a bag of potato chips. You'll find them lurking in comment sections and on dating sites, just waiting to steer the conversation toward themselves in order to lie about their supposed IQs. Real great group. Anyway here's a whopping dollop of undeserved ego.

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Tinder Funnies Full Of Love, Immaturity, Disgust, And Shame


A collection of Tinder funnies that are full of love, hate, disgust, and immaturity.

We're back at it with more fresh Tinder funnies, fails, surprising victories, a whole lot of immaturity, and general shamelessness. As long as Tinder's around we'll have hopeless romantics trying out the worst and best of their cheesy pickup lines. The real kicker is when one of those actually falls through the cracks, defies expectations, and actually works. 

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Scam Callers Threaten Apex Police Captain With Arrest


So much logically wrong with literally everything he's saying. As far as scammers getting got, this one is definitely one of our favorites already. 

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Guy Wants To Know If He's Wrong for Not Accommodating for His Roommate's Girlfriend's Baby


Guy's roommate's girlfriend with a baby moves in, doesn't pay rent, and expects him to take care of her baby. Other users comment on if what he is doing is wrong.

Being forced into a situation where he's expected to take care of and spend money on a baby two levels removed from him, this guy wonders if he's an asshole for totally removing himself with the situation. Some people like kids and go the extra mile to help out other folks, other people don't like kids and are within their rights to not have to deal with ones that just fell into their lives. Sometimes people choose to ask the internet whether or not they're being a jerk in their given situation.

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Trashy Moments That Belong In The Dump (25 Images)


People doing selfish, trashy, greedy things and other antisocial behavior.

If you're like most people, you're reasonable, relatively calm and somewhat kind. Your first thought when seeing an emergency lane probably isn't "that looks like a great place to park" and when you see a full tip jar you probably don't think "this must be for me." That said, there are moments when some people act selfishly, and the resulting trashy moments are an incredible sight to behold.

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Son Convinces Dad To Try AirBnB, They End Up In The Middle Of A Narcotics Bust


Son convinces his dad to try out AirBnB, and they end up in the middle of the neighboring house getting busted by a narcotics team.

This son's TIFU is one for the books. He managed to convince his dad to give AirBnB a shot, instead of just taking the normal hotel route, while on their journey to check out purchasing a new truck. Unfortunately, the worst-case scenario pretty much presented itself when they showed up the neighboring house was in the middle of a massive narcotics bust. Yikes. 

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Dropkick Murphys Perform for 3-Year-Old Boy Battling Cancer Who Can't Leave His House


Quinn is on isolation and can't leave his house, so strangers come by to entertain him at his window. Luckily, the Dropkick Murphys are awesome, and decided to visit.

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Bella Hadid Pretends Homeboy Is Part Of Her Natural Vocabulary


The cringe is still fresh as ever in this clip of Bella Hadid pretending that "homeboy" is a natural part of her vocabulary, for a painful amount of time.

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Guy's Translation Fail Results In Him Filling Up His Petrol Car With Diesel


Guy's language translation fail results in him filling up his Petrol car with Diesel.

Sometimes the language barrier can hurt you more than others. In this case, the guy thought that "gasoleo" would get the job done for him, when he went to fill up his Petrol car. Unfortunately, that actually translated to Diesel, and he found himself in quite the bind, and in need of a mechanic. Fortunately he was able to resolve the issue, and move forward. But you gotta love the fail! 

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People That Failed At Using The English Language (23 Images)


A collection of people that failed hard at using the English language.

These people tried and failed miserably in their attempts to use the English language. Spelling is harder for some than others. 

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Strange Things People's Bodies Do That Aren't Quite Right But Not Worth A Doctor's Visit


Strange things that people's bodies do that aren't quite right, but also aren't worth a visit to the doctor's office.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those strange things that their bodies do that aren't quite right, but don't necessarily warrant a visit to the doctor's office. The resulting insights might do an effective job at reassuring you that our bodies are actually just bizarre machines that come with their own series of weird glitches; but aren't life-threatening. 

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Funny and Accurate Alternate Names for Things


Funny alternate names for objects and animals.

Why are things named what they are anyway? Some scientist or technician threw together a taxonomy a long time ago made up of some greek or latin roots that no one uses anymore? Just about everything can afford to have a nickname. Some of these make more sense than the originals. Saying "make sure the electric hose is plugged in" makes sense to us. Here are some alternate names for animals 

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Cursed Images Stuffed To The Brim With Uncomfortable Madness


A collection of cursed images that are stuffed to the brim with uncomfortable levels of bizarre and WTF.

We're back at it again with more cursed images. These sick puppies are brimming with deeply uncomfortable levels of WTF, to make you squirm in your seat, and wonder what it is that drove you to check out more cursed images, yet again. 

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Things People Wrongfully Think Are Scams


Things that people wrongfully believe are scams just trying to take their money.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share things they're aware of that people wrongfully think are scams, but actually are nothing of the sort. Those crazy things like the dentist and sites that require you to enter your credit card information before you can purchase their legitimate products, are actually just around to help you. The paranoid suspicions are fair in a world that can feel like it's just trying to pull one over on you, too often. 

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Tenant Gets Evicted, Lies About Eviction And Ends Up Paying $20K


Tenant lies about eviction, tries to say they're still on old lease, and ends up paying $20K.

This tenant got evicted and tried to lie their way out of the eviction by saying their old lease was valid. That didn't work out too well for them in the long run, and they ended up forking over $20K in a payout. 

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Twitter Users Share The Pettiest Things They've Ever Done


People share the pettiest things they've ever done in a viral Twitter thread.

A Twitter thread going around has people sharing the pettiest things they've ever done. There's a terrible amount of people getting back at their exes by hooking up with their friends. That's just some cold blooded, heartless shit, no? 

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