Sunday, May 24, 2015

Why Haven't I Thought of That Before?


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Mom Shames Her 13-Year-Old Daughter for Inappropriate Facebook Profile


This 13-year-old girl claimed to be 19 on Facebook and posted pictures of herself wearing only a bra. Her mom posted this video on that Facebook page as punishment. 

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Whatever You Say, Brainiac


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A Guide That Includes Things You Should Know


You Think This is a Game, Son?


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Now You Can Get That Dad Bod!


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There Are 38 New Emoji Coming Next Year - but Still No Taco in Sight


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The Unicode Consortium responsible for standardizing text characters and emoji across different platforms recently announced that they'll be unleashing a new batch of characters for 2016. You can see some of the highlights above from Yahoo, including the much-requested "selfie" and "bacon" emoji.

The elephant in the room, however, is the lack of a taco emoji. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPRESS TACO BELL REGRET, UNICODE CONSORTIUM? You expect me to use my words like an Actual Human Being? That's gosh-dang absurd and you know it.

If you're curious the emoji subcommittee (again a Real Thing and not something we just made up) has some explanations for their selections. Otherwise, here's a list of what's the come in 2016:

Face with cowboy hat
Clown face
Nauseated face
Rolling on the floor laughing
Drooling face
Lying face
“Call me” hand
Selfie
Raised back of hand
Left-facing fist
Right-facing fist
Handshake
Hand with first and index finger crossed
Pregnant woman
Face palm
Shrug
Man dancing
Prince
Man in tuxedo
Mother Christmas
Wilted flower
Scooter
Motor scooter
Octagonal sign
Clinking glasses
Black heart
Croissant
Avocado
Cucumber
Bacon
Potato
Carrot
Fox face
Eagle
Duck
Bat
Shark
Owl



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Ever Feel Like Your Friends Are Abandoning You? This Hotdog Gets it.


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Two Drunk Dudes Performed the Ultimate Bro Heist


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Two drunken golf fans allegedly stole the pictured golf cart and drove it five miles down the road and onto local bar Selwyn Pub's patio according to sources from Total Frat Move. The source of the golf cart, Quail Hollow Country Club, is well known in Charlotte, NC for its party atmosphere during tournaments. A co-owner of the pub confirmed that, although they aren't sure how it got there, a Quail Hollow golf cart was indeed left on the patio of Selwyn Pub.  The drunk patrons/golf cart theives apparently abandoned the cart to be picked up by a country club representative the next morning and left the bar without being caught. 

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Hang On, Gotta Feed the Meter


Great Craft Project If You Want to Make Your Roommates Uncomfortable


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Tagged: prank , crafts , funny , dating

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